Nibris Web site promises Sadness for Fall 2009

by Kyle Orland { Jul 7th 2008 at 7:29PM }

Previously on The Young and the Sadness.

*A mysterious stranger, Nibris, enters the scene*
Nibris: Come away with me, and I'll make all your mature-themed, Wii horror gaming dreams come true.
Joystiq: Can it be? Is it true?
Nibris: It is true! Just listen to my story and you'll know in your heart that it is so.
Joystiq: I'm just not sure I can believe in you.
Nibris: Look, I bring you concept art to prove my fidelity.
Joystiq: Lies! I heard you're already planning to run out on me.
Nibris: Would I release these official screenshots if I was planning to halt development?
Joystiq: I just don't know what to think! *Sobs*

And now, today's episode:

Nibris: Look at my new Web site. I promise you, Sadness will be out by Fall of 2009. Meet me at the Leipzig Games Convention if you still have faith in me. In us.
Joystiq: Sorry, dear, I've moved on. Give me a ring when you're ready to show me a playable demo.

[Via NintendoWiiFanboy]

Tags: nibris, sadness, soap-opera, vaporware, Wii

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

peteyH @ Jul 7th 2008 7:36PM

a little heavy-handed, don't you think?

Mr Khan @ Jul 7th 2008 7:38PM

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This and other unprofessional mistakes cast doubt on a website for a company who's never generated anything but talk and suspicion since the early days of Wii, but i don't think, at this point, that they are fake. Whether they make anything or not at this point is still up in the air, but Nibris's genuine intentions at this point can't be debated.

markhill66 @ Jul 7th 2008 7:43PM

Lawlz. Great post, Kyle.

Saria the Cat @ Jul 7th 2008 7:57PM

Hooray for awesome analogies! I wish there was some kind of Google Translator to turn every post into a soap opera-styled dialog. It would make for great rereads of the articles of old.

Blue_Falcon @ Jul 7th 2008 8:01PM

Fall of...2009? Oh wow, I've had a hard time remembering the game since its announcement...what was it, 2 years ago? Another year and some months is not going to help them at all. At least not for me.

coast19 @ Jul 7th 2008 8:06PM

LOL

Jonathan-DBOSS @ Jul 7th 2008 8:16PM

Nibris: I... I'm married.

(HOLY S**T!!!11)

samfish @ Jul 7th 2008 10:10PM

Man, do I wish I could stick my crash into her bandicoot.

...but seriously, she's got nice boobs.

Crash Bandi - is shot @ Jul 7th 2008 10:16PM

...I think my Bandicoot just Crashed.

Negativecool @ Jul 7th 2008 10:58PM

Sex AND suffering???

...

Buttsecks?

Anonymousaurus @ Jul 7th 2008 11:38PM

Nibris: Do you not even want to know about my child!?

Joystiq: ...child? But we've never even waggled once...

DNF(smokin a cig): O hai.

aristokrat @ Jul 7th 2008 11:52PM

Let's hope they get a better English translator than the one from their website. Though "rich-in-the-shocking-factor scenarios" do sound quite shocking!