The blaspheme-o-rama continued as Wright said he suspected that by Spore's official launch users will be at 1,589,000 species a week or 1G. Which left us wondering ... just how long would it have taken God to make Spore?
The blaspheme-o-rama continued as Wright said he suspected that by Spore's official launch users will be at 1,589,000 species a week or 1G. Which left us wondering ... just how long would it have taken God to make Spore?
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Posted: Jul 14th 2008 9:22PM (Unverified) said
Except that God or Gods(Depending on your religion or none if you are an effing non-believer scientologist)desings aren't all penis like creatures.
I think only 1,000 of Spore creatures aren't based on penises and they aren't very good either.
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I think only 1,000 of Spore creatures aren't based on penises and they aren't very good either.
Posted: Jul 14th 2008 10:21PM mr nimblewick said
How do you know that God's penis isn't shaped like a human?
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Posted: Jul 14th 2008 10:29PM (Unverified) said
Then God is a Boss from Cho Anki?
Well it could also be a Flying Spaghetti monster for all that we know.
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Well it could also be a Flying Spaghetti monster for all that we know.
Posted: Jul 14th 2008 10:44PM Saucepanman said
Everyone that doesn't believe in god is a scientologist?
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Posted: Jul 14th 2008 10:48PM (Unverified) said
Yes I'm a Sith and I only believe in Absolutes.
*facepalm.
You are supposed to laugh.
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*facepalm.
You are supposed to laugh.
Posted: Jul 14th 2008 9:25PM (Unverified) said
At least 150 or more to see!
Gotta catch'em all.
I want to be the best that ever was,beating the rest that's my cause.
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Gotta catch'em all.
I want to be the best that ever was,beating the rest that's my cause.
Posted: Aug 3rd 2008 12:23PM (Unverified) said
Mr. Esc, as someone who believes in biology I am OFFENDED that you would imply that anyone who is not a religious fundamentalist believes that Pokemon are real. OFFENDED SIR. TAKE YOUR "JOKES" AND YOUR "SENSE OF HUMOR SOMEWHERE ELSE SIR".
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Posted: Jul 14th 2008 9:24PM (Unverified) said
lol i agree this is going to get very bad very fast
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Posted: Jul 14th 2008 9:31PM (Unverified) said
I thought we were going to discuss Wright God complex :|
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Posted: Jul 14th 2008 9:23PM (Unverified) said
What happens if we do it in less than 7 days?
Do we become better than God?
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Do we become better than God?
Posted: Jul 14th 2008 9:30PM (Unverified) said
I'm curious about how a world of Penis like creatures would be like.
Guy1-Damn it a penisfly just stung me
guy2-With his dick
guy1-No it was with its dick. Of course with it’s dick.
Boy-Oh look mom that penis lion is eating that other lion
Mother-No,what they are doing is...Well I'm not sure what they are doing they have penises everywhere.
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Guy1-Damn it a penisfly just stung me
guy2-With his dick
guy1-No it was with its dick. Of course with it’s dick.
Boy-Oh look mom that penis lion is eating that other lion
Mother-No,what they are doing is...Well I'm not sure what they are doing they have penises everywhere.
Posted: Jul 14th 2008 11:37PM Grey Acumen said
To quote God in a well known joke; "whoa whoa whoa, you go get your own dirt"
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Posted: Jul 14th 2008 9:26PM orangesrhyme said
I'm pretty sure all of the days but 2 were used on plant/animal creation (if you count humans).
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Posted: Jul 14th 2008 9:34PM orangesrhyme said
Yup. One of the livebloggers should bring that up.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 10:51AM (Unverified) said
I was about to say this. God created the entire universe in 6 days; earth species was only a fraction of that.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2008 9:30PM ChooChooCharlie said
Wouldn't it be great if he was electrocuted right then?
"He did a Jesus joke and he was electrocuted. It was the best show I've ever seen! And it really helped my faith."
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"He did a Jesus joke and he was electrocuted. It was the best show I've ever seen! And it really helped my faith."
Posted: Jul 14th 2008 9:33PM (Unverified) said
If this is blasphemy, then I never want to stop burning...
But seriously, that's quite a lot of species for Spore. I can't wait for the full game and take the creator for a spin.
P.S. Roman Catholic w/sense of humor. Rare, I know.
(Oh, and I'm finally back from hiatus, not that anyone cares, heh.)
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But seriously, that's quite a lot of species for Spore. I can't wait for the full game and take the creator for a spin.
P.S. Roman Catholic w/sense of humor. Rare, I know.
(Oh, and I'm finally back from hiatus, not that anyone cares, heh.)
Posted: Jul 14th 2008 9:59PM (Unverified) said
THIS IS SPAR...Oh wait you didn't say madness,oh "Well".
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 7:40AM (Unverified) said
Wright: My species shall blot out the sun!
Gamers: Then we shall blog in the shade!
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Gamers: Then we shall blog in the shade!
Posted: Jul 14th 2008 9:35PM (Unverified) said
Yeah, well technically God made all the creatures of the earth and sea the 4th and 5th day. So using Wright's calculations, they're really only at .11G.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2008 9:41PM (Unverified) said
Yeah, read the Bible noobs. God made all land creatures in one day, not 7. Owned retards.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2008 11:21PM misanthropelove said
I would be an owned retard if I thought all life on earth was created in one day. Good point.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2008 10:35PM (Unverified) said
"The Long Road Ahead 100
Complete all difficulties in Career, buy everything from the shop and complete 100 online matches"
Are you telling me beating Guitar Hero III is harder than being God? Wow I knew GH3 was hard but damn.
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Complete all difficulties in Career, buy everything from the shop and complete 100 online matches"
Are you telling me beating Guitar Hero III is harder than being God? Wow I knew GH3 was hard but damn.
Posted: Jul 14th 2008 10:20PM mezzaninex said
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think Will Wright is loco.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2008 10:34PM (Unverified) said
That makes you wonder: What if we're all just creatures made by some alien using a highly advance version of spore?
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Posted: Jul 14th 2008 10:37PM (Unverified) said
Then that alien either sucks at the game or is one of those guys that like to put their sims on fire.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 12:02AM (Unverified) said
This only checks out if you're a strict creationist. Nice try, Will, but you theologically ph4il.
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