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Tera Patrick 'hired' as 'special' 'producer' on Saint's Row 2

by Justin McElroy on Jul 25th 2008 4:30PM

Phillip: Well, here you go, Ms. Patrick, this is where you'll be working.
Tera Patrick: Right, well, that's what I wanted to ask you about. What is it, exactly, that I'll be doing here?
Phillip: You see, Tera, you're a "special producer" on Saint's Row 2, so you'll be ... well, you'll be a producer. But a special one.
Tera: You just wanted to use a picture of my boobs on a poster, didn't you?
Phillip: No, no, don't be ridi--
Tera: Is this computer made of chocolate?

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Tags: Action, Microsoft, PS3, Saints-Row, saints-row-2, Sandbox, thq, Volition, Xbox-360

Reader Comments (77)

That is a terrible picture of her. I've seen way better of her face. If you want to see more, for the love of God, don't google it at work.

Here's a picture of her with a fellow Joystiq reader upon this announcement:

http://www.roberob.com/DSC02089.JPG

Hehehe.

You're looking at her face?

It's a shame, she is pretty enough to be a regular model, I wonder what happened to her in.....

WTF...all those plastic genitalia in the background of that pic hehe.

A Sex shop? ...Okay but be sure your folks don't read Joystiq lol.

"It's a shame, she is pretty enough to be a regular model"

I'm pretty sure most people prefer a non-regular model :D

She's about 10 years over the hill in regular model terms. I can remember her on the howard stern show back when I was but a small lad, and when howard stern was still on TV. It's funny that SR2 would go the Pr0n route in an attempt to somehow get sales away from GTA4. It's not going to work guys, but thanks for writing Tera a check.

you look like a 8 year old posing with minnie mouse at disneyland

if you are going to take a picture with a porn star...

http://www.driven2sin.com/new/jessejane.jpg

nsfw yada yada

She was prettier before she got all that plastic surgery.

@driven2sin: Jesse Jane's breasts have always looked a little botched =/ Kudos for slipping in the underthumb, though!

Wha...huh...I...

I think my brain just broked. Really. Tera Patrick. Oh good jesus christ.

WHY.

Because it will make people think that maybe, just maybe, there's hidden porn in the game and most will buy it solely to search for it.

I know I am!

In all seriousness, This is another attempt from THQ to slut up this game. I'm all for it though, make it as trashy and fun as you can THQ!

There is no longer a phase in a boys life where this bint's affiliation would help garner interest.
It's just sad.

well...saints row was a mediocre sanbox game, so now for saints 2, they thought they'd up the ante...with a mediocre porn star ;)

I'd definitely agree with that. The original Saints Row was very fun to play, and it included a lot of little features that really helped the game, that GTA IV blatently stole. The story may not be on pay with it, but the first one had a compelling enough story, and I'm sure the same will be true for the sequel.

And Saints Row 2 has something that GTA IV was sorely missing. Fun gameplay.

Chocolate computer? That's racist and sexist!

Some stay dry while others feel the RAID!

^- that, is the lamest, nerdiest pun I have ever made.

And yet I will + you for it. Well played.

thats bullshit gta iv took time to come out + all the games have the same strategy its sr2.sr2 copied elements from gta3 and gta iv just added graphics story and via dl content sr2 copied so bad off of gta 3 it so funny gta vice city had jenna jameson in it and peopl still prefered gta gameplay over the models...plus tera patrick is a run down thai porn star thats just give blow

"Oh man would ya look at the funbags on that hosehound"

best movie quote ever.

major props.

Just when I think Volition can't get any worse, they go and do something like this...and COMPLETELY REDEEM THEMSELVES!!

I imagine she probably produced a few sexual favors for this special position.

Yes, that is the joke.

Yes I am sure she is just chomping a the bit to work as a special producer for a video game. This deal will be much more beneficial for SR2 than it will be for her, grow up.

Her boobs used to be nice.

all of Tera Patrick used to be nice. She used to have a perfectly natural body. Now she's just one more implant on parade.

I really don't know how this will affect productivity at THQ headquarters.....

By the way, I love her movies. Shes pretty good... :)

"Shes pretty good..."

pffffffffffffffft

Another fine example of botched boob jobs and vomiting perceived as beauty. Excuse me while I go blow up Hollywood.

Hollywood doesn't really like it when you confuse them with the San Fernando Valley (porn) crowd.

My bad! I'm from Canada after all. ;)

Sooo...she's a pornstar, I guess?

I really don't know who she was so I google it and then I enter to her site.

O-o NSFW is right.

EEEWWWWWWWWWWW.

(Well I guess the beauty is in the eye of the beholder but hey a chance to Win Saints Row because after this I'm not buying it )