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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:02PM (Unverified) said

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Wow, this may be the best joystiq post ever. Thumbs up for creativity Ludwig.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:41PM KiraXD said

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lol yeah i lol'd after i stopped seizing.

(i mean its not funny... but... no... yeah..it is funny)
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:50PM (Unverified) said

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This just in...

FF7 is coming to XBLA and PSN this fall.

FF7 REMAKE is coming exclusively to the PS3. Details to be announced at the Square event of TGS.

http://playstationlifestyle.net/2008/07/22/the-final-fantasy-info/
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 9:23PM (Unverified) said

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This just in: Some completely irrevelant rumor that has nothing to do with the post and is also bullshit that doesn't cite any sources to support its claims!
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 9:50PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 10:01PM (Unverified) said

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Killjebus is back?

FUCK!
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 10:13PM (Unverified) said

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ok... ok. it was irrelevant. But if it's true, i'm definitely glad he shared it with us.

At least it's not something lame like news about the wii getting an exclusive sonic game.
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Posted: Jul 23rd 2008 12:21AM Tiptup300 said

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This story poses one question:

How was Guitar Hero III for the ps2 allowed to be released!?
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Posted: Jul 23rd 2008 12:41PM bm111 said

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Haha oh god that article killwhatever linked to looks like some 12 year old's idea of a great prank.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:02PM (Unverified) said

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Best post i've read all day! This is why i read joystiq.
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Posted: Jul 23rd 2008 8:41AM (Unverified) said

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Indeed, nice work Kietz! But seriuosly this sucks as I am really looking forward to this game. :(
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:03PM CB said

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*spasms on floor*
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:25PM (Unverified) said

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Ha ha ha!

Oh wait I have epilepsy
OH-SHI!

*spasms on floor*

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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:34PM CubeGuy said

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Hey guys. What are y- *spasms on floor*
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:48PM (Unverified) said

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HOLY SHIT ITS A CLONE
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:50PM CubeGuy said

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Shaddup. I had mine first. =C
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:50PM SheppyReturns said

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*sets up a strobe light in the room for another four-five hours of amusement*
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Posted: Jul 23rd 2008 7:58AM (Unverified) said

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If you can't stand the sparkly, pulsating lights.

Then spasm out of the kitchen.
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Posted: Jul 23rd 2008 12:57PM KiraXD said

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gen. death... lol thats awesome.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:03PM juju187 said

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AHHH my eyes...
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:08PM (Unverified) said

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*Has seizure*
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:06PM LunarAura said

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Those damn epileptics, holding back our games. >:(
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:06PM SirDigby337 said

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why cant theey just release it with a warning saying "IF YOU HAVE EPILEPSY DO NOT PLAY THIS!!!"
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:13PM einhanderkiller said

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Because then they would sue. :/
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:14PM (Unverified) said

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They already have epilepsy warnings printed in the manual! That is the part that ticks me off.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:34PM KarlW said

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Bad move for a number of reasons:

- If you have undiagnosed epilepsy, you could be at risk without knowing it
- You may develop epilepsy at some point in the future, and play the game without realising it
- If it's a strain for epileptics, it's probably dizzying or nausea-inducing to many non-epileptics. A fast-paced game like Wipeout at HD resolutions is a difficult thing to do whilst keeping the game playable (from a health PoV)
- People are stupid. They often ignore warnings, and many will probably play the game despite the warnings. Even though Sony wouldn't have legal liability, they don't want their customers having seizures.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:07PM Haggard said

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Agh! My eyes!

..I think I'm having a 'brainstorm'
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:51PM CubeGuy said

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+1
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:52PM SheppyReturns said

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You open up the door with Negative Aura....
You say the future is murky indeed, I'm sick of hearing gripe....
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:08PM (Unverified) said

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Wait , how do you know if you have epilipsy , I dodn't like the felling I got reading thise post .
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Posted: Jul 23rd 2008 11:21AM superklye said

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Horrible spelling is often the first sign...
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:08PM (Unverified) said

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lol it's too bad that wipeout is delayed, but they mosdefinitely have to make sure their game is epileptic seizure free.

side note i love the flashing blog post lol

my EYES!
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:13PM Wulf said

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Oh, come on! Just slap your generic warning label on it and ship it FFS!
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:09PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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Mein eyez!! Zee goggles do nossing!!
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:16PM jtenma said

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I lol'd...

Is that from somewhere?
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:18PM arttemis said

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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 11:11PM (Unverified) said

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Best reference to The Simpsons Ever!
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:10PM (Unverified) said

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Wtching Dubya speak is damaging to one's intelligence, so why can't we shelve BUSH?
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:17PM (Unverified) said

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I don't know, but your argument is certainly damaging my intelligence as we speak
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 11:00PM (Unverified) said

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Dont worry shaqfu. You can't get any dumber.
And you're comments will be just as stupid.

Hey, killjebus... I'm glad you're back, but you're not even trying to make sense anymore. Since I agree with most of your comments, it'd be nice if you tried to be a little more coherent and composed. :)
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 11:56PM (Unverified) said

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Sorry J, I'm a bit out of practice...I promise I will get better.

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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:10PM Negativecool said

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My eyes! Zeh goggles do nah-sing!
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 9:18PM The Commenter Formerly Known as said

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Oh I'm so sorry, Guilty Fart beat you and you're a minute to late, but here are some nice parting gifts...
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Posted: Jul 23rd 2008 12:53AM Jettic said

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Actually I'm thinking the way Negative said it makes more sense, Nah-sing is more technically correct then nossing, and Zeh, is more correct than Zee.

+1
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:14PM jtenma said

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I would absolutely hate to see such a promising title get toned down.

I doubt that anyone would get seriously injured from passing lights...but I am no expert on epilepsy.

Also, that is quite clever Mr. Kietzmann...
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:17PM Nova Hands said

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Oh for crying out loud... just make an option in the game!

Do you have epilepsy?
o Yes
o No

Selecting yes leaves the game the way it was made.
Selecting no ejects the disc and tells you to take a nap.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:26PM (Unverified) said

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Or you could just play F-Zero. That way everybody wins
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:32PM (Unverified) said

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I'm not here to DIE,You DIE SHAQ FU!

watashishiren Shienzuuu!!!

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Posted: Jul 22nd 2008 8:44PM (Unverified) said

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In a generation where all games are either Brown or Grey it would suck to be excluded from one of the few that actually uses colors. Also effects as those can also give headaches to people without epilepsy.
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