Phillip: Well, here you go, Ms. Patrick, this is where you'll be working.
Tera Patrick: Right, well, that's what I wanted to ask you about. What is it, exactly, that I'll be doing here?
Phillip: You see, Tera, you're a "special producer" on Saint's Row 2, so you'll be ... well, you'll be a producer. But a special one.
Tera: You just wanted to use a picture of my boobs on a poster, didn't you?
Phillip: No, no, don't be ridi--
Tera: Is this computer made of chocolate?
Reader Comments (77)
Posted: Jul 25th 2008 5:47PM Saturdays said
now thats what im talking about
Posted: Jul 25th 2008 5:50PM (Unverified) said
Jesus, WTF is up with that picture, it looks like it was photoshopped by Stevie Wonder.
Posted: Jul 25th 2008 5:53PM (Unverified) said
So now the popular thing to do is hire porn stars who were mildly attractive, then got implants, and now are.... unpleasant to look at?
Awesome, I love what the industry is doing.
Awesome, I love what the industry is doing.
Posted: Jul 25th 2008 6:46PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said
Tera was much hotter before the unnecessary implants.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2008 5:55PM aughscreennames said
So is this a shot at Jade Raymond or is it yet another attempt to make sure this game is taken as seriously as an Uwe Boll movie?
Posted: Jul 25th 2008 6:16PM Sora said
Take THAT Rockstar! You may have Hot Coffee in your game, but they've got Hot Coffee scenes going on in their offices every day!
Posted: Jul 25th 2008 6:18PM (Unverified) said
If these are the kind of decisions the producers of this game are making, I'm just gonna say it right now: Saint's Row 2 is complete shit.
Posted: Jul 25th 2008 6:19PM Vegnagun said
This type of news confuses and arouses me.
Posted: Jul 25th 2008 6:59PM xGearSecondx said
I dunno guys... I don't find her attractive at all, tbh. Tori Lane, Eve Lawrence, and Jada Fire FTFW!!
Posted: Jul 25th 2008 7:14PM (Unverified) said
wat
And they were wondering why girls dont play saints row games? Oh lawd.
Well, at least they know their target audience and arent ashamed of it.
And they were wondering why girls dont play saints row games? Oh lawd.
Well, at least they know their target audience and arent ashamed of it.
Posted: Jul 25th 2008 7:49PM (Unverified) said
I didn't know who she was so I google it.
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
(Wow who thought men that old could still have sex with her, one will think they would die from a heart attack or something. Disgusting as fuck...literally)
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
(Wow who thought men that old could still have sex with her, one will think they would die from a heart attack or something. Disgusting as fuck...literally)
Posted: Jul 25th 2008 7:52PM (Unverified) said
If you enter to her site there is a chance to win Saints Row. Just for 18+ but my guess is that teenagers will enter anyway but seriously and I mean seriously DO NOT scroll down ever unless you happen to like Lemonparty.
Now if you excuse me I have to pug.
(THQ is amazing the way you just screw your games especially the only game from you that was actually playable)
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Now if you excuse me I have to pug.
(THQ is amazing the way you just screw your games especially the only game from you that was actually playable)
Posted: Jul 25th 2008 8:20PM easo said
Its no different than Ubi throwing Jade Raymond behind whatever IP they feel needs the most attention.
Posted: Jul 26th 2008 1:58AM aughscreennames said
Except for the fact that Jade actually made games before and has relevant college education, and is you know, qualified.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2008 8:25PM (Unverified) said
Dildo mission confirmed.
Posted: Jul 25th 2008 8:30PM Pureshooter said
A blowjob is still a job.
Posted: Jul 25th 2008 9:21PM (Unverified) said
And people say videogames portray women poorly. Having a pornstar appear in this game will definitely fix that myth...
The special producer thing is pretty funny though.
The special producer thing is pretty funny though.
Posted: Jul 26th 2008 1:53AM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said
Best blog format EVAR!!1!
Posted: Jul 26th 2008 6:40AM overflow said
and true crime:whateva will "hire" jenna jameson, ron jeremy and the italian stallion...
Posted: Jul 26th 2008 10:51AM Misfit Toy said
...aaaannnnddd I'm still not buying this game.
Posted: Jul 26th 2008 2:00PM (Unverified) said
she's do-able period.
get over it saying eww and yuck...
However, she has no place in the producing dept. If anything she could voice a character and call it a gig.
get over it saying eww and yuck...
However, she has no place in the producing dept. If anything she could voice a character and call it a gig.
Posted: Jul 26th 2008 5:36PM jhowlett said
shes on the help menu for fyretv. i haven't watched a movie of her's in ages though.
Posted: Jul 27th 2008 12:00AM (Unverified) said
porn and video games..... cant go wrong
Posted: Jul 28th 2008 5:21PM (Unverified) said
Why does she have a tattoo of her ovaries?
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