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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 1:06AM Deprincer said

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i'm so down
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 1:28AM Tiptup300 said

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It's almost time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but I'm all outta gum.

WHOS THE KING BABY!

GROOVY!

WOOOOOW!

You alien scum are gonna pay for shootin down my ride!

I AM PUMPED FOR THIS GAME!!!!

Me and my friends played this game for hours on end. 4 player on the 64 everyday. Only one rule, if anyone says "Bow to the king baby", you instantly are the target for everyone, including yourself.

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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 1:57AM Ponza said

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How did I know that Tiptup would say something here? You forgot a line, dude...

SHAKE IT BABY!

*rocks out to Duke Nukem Jam by Vertexguy*
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 2:30AM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Don't forget:

I've got balls of steel!
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 9:56AM (Unverified) said

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"Your a inspiration for birth control"
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 1:07AM AkmGamer said

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I would definitely get the game if it is released any time soon. Love the Duke Nukem games.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 1:09AM Obienator said

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While it could be a fake, didn't MS release Doom as a surprise XBL game during last years E3? With E3 coming out next week it could be a possibility.

And with co-op? Hell yeah!
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 1:17AM (Unverified) said

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I think Doom was released on the day of X06.

And yes, Duke Nukem 3D would be awesome, such fond memories of the Saturn version...
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 1:22AM Obienator said

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Dayum,that was two years ago? I stand corrected.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 8:33AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Time flies, does it not? Seems like just yesterday I was freezing my balls off outside of a local Target store to get my hands on a 360 at launch.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 11:36PM Virus one said

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My 360 came in the mail.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 1:12AM PhydeWice said

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If this does get released on XBLA, I'd love to see some other games that use the Build engine. Shadow Warrior, anyone?
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 1:35AM (Unverified) said

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so why is the camera compatibility icon next to the name. what could this game possibly do with the vision camera that would worth a damn? as much as i love me some nukems, i'll go with you guys on the rumor side of the room.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 1:46AM MacGyver10 said

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that first picture shows the game uses the xbox live vision cam...but for what?
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 11:37PM Virus one said

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Face scan.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 1:50AM (Unverified) said

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I wounder what the vision camera could be used in this game for??
Idk but i can't wait.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 1:52AM Keithustus said

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Why has no one yet said:

PHOTOSHOP!
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 2:05PM Dirty said

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The price that kotaku is showing on their screens is 1,337 MS points. Thats what makes me think its a photoshop.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 2:02AM spin cycle said

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Who cares? Go play it on your PC, it's cheaper than buying it again and you can use a mouse and keyboard.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 4:55AM TheMainProtagonist said

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Did you know that some of us prefer using dual analog controllers? I know I do, and I can't be the only one.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 5:44AM GenGrievous said

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Ha just what I was thinking. Why don't you put some original games on live for a change.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 7:15AM (Unverified) said

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Hmm... I for one have never heard of this breed who like dual analog. Regardless, I imagine it's a pain getting XP to run DN3D, as I was recently trying to get some old games like Blood Omen and System Shock 2 to work, and had to give up.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 8:39AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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I think most people who end up getting it on the console just prefer to have everything in one place, and of course for them, it's easier to run. I'd probably get it on XBLA if I knew my friends would get it and we could play co-op, but most of my friends with 360's weren't PC players back in the day like I was, and so some of them probably have no clue who Duke Nukem is...and I pity them.

Still think MS should add KB/M support AT LEAST on the next Xbox, though. These consoles are just streamlined PC's, after all.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 2:11AM (Unverified) said

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WANT.

I got my roommate hooked to Soul Calabur, so maybe some Oldschool Duke Nukem Co-Op would be just as addicting...
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 2:12AM MightyHealthy said

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My optimistic side: "Bring this out ASAP. Get it the hell out NOW."

My pessimistic side: "Someone probably has too much time on their hands. Don't get your hopes up."

Which side will win???
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 2:34AM Axcalibur said

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Will definitely be purchasing this! Hope they include the expansion "Plutonium" Pack.

"I ain't got time to play with myself"

"I'll rip your head off and sh!t down your neck!"

"Yo ho ho and a bottle of jack"

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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 2:44AM Axcalibur said

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Not sure why my previous post was deleted, I quoted Duke and I guess it included a naughty word... sorry Joystiq... didn't mean to hurt any feelings!

Anyways the more important part to my post was
"I hope they include the Plutonium expansion pack" because it included some great levels with tons of funny moments.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 2:47AM Axcalibur said

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Ok nevermind...
looks like my first post wasn't deleted...
that is odd...
second time that's happened at Joystiq to me...
Am I that lame or am I just a victim of impatience? (Don't answer that...)
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 3:24AM juju187 said

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your just lame
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 12:47PM Axcalibur said

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I know... I can't help it, it's a disease...
don't get too close... you might get lame too...
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 2:47AM Foetoid said

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Why is everyone making such a big deal about co-op. After playing countless hours of co-op on the N64 version of Duke 3D, i would figure it would be standard to include it over XBLA
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 12:50PM TheFilmTwit said

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The biggest problem with Duke coming out on XBLA is the same problem with Doom coming out on XBLA. Or Marathon. Or Turtles. Or anything.

You'll buy it, play it once, then realize you have a hi-def TV and hi-def games to play on it.

It's sad, I know, but search your feelings. You KNOW it to be true.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 3:58AM michaspi said

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Blow it out your ass.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 6:10AM Snowblind said

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I do seem to remember last year at e3 they made a huge announcement about Doom coming to the XBLA, and then they said it was available, right now. Would be great if they did the same thing with Duke Nukem, this is the game I've been waiting for since I first heard about the Arcade.

Well, this and Vigilante 8. Who needs any full release games after this? :P
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 1:50PM Shades said

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honestly this is an easy photoshop to pull over, plus there's no way microsoft leaks still on the marketplace unless its a debug or break of a reviewers embargo. just make some small duke icons, and reduce opacity and u have a very convincing photoshop
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 9:41AM captcarl said

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"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck."

Who could forget that gem?
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 9:47AM (Unverified) said

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Don't know which I loved more in multiplayer - freeze ray (kick and shatter), shrinking (STOMP!), or laser trip wire.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 9:57AM Pwnmower said

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno

thought this would be appropriate, oldie, but goodie.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 10:31AM BlackIceJoe said

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I wonder if 3DRealms will use the money they get from this to make Duke Nukem Forever. Also I wonder if PSN will get this too. That being said I can't wait to play Duke on Live.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 10:40AM Ninegauger said

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DOOM for XBLA was awesome and I'd totally buy this as well.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 11:50AM (Unverified) said

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Second that.

It could be fake but I remember last E3 Sonic and Golden Axe were the surprises of the show.

Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 1:16PM (Unverified) said

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I wonder if the camera will be as nauseating as the other old FPS' on 360. And will thy update the graphics? I mean, Duke looked good 10 years ago, but things have moved on.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 4:22PM jumpshot said

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I wonder if they'll release Shaolin Showdown as well? Meh.
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Posted: Jul 16th 2008 8:35PM Biohazard said

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if you prefer analog sticks over a mouse and keyboard then you have no idea what real control is like
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