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Posted: Jul 16th 2008 2:38AM Synnyr said

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This Is Shit!
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Posted: Jul 17th 2008 5:26AM (Unverified) said

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Meh, i rather do this in real life. except for the fighting part, which i can do in GTA4
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Posted: Jul 16th 2008 2:44AM (Unverified) said

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA!

No Sparta, no buy.
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Posted: Jul 16th 2008 2:50AM MrHashbrown said

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Texas Hold 'Em with support for uploading pictures of intense poker faces with Xbox Live Vision Cam, PlayStation Eye, or a PC webcam.

How awesome would that be? I'd do nothing but put up pics of Harrison Ford delivering an intense stare in Air Force One.
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Posted: Jul 16th 2008 2:50AM (Unverified) said

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So this game has drinking, without getting drunk.

Sex, with no nudity, and no actual sex.

Gambling, the one thing they could have legitimately included without watering down, they decided to water down.

This is like a party with church chaperones.

In short...This is NOT VEGAS.
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Posted: Jul 16th 2008 2:53AM MrHashbrown said

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Winner of Extremely-Obvious-Pun-But-Still-Said-It-Anyway Award goes to....

OhJustSomeRandomGuy!

*clapping*
*cheering*
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Posted: Jul 16th 2008 3:02AM (Unverified) said

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Thank you. Thank you.

I'll be here all week.

Try the fish.
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Posted: Jul 16th 2008 3:41AM (Unverified) said

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I live there... here, and the last thing I want to do is play a video game about this damn city.
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Posted: Jul 16th 2008 4:04AM Keithustus said

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If they add "visiting hookers" I might get interested.
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Posted: Jul 16th 2008 4:24AM 007craft said

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my comment on this game "Boo Urns". I wish when it came to making new video games, they put out public polls of top ideas and let us vote on the best one, rather then just making what the brother of some employees ex-girlfriends cousins butler came up with.
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Posted: Jul 16th 2008 9:11AM Haon said

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They could at least have the guys shoving pokehooker cards in your face while you try to walk down the strip. Gotta catch em all!
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Posted: Jul 16th 2008 11:38AM Dralthi said

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THIS! IS! THE LAMEST LOOKING GAME EVAR!
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 5:49PM edoglost said

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This is why assistants should stick to getting coffee.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2008 12:44AM (Unverified) said

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Seriously Joystiq, take 60 seconds to do some BASIC grammar checking.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2008 10:52AM (Unverified) said

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So I guess the real Olympic Palace (the strip club) wont be in the game?
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Posted: Aug 22nd 2008 9:03AM easo said

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Come on Joystiq, you always hit on 16, unless the dealer is showing a bust card Or you want the whole table to kick your ass later.
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