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Posted: Jul 17th 2008 6:07AM (Unverified) said
Boy, does THAT suck. What on earth do they hope to achieve by releasing this?
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Posted: Jul 17th 2008 11:57AM (Unverified) said
@Mobius: Spring Time for Hitler is one of the most fucking hilarious things I've ever seen. And I hate musicals in general but this one rocked.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2008 11:13PM Mal F4cti0n said
yeah, they could have accomplished it in about four seconds. I kept on watching (about half-way) waiting for the punchline.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2008 6:27AM (Unverified) said
You gotta have Balls of Steel to release a "trailer" like that.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2008 6:38AM cuteSAVAGE said
Posted: Jul 17th 2008 6:36AM (Unverified) said
Okay, since this NEEDS to be a joke....
How many shots were fired during the video?
How many different gas mask pictures are there?
How many times did they flash that one gasmask guy at the end?
Where was the random WWII looking background picture taken?
How many different sound effects/voice clips were used?
How many seconds in Adobe Premiere did this take to make?
Why was the music the best part?
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How many shots were fired during the video?
How many different gas mask pictures are there?
How many times did they flash that one gasmask guy at the end?
Where was the random WWII looking background picture taken?
How many different sound effects/voice clips were used?
How many seconds in Adobe Premiere did this take to make?
Why was the music the best part?
Posted: Jul 17th 2008 6:52AM (Unverified) said
Awesome! Now we've got four vapourware Duke titles!
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Posted: Jul 17th 2008 7:10AM Snowblind said
I thought there were only two original Duke Nukem games coming, where does this "trilogy" come from? I assume their making a brand new one to go along with it?
Either way, I'd honestly rather play Duke Nukem 3D, if they ever get round to releasing that on XBLA.
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Either way, I'd honestly rather play Duke Nukem 3D, if they ever get round to releasing that on XBLA.
Posted: Jul 17th 2008 7:14AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
I couldn't watch any more, its painfully embarrasing.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2008 10:24AM (Unverified) said
You know, if they would actually release something substantial I could laugh at this stuff all day long. But instead these "developers" put out this nonsense and for some reason they keep getting funding. So it may be the campiest thing I've seen all day, but in context it's just sad.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2008 10:44AM (Unverified) said
In context, this shit tosses dynamite into your brain and laughs while you scream for help then licks the blood off the floor after you become nothing but red paint and flesh chunks.
MEGADEEEEEEEEEEETH
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MEGADEEEEEEEEEEETH
Posted: Jul 17th 2008 8:11AM shattercross said
Holy shit, a 5 minute teaser trailer- no one's ever done that before... DUKE BREAKS NEW GROUND!!!
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Posted: Jul 17th 2008 10:45AM (Unverified) said
Joking aside, I'm fairly certain a trailer like this has never been done for that long. 5 minutes of logo. It's actually really freggin clever.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2008 8:18AM (Unverified) said
is this some kind of joke? This trailer is shockingly bad.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2008 10:40AM (Unverified) said
No,
It's not a joke. They're being 100 percent serious.
I'm also being 100 percent serious when I say that I think you're a smart and observant person.
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It's not a joke. They're being 100 percent serious.
I'm also being 100 percent serious when I say that I think you're a smart and observant person.
Posted: Jul 17th 2008 8:28AM (Unverified) said
Now we know why DNF is taking so long, they want to make trailers with what look like cardboard cutouts and explosions to wanna be hard rock guitar.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2008 11:24AM (Unverified) said
Lijik,
You know, it's been so damn long since DN3D released that an entire new generation of whining internet kiddies have had time to (sort of) grow up, they just don't know what the DN theme song sounds like because they've never heard it. You can't even run DN3D anymore under a modern OS, and besides, they probably wouldn't like the graphics.
All they know about the game is it's a 10+ year long running internet joke these days.
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You know, it's been so damn long since DN3D released that an entire new generation of whining internet kiddies have had time to (sort of) grow up, they just don't know what the DN theme song sounds like because they've never heard it. You can't even run DN3D anymore under a modern OS, and besides, they probably wouldn't like the graphics.
All they know about the game is it's a 10+ year long running internet joke these days.
Posted: Jul 17th 2008 8:33AM edk128 said
One of those gasmaskers looks kind of like the cover of Let It Enfold You Deluxe Edition.
http://static.flickr.com/83/279387624_85e79e7bb4.jpg
Oh yeah, I went there.
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http://static.flickr.com/83/279387624_85e79e7bb4.jpg
Oh yeah, I went there.
Posted: Jul 17th 2008 8:36AM (Unverified) said
Now if they only thought to include the peanut-butter jelly banana it may have been a cooler trailer. Too bad, they missed a golden opportunity...
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