How you like the 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand trailer now?

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand is a game about the time that 50 Cent went to the Middle East, played a concert and got paid with a diamond-encrusted skull. We mention this upfront, so you can understand how difficult it is to write about this game. What are we going to say that's funnier than that? Nothing!

You know what? How about we drop some truth on you: Every time we see a trailer for this game we want it to be terrible, but it just keeps looking awesomer. It's like some bizarre fever dream that F. Gary Gray would have after watching Three Kings and Romancing the Stone back to back. You know what, the internet? Do want. How is that for honesty? Do. Want.