Nintendo E3 conference fanfiction
Yes, Nintendo's
E3 press conference was very disappointing for people with unrealistic expectations. They didn't announce
Kid Icarus or
Mario or
Zelda or
Fire Emblem or
Elite Beat Agents Wii or
Kung Fu or any other new "hardcore" game, and furthermore, they failed to mention
existing core gamer stuff like the amazing
Wario Land: Shake It!. As the old saying goes, when life gives you lemons,
hallucinate a new life in which you're given lemonade.Wired took a little flight of fancy and imagined the kind of Nintendo conference that would satisfy the "hardcore" Nintendo fan. The things that
were the focal points of the real conferences get glossed over in favor of
Mario, Zelda, and
Pikmin. In this version, the good third-party games like
MadWorld get their due. We can only imagine, after this version, Miyamoto takes off on his space skateboard and hand-delivers copies of
Mario 128 to all the good little girls and boys.
