Donkey Kong, Ninja Commando toss things at Virtual Console
by Ludwig Kietzmann 
{ Jul 14th 2008 at 2:30PM }
- Donkey Kong 3 (NES, 1-2 players, 500 Wii Points): Shoot Miyamoto's remarkably famous monkey and woman-stealing pseudo ass, Donkey Kong, in the crotch. Does that punishment seem appropriate for the crime?
- Ninja Commando (NeoGeo, 1-2 players, 900 Wii Points): You've just traveled to lovely and moderately sunny feudal Japan, and your first response is to annihilate everything. Obviously.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
McWeen @ Jul 14th 2008 2:35PM
All games should include people being shot in the crotch.
fuze9 @ Jul 14th 2008 2:45PM
best part of Link's Crossbow Training
Jakka @ Jul 14th 2008 2:40PM
Good Emulator + ROM's measured in kilobites = Free
Overpriced DK and NC on Virtual Console = $14
Watching as people get ripped-off by Miyamoto because of "Sentiment for Nintendo". = Priceless
Chilly Willy @ Jul 14th 2008 2:50PM
Size of the rom has nothing to do with anything. So when the rom is 1 megabyte then it's wrong to pirate it, but smaller is okay? If you're interested in it and play it on an emulator and do not own it, you're stealing it. Plain and simple.
Jakka @ Jul 14th 2008 5:40PM
No, but size makes it a lot more comfortable.There's a reason why 12GB Games don't get as many illegal torrents.
Ocho @ Jul 14th 2008 3:34PM
Whatever happened to Stanley? One of the few Nintendo characters in the Donkey Kong/Mario universe who hasn't shown up ever again.