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Posted: Jul 9th 2008 9:28PM (Unverified) said

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"The Moblin could be avoiding creditors"...I lost it right there! Best. Series. Ever.

Posted: Jul 10th 2008 4:18PM (Unverified) said

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I've always misunderstood (well, probably) this phrase as a cryptic oxymoron, like "it's a secret that everyone knows." If everyone knows it, is it a secret? What IS "it"?

Cool article.

Posted: Jul 10th 2008 8:21PM TJF588 said

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The "it" itself is a secret, yet everyone knows that "it" is a secret, so that it's a secret isn't a sceret, but what "it" actually is, that is a secret unto itslef.

This bit of thinking that you weren't gonna have fun with this turned into something akin to mentalbation. I applaud you, sir!
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Posted: Jul 12th 2008 2:12AM TJF588 said

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My apologies: I got yours and Edge's comments a bit mashed in my head. Still, the near-braingasm was noice.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2008 1:14AM (Unverified) said

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It's a magical Moblin!! =)

Posted: Jul 9th 2008 10:28PM JoshMilewski said

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Amazing!

And WTF at those animals "sealed in stone", especially the pterodactyl one. O.o...

Posted: Jul 9th 2008 10:44PM (Unverified) said

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I think you may need to rethink that "he's mute" theory... In only a few short "seasons" Link would learn to say "I found a mirror under a table!" in Zelda II: Adventure of Link.

Funny post though. Maybe the Moblin is just paying Link for freeing him when his home caved in or a tree magically grew up while he was taking a nap...

Posted: Jul 9th 2008 10:46PM Shadow31 said

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...L...M...A...O...

That was awesome. I will think of this every time I find that moblin, now.

Posted: Jul 10th 2008 1:23AM OMGITSJAD said

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Not much of a secret to everybody now, is it?
Hope that you know an innocent Moblin will be killed because of this article!
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Posted: Jul 10th 2008 1:43AM Polecat said

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In a sad SAD moment of 'Seeing and not being able to Unsee.', I was subjected to a short rather pornish interpretation of this exchange....even washing my eyes did not help me.

Posted: Jul 10th 2008 1:57AM echodek said

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I've got this one.
I'm paraphrasing (obviously), but there's this theory that basically says if you were able to transport to any random place in the world, it would be dangerous because of the chance that you could wind up stuck inside a rock, or something of the sort.
So, another explanation could be that that was what happened, and the moblin gave Link the rupees for setting him free. It would also have to be kept a secret because I'm sure it would be kind of embarrassing to get killed first off, and then end up re-spawning inside a rock on top of that.

Posted: Jul 10th 2008 5:19PM (Unverified) said

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How come no one brings up the grumpy old man, waving his cane at passers-by who would wander on his lawn, and when you burn down HIS bush he says "Pay me for the door repair charge"
Grumpy old bastard.

Posted: Jul 10th 2008 12:31PM Edge of Blade said

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Best explaination for me is that it breaks the 4th wall. Don't tell other gamers and keep it a secret so that other gamers get the thrill of stumbling on to something unexpected! ...but we all know we are a gossipy bunch...

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