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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:06PM Hotrod said

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I'm so glad it's a joke! But I bet there are people really like this.

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:09PM sinai said

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the guy behind sony defense force REVEALED!

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:15PM Gamer X said

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That's one attention seeking freak of nature! Horrible flashbacks of another popular video (where a freak exclaims "LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!")are still ringing in my head. The big give away though is that there are no tears. This is a total hoax and a very poorly acted one at that. I don't know how PS3 fans are going to live this one down!!

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:17PM sithyaoigamer said

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Oh, God. He said the F@g Words. :*(

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:17PM DiddlyKong said

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Holy crap this was an actual post on teh neogaf.com.
LMAO :)

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 3:08PM Pipp said

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Hahaha. This makes it ten times better.

He sometimes posted mp3s of him reading someones whiny complaint in the most nerdiest voice ever. It doesn't surprise me someone actually posted what he is acting in the video.

Hilarious.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:17PM ins0mn1ac said

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Brilliant!
Best youtube comedy I've seen in ages! That guy seriously cracked me up. Love the milk toast.

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:17PM Giroro said

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ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:21PM (Unverified) said

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I was hoping this might be serious. damn.

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:23PM Midgetkicker said

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epic...

douchebag.

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:26PM JoshMilewski said

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Obviously fake because of the milk.

But I still can't help but feeling that this guy is just trying to be an attention whore. I personally do not want to quote him anymore...

Wait, dammit.

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:27PM Ethan said

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I can't avert my eyes!

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:27PM Tony C said

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OK... Since when is dropping the f-bomb like a dozen times "mildly" NSFW???

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 2:56PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, I would have said something above mild, but we're all adults here (well, most of the people who are actually *at* work are)... is the F-Bomb really that bad? I mean, either you're listening with headphones, or you think it's ok to have co-workers hear this random uber-nerd off YouTube spout on and on about FF13. A few F-Bombs doesn't really make it any worse.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:34PM DanteDiablo said

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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:39PM Tridrakious said

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This video is the funniest things I've seen in a long time.....of coarse it does give the Playstation fans and the Final Fantasy fans a bad rep. He shouldn't be trying to speak for everyone. While I was incredibly floored by the announcement yesterday, I'm getting over it. If this is going to help Final Fantasy and Square-Enix then I'm all for it. There no reason not to buy it on PS3, that's just going to make Square want to release Final Fantasy XIV on 360 exclusivly.

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:41PM h0mi said

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Leave square enix alone.


Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:43PM codemunki said

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I like how he said Squeenix committed "public sudoku" instead of "public seppuku". Nice touch.

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 2:05PM (Unverified) said

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Oh, sorry, I didn't see you had already pointed this out.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:47PM epobirs said

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This should be the rickroll for every outbreak of severe fanboyism in a forum.

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 2:03PM (Unverified) said

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Did he mean public seppuku? If so then so much for being an expert on Japanese culture.

Anyway, I'm pretty certain this is fake, but he does do a pretty good nerd-rage impression.

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:52PM (Unverified) said

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If you were stupid enough to think this real, or lame enough to think it funny, please kill yourself. Thanks.

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 1:56PM thund3rstruck said

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Dude.. this is the best shit I've ever seen! I can't stop laughing even after seeing it 3 times now.

This is even better than when the Dreamcast dropped dead....

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 2:09PM (Unverified) said

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It's so sad that I know several people like this in real life.

I may even be one of those people (mention Star Trek: Voyager around me, and I immediately become Angry Nerd).

So sad.....

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 2:11PM (Unverified) said

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listen to him, WadaSon. FFXIII on X360 == no Sale

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 2:13PM Archr5 said

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People actually took this seriously?

Fragmaster strikes again.

Bill Fillmaff was funnier though.

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 2:59PM (Unverified) said

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Amusing and yet kinda annoying too. I never would have thought this was true... like others have said, the milk is just too over the top. I'd like to see a real youtube video of someone spouting off... I bet there's real ones nearly as bad.

For the record, I'm sad that the PS3 will lose the big draw that this game would have brought to the system, but I don't begrudge the 360 players playing it. I just hope the PS3 version doesn't get compromised too much because of cross platform considerations.

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 3:47PM Misfit Toy said

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"Why don't you ask Konami how they're doing...?"

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 6:04PM (Unverified) said

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Sad thing is, some fanboys actually think like this.

Posted: Jul 16th 2008 6:01PM (Unverified) said

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Hilarious!

He sounds like Solaris on Gatchaman.

Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:59PM Keithustus said

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Proving again why youtube and the internet are due no respect.

Posted: Jul 16th 2008 1:35AM deafwing said

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LMAO, this is too much ... lol. Nice.

Posted: Jul 16th 2008 1:34AM (Unverified) said

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He had me at the wine glass filled with milk.

Posted: Jul 16th 2008 3:50PM (Unverified) said

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wow that dudes a dweeb.....

Posted: Jul 17th 2008 6:33PM Bouillestfu said

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This is hilarious hoping it's fake. If it isn't fake I'm scared to death. This dude is nuts.

Posted: Jul 21st 2008 5:52AM (Unverified) said

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Ha ha, very funny and clever!

Posted: Aug 3rd 2008 6:21AM (Unverified) said

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Are you kidding me? Believe it or not, this weird-ass guy does not explain ANY of his real reasons WHY he is mad at Square. Most games are released cross-platforms, so that's just not good enough of a reason, alone. Does FF13 bite dirt or is it cool? What's the real evidence? I don't give a sh!t about the rantings of a lunatic, I'm gonna buy the game if it is worth it, regardless of it's original platform. Period. Only fools could be lead by an idiot! This is a prime example, if it affects anything real.

Posted: Aug 3rd 2008 7:41AM Panic Blitz said

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I can't believe how low Square has sunk. This game won't be worth the sales tax I would have to pay for it. I'd rather spend my time fragging nazis in Wolf3D than play this garbage. I can't parson them for what they've done to this classic franchise. I'll snoop around their catalog in the future, but I doubt I'll be handing any more fists of money over to these girls in the future.

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