Cute red head: *nods*
Schlumpy balding guy: Cool ... I'm not. *small chuckle*
Frag doll: ...
- A connection is made in the audience before the start of the UbiSoft press conference
Cute red head: *nods*
Schlumpy balding guy: Cool ... I'm not. *small chuckle*
Frag doll: ...
- A connection is made in the audience before the start of the UbiSoft press conference
Reader Comments (72)
Posted: Jul 15th 2008 11:10PM (Unverified) said
i dont want to see any of those women in bikinis
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 11:21PM (Unverified) said
lol , im down with bikinis just not the fragdolls
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:43PM (Unverified) said
Man, fuck the frag dolls. Figuratively, not literally, as there isn't a one among them that that makes my dick so much as twitch.
Bitches like these leave a bad taste in my mouth, and I can imagine they leave a worse taste in the mouths of the female gaming population.
As if that isn't bad enough, I can vouch for at least 2 of them being utter shit gamers. My friend and I played them in Chaos Theory back when it was new and it wasn't even a challenge.
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Bitches like these leave a bad taste in my mouth, and I can imagine they leave a worse taste in the mouths of the female gaming population.
As if that isn't bad enough, I can vouch for at least 2 of them being utter shit gamers. My friend and I played them in Chaos Theory back when it was new and it wasn't even a challenge.
Posted: Jul 16th 2008 11:02AM puerrican85 said
What are you...12??? If so I could understand, your only hitting puberty now and its natural to push away woman still at this age....
You'll learn one day..
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You'll learn one day..
Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:54PM Jomolungma said
I love how Ubi goes after the girl tween market with as straight a face as possible, but then rolls out one of the more sexist, misogynistic gaming cliches out there with the Frag Dolls. Who do they think their fooling?
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:28PM Jomolungma said
I guess it must be working on somebody, because ad dollars are being spent people! AD DOLLARS ARE BEING SPENT! (imagining crazed marketing dude trying to justify Frag Doll existence)
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:58PM (Unverified) said
Yeah, the 'Frag Dolls' are ridiculous. Not even moderately cute. The way this industry overcompensates by lavishing praise on any woman who pokes her head up is ridiculous, and leads to nonsense like Assassins Creed selling a billionty copies because never-been-laid fanboys think Jade is HAWWWWT!!!
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:10PM (Unverified) said
I bought AC because Ubi promise me it would be POP meets Hitman and they also promise me I would be the Almond King of The Jade Empire.
Guess what happened next? (The Jade Empire is not even a real place)
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Guess what happened next? (The Jade Empire is not even a real place)
Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:14PM (Unverified) said
see I thought Almomd king of the jade empire was some sort of innuendo for you being promised Jade Raymond
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:24PM (Unverified) said
Maybe that's what they meant.
Oh boy I better check if the offer is still valid.
(No seriously I thought AC was going to be a good game, the Gamespot review was a trap. It was before the Jeff “Gefermehen” gate A.K.A The fatman drama.)
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Oh boy I better check if the offer is still valid.
(No seriously I thought AC was going to be a good game, the Gamespot review was a trap. It was before the Jeff “Gefermehen” gate A.K.A The fatman drama.)
Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:59PM (Unverified) said
I'm guessing the cute red head wasn't the manly looking one right there. Please tell me it wasnt
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:33PM Levi Partridge said
Most shlumps that attend these cons will hit on anything with tits. There is something about these conventions that empowers them. Most of these guys wouldn't dare speak to the opposite sex outside of the convention. But once they're in, they feel confident enough to speak to the paid girls.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 8:59PM (Unverified) said
yeah the frag dolls are far too commercial. since when do any female gamers you know look that hot?
as was previously mentioned, they aren't all that good, either. have they ever won a major championship? probably myself and a group of friends could best them in certain games. i could certainly beat all of them in star wars episode 1: podracer.
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as was previously mentioned, they aren't all that good, either. have they ever won a major championship? probably myself and a group of friends could best them in certain games. i could certainly beat all of them in star wars episode 1: podracer.
Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:00PM (Unverified) said
Look up 'misogyny'. It doesn't mean what you think it means. Seeing women behave in a manner you think is embarrassing isn't 'misogyny'.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:03PM (Unverified) said
well it was a big enough word for me to ignore in the first place
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:23PM Jomolungma said
But strutting good looking women out in front of a mainly male demographic to sell them games under the guise of "these are female gamers" can be considered a misogynistic act by Ubisoft, as well as sexist. It's basically using these girls as prettier versions of Joe Camel.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:07PM (Unverified) said
I don't see the problem other then they weren't booth babes and work for Ubisoft(only gave me 1 game to look forward to).
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:08PM Bananarama said
You shouldn't refer to Chris Grant as a "schlumpy balding guy", it hurts his feelings.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:37PM Levi Partridge said
yes, yes, yes, no (unless I'm drunk and she keeps the gloves on), yes, yes, yes.
I got low standards I guess.
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I got low standards I guess.
Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:13PM (Unverified) said
Only one of them is "unattractive", but I still thing they are all shills who should be ashamed of themselves.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:19PM (Unverified) said
The UK Frag Dolls "retired" a couple of weeks ago.
Sad, sad times. :(
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Sad, sad times. :(
Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:21PM Ubiquitous Oxymoron said
The red head in the middle i would probably let take me with a strap-on, but that would be the only way she could ever frag my ass.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2008 9:20PM (Unverified) said
fuck those whores. They're a detriment to both femininity and gaming.
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Posted: Jul 16th 2008 11:09AM puerrican85 said
Another one thats trying to justify themselves.
Wanna do some sexism justice, go tell the girls on rap videos with no clothes on what they are doing wrong.
Don't bring that crap here when the only thing different from these girls to other male teams is that they are all females and have a lil charm.
Seriously man.... grow up, your not mature so don't act it. :)
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Wanna do some sexism justice, go tell the girls on rap videos with no clothes on what they are doing wrong.
Don't bring that crap here when the only thing different from these girls to other male teams is that they are all females and have a lil charm.
Seriously man.... grow up, your not mature so don't act it. :)
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