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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 7:50PM mrmobius said

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If that would have came from a guitar player who can manage 6 strings (and 6 string bass doesn't count) then it'd be acceptable but a bassist? WHAT?
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:12PM (Unverified) said

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Well by your logic you must clearly bow to me on all concerns of wisdom, as i play the harp, slightly more than 6 strings there...

Plus singers and drummers are clearly useless, they dont have any strings at all!!!! Oh praise be i am not on of those sorry fellows...

Maybe you should go away and learn what it is to be a musician before you go making comments like that, you merely make a fool of yourself, and make a bad name for whatever intrument you happen to play.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:16PM mrmobius said

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And go learn what sarcasm is before you decide to post. I realise that each instrument has it's own merits. The drummer and bassist are commonly the butt of jokes though, just because they can be.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:57PM (Unverified) said

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The only reason bassists and drummers are the butt of jokes is because both lead guitarists and frontmen tend to be egotistical.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:07PM mrmobius said

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Thats what I mean.
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Posted: Sep 8th 2008 2:29PM Haggard said

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Learn to sound sarcastic before angrily shouting "IT WAS SARCASM YOU IDIOT" at people.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 7:52PM (Unverified) said

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good stuff
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 7:51PM (Unverified) said

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I don't feel bad.

Makes it easier when us guitarists are looking for a good drummer. ;D As of late, I've had to record all the drumming for my band because we lack a talented drummer. It'd be nice to see more of them around.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:38PM Brett from Atlanta said

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Isn't that the truth, I have to do the same thing. Guitarists are a dime a dozen these day, but I can never find a decent drummer for my band either...
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:00PM (Unverified) said

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I'm sorry Mr. Bass Player.

Maybe one day you'll learn how to play an instrument.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:33PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:36PM (Unverified) said

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Just because playing an accordion is hard doesn't mean it impresses the chicks.

And just because playing a bass is slightly more difficult than walking around and not tripping over cords doesn't mean it impresses chicks either.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:03PM (Unverified) said

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Question: what do you know about any of this? Are you in a band? Are you a bassist? Or are you some dbag spitting stereotypical crap?

One of my best friends is mesmerizd by the bass. She's quite the looker, too, so it isn't like it's some fat and ugly chick.

Most women are actually drawn to deeper tones, so, technically speaking, the bassist gets noticed the most. Sadly, the bassist usually isn't as "pretty" or "outgoing" as the guitarist/frontman, hence the lack of girls. But trust me, they get them. ;)
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:08PM (Unverified) said

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I was being a smartass in response to the anti-drum smartass comments. I figured nobody was taking anything seriously.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:02PM (Unverified) said

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I'm still shocked there wasn't a surprise or two held back about RB2 for E3.

I figured either:

1) they would announce a major exclusive with either The Beatles, Led Zep, Doors, Pink Floyd, etc.

2) they would announce a new instrument - a one octave keyboard perhaps (which would have gone nicely with Doors/Pink Floyd exclusive - hint hint). ;)

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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:01PM KentuckyFrydCow28 said

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What do you call a guy who hangs out with 3 musicians?

A bass player!
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:17PM south said

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well... I wouldn't call a drummer a musician either
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:07PM ForTheHuynh said

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As a bassist, I tend to play the drums on Rock Band a lot more. So I can feel what he's going through.

Bassist guys. Not "bass players". Insult us right. We don't play fish.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:14PM (Unverified) said

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Hehe, plus one for your my friend, only a bassist knows the trouble of being redirected to fishing websites... :D +1
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:15PM (Unverified) said

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Psh. That's a compliment. If you guys could play fish we'd respect you more...just because you were pissing off Aquaman.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:43PM (Unverified) said

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Oh, bassist it is.
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Posted: Jul 16th 2008 12:30AM (Unverified) said

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You have no idea how many people on XBL and PSN think I like to fish and say my name wrong.

And as a bassist I also play the drums a lot on Rock Band as well as the vocals. I probably play guitar/bass the least. And at least in my band the drummer and I really aren't at the end of jokes often. Probably because we're a lot better than your average garage band. If only we could get our s*** together and get recording.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:15PM (Unverified) said

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It's true, I'm one of those people. Started playing drums about two months ago.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:16PM (Unverified) said

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Can't play a fish because you can't tune one.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:19PM mrmobius said

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Maybe they'll add a triangle peripheral for those who weren't able to play guitar but felt the drums were too basic for them.
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Posted: Jul 16th 2008 10:28AM tsukata said

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No, need more COWBELL not more triangle!
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:27PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, all the garage band guitarists around here have been drooling at the prospect of a flock of new amateur drummers who they can bend to their will. And by "their will" I mean "just play a basic rock beat and a cheesy fill, drum slave!"
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:40PM Brett from Atlanta said

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Let the newly lit flamewar between bassfanboys and drumfanboys begin!!!
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:48PM horngreen said

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I feel worse knowing I let somebody take my picture making those stupid ass hand gestures.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:52PM (Unverified) said

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It's all right. You're a bass player. We understand. :)
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Did they mention that the people they 'inspire' to play instruments generally play for two weeks, don't hear anyone cheering or throwing money at them, and quit?

Playing a real instrument is hard. And you can insult drummers all you want - people don't dance to guitars. They dance to the drumbeat.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:17PM (Unverified) said

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What is a frustrated drummer?
A= A bassist



What is a frustrated guitar player?
A= A bassit


What is a frustrated bassit?
A= Talentless
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 3:49PM (Unverified) said

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what is spelling?
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Posted: Jul 16th 2008 4:24AM (Unverified) said

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I wouldn't worry that much. Rock band isn't turning any Australians into drummers. They won't release the game here.
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