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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 9:15AM untitled said

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Pimps at Sea.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 9:43AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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I wish, lol

"Your aim is to voyage around the planet and pick up hoes faster then anyone else online, and if they have more hoes, bombard thier ship and steal thier hunnies", lol
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 9:18AM Obienator said

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Someone needs to tell Bungie the "Pimps at Sea" joke was funny....

....back in 2001.

Oh well, at least it's not teh Hayloz.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 9:35AM (Unverified) said

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Pimps at Sea is always funny.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:30AM Misfit Toy said

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Paul has a point. Like bell-bottoms and afros...Pimps at Sea never goes out of style.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:31AM Misfit Toy said

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Paul has a point. Like bell-bottoms and afros...Pimps at Sea never goes out of style.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:34AM Misfit Toy said

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Sigh...another broken double-post on Joystiq.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:39AM darkinchworm said

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Sigh...another broken double-post on Joystiq.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:43AM Misfit Toy said

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haha...nice one ;)
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 11:19AM (Unverified) said

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haha...nice one ;)
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 11:49AM (Unverified) said

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Pimps at the seas FTW.

It's official if you play Pimps at the Sea and you still do teabags,you are gay.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 5:02PM Vegnagun said

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Agreed. Pimps at Sea never lost the funny.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 9:39AM (Unverified) said

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PIRATEZ ONLINE MMORPG!!!111111111

o noe :(
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 9:41AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Whats the point teasing? We already know its halo related, just come out and say it already. ¬_¬
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 9:44AM The Pork said

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A Halo: Combat Evolved remake.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:33AM Misfit Toy said

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That would be the shiznat...as long as they kept the physics the same as the original...and gave the pistol it's just power and awesomeness.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 11:06AM The Pork said

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Not to be a jerk, but I was being totally sarcastic. Was not a fan of it, and see no reason why they'd do a remake so soon after it was originally released!

C'mon Bungie - a new IP, and make it, like, good.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 1:25PM cuteSAVAGE said

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Conker: Live & Reloaded came out only 4 years after Bad Fur Day, and The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena should be out only 4 / 5 years after the release of Escape From Butcher Bay. It's not implausible to think they would remake Halo: CE, which was infinitely more successful than either Conker BFD or Riddick. They just aren't working on one, but not because they can't...
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 2:41PM The Pork said

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Yeah, and Bad Fur Day wasn't good. It showed just how bad the original was (no, really).

I thought Dark Athena was a true sequel to EFBB? Even if it is a remake, I'd take that a million times over Halo: CE. Butcher Bay was endlessly more appealing a game than Halo.

And don't compare multiplayer because EFBB didn't have that. And didn't need it. Too many first-person games have multiplayer modes thrown in just because the developers feel they have to. I'll take EFBB, Metroid Prime 3 or Condemned over The Darkness, Prey or Haze any day of the week and twice on Sundays. The former aren't worse because they don't have multiplayer. In fact, they're better because of that exact reason.

Sorry, a little off-topic there.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 3:15PM hotpuck6 said

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i loved conker. I had it on 64 and xbox.
the multiplay they added into live and reloaded wasn't too bad, but could have been better. The single player was one of the funniest and raunchiest games in current memory.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 9:54PM Misfit Toy said

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There was definitely something cool about Riddick, but in all honesty I couldn't finish the game. It just seemed TOO slow. And I understand that it was part stealth, but even Metal Gear and Splinter Cell moved at a quicker pace than that game.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:02AM strictnein said

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Luke Smith is no Frankie. Wish Frankie wouldn't have left Bungie.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:36AM Misfit Toy said

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I love Frankie. At least he's still tied to the Halo franchise. I have to admit...I am uber curious as to what he and PJ have been concocting.

Though I wonder how much Haloness E3 can handle when they probably want to not steal too much of Gears of War 2's thunder.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:04AM (Unverified) said

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Well, we can choose not to believe their comments earlier and stick to the its going to be halo related... But realistically why would they bother becoming independant of MS if they were just going to make another halo?
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:39AM Misfit Toy said

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The biggest advantage of not being owned by your publisher is that you are not pressured to have a street date set in stone because the stockholders need to get their shares up. They have more say in when it's done. So they wouldn't have to rush Halo 4 out the door.

I have to admit. I'm on the fence. Part of me believes there will be a Halo 4, and part of me feels that Bungie wants to branch out into a different franchise. It wouldn't be the first time. There was Myth and Marathon before it.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 12:23PM Duke said

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A lot of folks think that they are so desperate to not do Halo because of the MS split, yet making a lot of money is what businesses strive for. If you make a candy, and people buy a lot of it - why start selling waffles just to change things?

Waffles are damn good though.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:11AM (Unverified) said

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Is Halo Wars finished then?
Seriously what's the point of stoking your game-boner over anything Bungie announce? It'll be good, but it'll also be 2 years until it's playable.

Call me when you're almost finished, Bungie.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:31AM (Unverified) said

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Bungie aren't making Halo Wars, Ensemble Studios (Age of Empires dev) are.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:54AM (Unverified) said

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Ensemble studios is making Halo Wars.

If you want to be overzealous get your facts straight first.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:17AM Tycho81 said

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I'd like to see an Abuse remake for XBLA.

Does anybody remember Abuse?
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:38AM falcomadol said

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I remember Abuse. I think you could definitely do it justice with two analog sticks.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 12:52PM Booxatron said

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I only played a demo for it a while back but I remember it being sweet. Do want more.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:22AM (Unverified) said

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A new first person shooter were the main character is sargent johnson in the early days, I think that would be awesome.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:32AM lysernix said

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You want breakfast? You gotta catch it!
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:23AM (Unverified) said

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Pimps at Sea on Live Arcade.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:51AM (Unverified) said

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that's already real
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:36AM Lordchimp said

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For some reason, I wally want Pimps at Sea to be real.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:40AM snarfoogle said

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Marathon for Wii?!
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:45AM (Unverified) said

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I'm holding my breath it's a virtual boy game. C'mon developers...it's been years since you've come out with a game for that system! I'm waiting!
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 10:52AM (Unverified) said

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Bungie said they broke from Microsoft because they wanted to make a new game and not just Halo 4.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 11:38AM (Unverified) said

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It's not going to be a Halo game.

I think it's going to be a platformer in the vein of Mario.

Remember a few months back or perhaps a year when Miyamoto said something to the effect that he could make Halo (it was in relation to a question someone had asked him) well, not that he was being malicious in his comments, but Bungie seemed to take that as a challenge and for a while there was a rumor floating around that they were working on some sort of platformer, in essence accepting Miyamoto sans "challenge" for lack of a better word.

Combine this with the fact that there have been pictures of a little "thing" with a plunger popping up on bungie.net (its also in the Bungie day picture pack) and hes being referred to as the Superintendant and I think what you have is the Bungie take on a Mario type platformer.

If anyone can pull it off it's Bungie. Many have coined Bungie as a one trick pony and if you know there history than you'll also know that they all around make good/great stuff. That's one of the main reasons they left MS as they don't want to be seen as a Halo machine.

Will their be other Halo games from Bungie? I think so, most definetly, but this game IMO is going to be a Mario type platformer and the only real questionis, can Bungie "do it again" for MS, can they be creating a Mario-esque platformer that actually rocks?

Only time will tell, I know I have the superintendant as my gamer pic (my private one) so i'm juiced to hear this.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 2:32AM Ironmanxrs2 said

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That would be rad..
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 11:44AM (Unverified) said

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It probably isn't Halo, and therefore will not be that exciting news. A new IP, while interesting will most likely be anticlimatic.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 12:23PM DarkTetsuya said

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I would say 'no, it couldn't be!' but I also said the same thing about SFIV, so watch it turn out to be that. :P
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 12:19PM Duke said

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Halo prequel confirmed?
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 12:35PM (Unverified) said

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A new FPS IP hopefully cause Bungie's obviiously good at FPSs so them making another one will be great.They could also bring back Marathon from the dead.

I'm hoping its not Halo 4(If that game ever is created come on a trilogy only fools stick to that line and obviously theres some more things they need to clear up or end like Gravemind) cause I kinda want that to be a game released in the ending years of the 360 when the 360 is about to die so that we can send it out in style hopefully in 2010-11 but not in 09 they need atleast 3-4 years between Halos for the developement time in order to make the game great or pass that.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 2:33PM Misfit Toy said

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I'll take that, or as a killer app for the launch of the XBOX 720. The stuff they're pulling off with the latest PC GPUs have me excited for the next generation of consoles. It would be nice to see what they can do with Halo 4 (if they make one) with some more time spent on really nailing the story and having some high res textures. Master Chief looked good in Halo 3, but characters like Sgt. Johnson were ugly compared to the characters we see in Mass Effect and other games.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 1:41PM Covarr said

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If it's July 14, then clearly it must be a video game adaptation of the movie Con Air.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2008 3:22PM (Unverified) said

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Or Bastille day... That would make sense... Like totally...
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