You! Stop what you're doing! What are you playing over there? Cooking Mama? You think that sort of pansy-ass cooking game is going to cut it here? You're pathetic! You wouldn't last a second in Ubisoft's video game version of the Fox TV show Hell's Kitchen, coming this September for the Wii, DS, PC and Macintosh.
That's right, you'd break down in tears the second a "faithfully rendered 3D Chef Ramsay" yelled at you for putting too much oregano in the marinara sauce or some other piddling infraction. Why don't you go running to your precious Cooking Mama if you can't take the pressure of "the show's high-pressure kitchen and dining room challenges." Of course, if you do that you won't get access to "authentic Gordon Ramsay recipes, including many that are offered exclusively to game owners." That's right, you play with the big boys, you get the big rewards.
Hold it! Did you just twist the Wii Remote when you were supposed to shake it? You did, didn't you. That's it, I'm closing this kitchen. You're cooking career is OVER!
Reader Comments (53)
Posted: Jul 10th 2008 1:38PM (Unverified) said
You clearly have never played rock band next to a drunk-off-his-ass singer before, have you?
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Posted: Jul 10th 2008 1:37PM The Artist Formerly known as Jes said
Yea there are already people you could pay to do that to you.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2008 1:36PM (Unverified) said
I would only play this if it was... As above peeps mentioned.. Rated M...
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Posted: Jul 10th 2008 1:43PM Pureshooter said
Chef Ramsay: Make a Cobb Salad!!
45 Year Old Mother: Okay...lets see...which button is for...
Chef Ramsay: Hurry up, Donkey!!
45 Year Old Mother: (Runs out of room sobbing)
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45 Year Old Mother: Okay...lets see...which button is for...
Chef Ramsay: Hurry up, Donkey!!
45 Year Old Mother: (Runs out of room sobbing)
Posted: Jul 10th 2008 1:43PM (Unverified) said
Posted: Jul 10th 2008 1:46PM Pureshooter said
Bitten in the ass by the reply system. This was for Volition, and it would've been mildly amusing.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2008 1:47PM (Unverified) said
I like the show. But this game has no potential.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2008 2:12PM The Last Metroid said
I love the show. I still think Petrozza should have won.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2008 2:53PM F1 Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu said
Its like cooking mama for the hardcore!
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Posted: Jul 10th 2008 3:04PM littledover said
This game is already out for the PC and I have been playing it the last 2 weeks. I think it's a fun little game so far and can get pretty challenging.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2008 3:09PM (Unverified) said
I have already played through this game for PC...and unless they add some sort of content, don't waste your time. I played through it in about 4 hours, beginning to end...and that's getting the maximum 5 stars on every mission (there were only 6 missions I didn't get 5 stars on THE FIRST TIME THROUGH).
You have seven days (I think) of maybe 5 missions a piece where you have to make items with "ingredients" and serve them. Problem is, there's only 6 "ingredients"...poultry, meat, seafood, veggies, starches, and dairy. So no seperation for pork from beef or carrots from celery, in other words. Pathetic.
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You have seven days (I think) of maybe 5 missions a piece where you have to make items with "ingredients" and serve them. Problem is, there's only 6 "ingredients"...poultry, meat, seafood, veggies, starches, and dairy. So no seperation for pork from beef or carrots from celery, in other words. Pathetic.
Posted: Jul 11th 2008 11:29PM (Unverified) said
Too bad Ubisoft doesn't have its own Ramsey to send their awful Wii support back into the kitchen and have them do it over.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2008 4:07PM chdude3 said
People seriously watch this show? Like enough people that someone thought a game based on the concept would be a good idea?
Then again I'm the guy who had no idea who Ryan Seacrest and Jeff Probst were when a guy at the office made a joke about them a couple months back. And I'm damn proud of it.
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Then again I'm the guy who had no idea who Ryan Seacrest and Jeff Probst were when a guy at the office made a joke about them a couple months back. And I'm damn proud of it.
Posted: Jul 10th 2008 4:16PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
Hey, Mama says I'm better than her. That's all the commentary I need from a video game, thank you very much.
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Posted: Jul 11th 2008 4:47AM (Unverified) said
Not our fault if your nation is to stupid to understand humor. Actually I take that back, americans clearly do understand humor, look who runs them.
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Posted: Jul 10th 2008 6:13PM (Unverified) said
I'd like to go on his show just to kick him in the balls
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Posted: Jul 10th 2008 7:09PM Korova Pamplona said
In the voice of Eric Cartman:
Screw you guys, this game is gonna be sweet!
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Screw you guys, this game is gonna be sweet!
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