Tera Patrick 'hired' as 'special' 'producer' on Saint's Row 2
by Justin McElroy 
{ Jul 25th 2008 at 4:30PM }
Tera Patrick: Right, well, that's what I wanted to ask you about. What is it, exactly, that I'll be doing here?
Phillip: You see, Tera, you're a "special producer" on Saint's Row 2, so you'll be ... well, you'll be a producer. But a special one.
Tera: You just wanted to use a picture of my boobs on a poster, didn't you?
Phillip: No, no, don't be ridi--
Tera: Is this computer made of chocolate?
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Pico Suarez @ Jul 25th 2008 4:41PM
That is a terrible picture of her. I've seen way better of her face. If you want to see more, for the love of God, don't google it at work.
Vol @ Jul 25th 2008 5:27PM
Here's a picture of her with a fellow Joystiq reader upon this announcement:
http://www.roberob.com/DSC02089.JPG
Hehehe.
Pixelantes Anonymous @ Jul 25th 2008 5:35PM
You're looking at her face?
Obie @ Jul 25th 2008 7:28PM
It's a shame, she is pretty enough to be a regular model, I wonder what happened to her in.....
WTF...all those plastic genitalia in the background of that pic hehe.
Mr.ESC @ Jul 25th 2008 7:36PM
A Sex shop? ...Okay but be sure your folks don't read Joystiq lol.
mundox @ Jul 25th 2008 8:32PM
"It's a shame, she is pretty enough to be a regular model"
I'm pretty sure most people prefer a non-regular model :D
BananaBoat @ Jul 26th 2008 3:32AM
She's about 10 years over the hill in regular model terms. I can remember her on the howard stern show back when I was but a small lad, and when howard stern was still on TV. It's funny that SR2 would go the Pr0n route in an attempt to somehow get sales away from GTA4. It's not going to work guys, but thanks for writing Tera a check.
driven2sin @ Jul 26th 2008 2:15PM
you look like a 8 year old posing with minnie mouse at disneyland
if you are going to take a picture with a porn star...
http://www.driven2sin.com/new/jessejane.jpg
nsfw yada yada
Marty @ Jul 27th 2008 4:46PM
She was prettier before she got all that plastic surgery.
reyes @ Jul 28th 2008 9:01PM
@driven2sin: Jesse Jane's breasts have always looked a little botched =/ Kudos for slipping in the underthumb, though!
Geist @ Jul 25th 2008 4:44PM
Wha...huh...I...
I think my brain just broked. Really. Tera Patrick. Oh good jesus christ.
WHY.
Taco_Hell @ Jul 25th 2008 4:46PM
Because it will make people think that maybe, just maybe, there's hidden porn in the game and most will buy it solely to search for it.
Rabidkeebler @ Jul 25th 2008 5:00PM
I know I am!
In all seriousness, This is another attempt from THQ to slut up this game. I'm all for it though, make it as trashy and fun as you can THQ!
Vince UK @ Jul 25th 2008 5:11PM
There is no longer a phase in a boys life where this bint's affiliation would help garner interest.
It's just sad.
arrrgh @ Jul 25th 2008 5:57PM
well...saints row was a mediocre sanbox game, so now for saints 2, they thought they'd up the ante...with a mediocre porn star ;)
BIGFAT @ Jul 25th 2008 8:44PM
i know a lot of people that would say the original was on par with GTAIV and the sequeal will be better then GTAIV.
so i doubt it was it was a mediocre sand box game.
And GTAIV copied alot from the original saints row.
Snowblind @ Jul 26th 2008 6:16AM
I'd definitely agree with that. The original Saints Row was very fun to play, and it included a lot of little features that really helped the game, that GTA IV blatently stole. The story may not be on pay with it, but the first one had a compelling enough story, and I'm sure the same will be true for the sequel.
And Saints Row 2 has something that GTA IV was sorely missing. Fun gameplay.
Tom18230 @ Jul 25th 2008 4:45PM
Chocolate computer? That's racist and sexist!
Haggard @ Jul 25th 2008 4:50PM
Some stay dry while others feel the RAID!
^- that, is the lamest, nerdiest pun I have ever made.
Zertoss @ Jul 25th 2008 5:45PM
And yet I will + you for it. Well played.
lawrence @ Jul 26th 2008 12:26PM
thats bullshit gta iv took time to come out + all the games have the same strategy its sr2.sr2 copied elements from gta3 and gta iv just added graphics story and via dl content sr2 copied so bad off of gta 3 it so funny gta vice city had jenna jameson in it and peopl still prefered gta gameplay over the models...plus tera patrick is a run down thai porn star thats just give blow
xFenixKnightx @ Jul 25th 2008 4:46PM
"Oh man would ya look at the funbags on that hosehound"
naxe @ Jul 25th 2008 5:14PM
best movie quote ever.
major props.
Pureshooter @ Jul 25th 2008 8:26PM
Just when I think Volition can't get any worse, they go and do something like this...and COMPLETELY REDEEM THEMSELVES!!
Boffo the Sock @ Jul 25th 2008 4:52PM
I imagine she probably produced a few sexual favors for this special position.
Darth Abe @ Jul 25th 2008 4:55PM
Yes, that is the joke.
Eric H @ Jul 28th 2008 8:38AM
Yes I am sure she is just chomping a the bit to work as a special producer for a video game. This deal will be much more beneficial for SR2 than it will be for her, grow up.
Mike @ Jul 25th 2008 4:56PM
Her boobs used to be nice.
arkweld @ Jul 25th 2008 7:23PM
all of Tera Patrick used to be nice. She used to have a perfectly natural body. Now she's just one more implant on parade.
Cyro @ Jul 25th 2008 5:01PM
I really don't know how this will affect productivity at THQ headquarters.....
Cyro @ Jul 25th 2008 5:01PM
By the way, I love her movies. Shes pretty good... :)
The Fatass of Kickassness @ Jul 25th 2008 5:25PM
"Shes pretty good..."
pffffffffffffffft
iFester @ Jul 25th 2008 5:01PM
Another fine example of botched boob jobs and vomiting perceived as beauty. Excuse me while I go blow up Hollywood.
why not the LS2LS7? @ Jul 25th 2008 7:47PM
Hollywood doesn't really like it when you confuse them with the San Fernando Valley (porn) crowd.
iFester @ Jul 26th 2008 1:18PM
My bad! I'm from Canada after all. ;)
mezzanine @ Jul 25th 2008 5:02PM
Sooo...she's a pornstar, I guess?
Mr.ESC @ Jul 25th 2008 7:45PM
I really don't know who she was so I google it and then I enter to her site.
O-o NSFW is right.
EEEWWWWWWWWWWW.
(Well I guess the beauty is in the eye of the beholder but hey a chance to Win Saints Row because after this I'm not buying it )
Rob Accomando @ Jul 25th 2008 5:05PM
I guess Brooke Burke was busy?
Archr5 @ Jul 25th 2008 5:05PM
Producer...
Of boners.
am i rite? oh i am so rite.
The Dark Lord Meowcifer @ Jul 25th 2008 6:11PM
Archr5 FTW
juju187 @ Jul 25th 2008 5:06PM
she got fat
maylon @ Jul 25th 2008 5:44PM
I really hope you were joking, because I would hate to see what you think skinny looks like.
juju187 @ Jul 25th 2008 7:29PM
young tera vs present tera
eNrique @ Jul 25th 2008 5:14PM
WhoTF is she???
another c-list celebrity???
zuburi @ Jul 25th 2008 5:23PM
Yes, but the "C" word you're thinking of is wrong.
Kye - Me_DF @ Jul 25th 2008 6:01PM
is that a picture of Ron Jeremy dressed as Mario?
Ass Masterson @ Jul 25th 2008 5:34PM
On the positive side, at least she won't pretend she's doing anything productive - unlike Jade Raymond.
FSK405K @ Jul 25th 2008 5:34PM
Should we google her or wikipedia her? Oh well, a non-celebrity on the cover of a game there's no way I'll play.
Mr Khan @ Jul 25th 2008 5:39PM
I saw this on IGN's frontpage, and wondered who it was, as my only familiarity with Tera Patrick is through that one cameo on ATHF
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Jul 25th 2008 5:46PM
I...I...Why?