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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 3:08PM Burritoclock said

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Don't do it! Don't you people watch movies!?!?!?

No good EVER comes from time traveling!!!
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 3:20PM darkinchworm said

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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 4:03PM Joystick Hero said

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Pffft. Back in my day we didn't have menus to navigate. Just cable, a clock tower, and a lightning bolt; and we were lucky to get THAT. You kids have it too easy these days.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 4:39PM (Unverified) said

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It's okay, I've done this before. You must bring your own weapons.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 4:45PM (Unverified) said

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@ Joystick Hero

Pussy.I had to use a goddamn locomotive.Talk about uneasy!
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 4:51PM (Unverified) said

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...and how do you make your 360 hit 88MPH anyway? Is it how fast I'll throw it out of my window when it RROD's on me?
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 5:23PM Daman09 said

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Safety Not Guaranteed!
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 5:53PM Ignatius said

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It's time to split!
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 7:15PM 007craft said

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I tried this but failed. I think I didnt have enough power. 1.21 jigawatts is just too much for me.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 7:26PM KaneRobot said

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Plus your mom tries to have sex with you in the car outside the dance if you do this. Pass.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2008 8:25AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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@ Ignatius:

I'll catch the next elevator, thanks.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2008 2:46PM (Unverified) said

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@ eldee full of win, that reference. push it to the limit.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 3:39PM sadistic freek said

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I bet I can time travel 100 times...
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 8:18PM Tez said

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While I certainly commend someone for wanting to time travel 100 times, taking from this old time travel-- ah, fuckit.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 3:22PM (Unverified) said

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Is this actually real?
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 4:42PM Nincodedo said

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I can do it. I can do it 9 times.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 5:14PM Joystick Hero said

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Woah, if that was a Bonus Stage reference Nincodedo, you have won my allegiance.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 7:08PM jake11 said

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i think it was a homestar reference
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 3:24PM (Unverified) said

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Mysteriously informed? Probably just went day by day with the clock until the Commando unlocked to see when it would work.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 9:41PM EngadgetSoFunny said

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Its mysterious that a gamer would have enough patience to go day-by-day to find out when each class will be unlocked but not enough patience to wait for the classes to unlock naturally.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 3:32PM atrimus said

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let me know when better controls unlock over time. until then i'll just play GOW for the umpteenth time until Fable 2 comes out.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 3:34PM (Unverified) said

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You should play Fable 1. It's still awesomely exciting to play. Sniping with arrows is sweet. Pop the heads off and they spin and shower blood down.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 4:53PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, I hated the combat system too...



...but then I decided to read the combat manual in main menu.And suddenly, it all became smooth and easy!
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 5:16PM atrimus said

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to me combat wasn't difficult, it was just boring and shallow. i've never liked games where melee combat is assigned to the analog, and gun targeting was a down right mess. these are my only gripes with the demo, but they are big enough gripes to deter me from buying the game.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 5:56PM (Unverified) said

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I did the same thing Jakka and then I also enjoyed it much more. It wasn't too bad before but after I read the instructions I was able to get combos with the melee and guns and that was fun and looked cool
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 9:51PM Deaf RaGe said

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You know, at first it was "meh". Then I played it some more, understood how combat work and I actually enjoyed it. It's not perfect, far from it. It doesn't live up to all the hype, far from it. But it is fun once you get into it. But you have to WANT to go deeper into it, otherwise it is quite shallow. At the end of my 4th playthrough, I thought to myself: " This is a good Diablo 3 waiter". I might get it if only to quench my dungeon crawling/hack 'n slash thirst.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 3:32PM (Unverified) said

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I can't make my Xbox go 88 mph...
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 5:52PM mirage said

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I got mine to 88 mph, but the flux capacitor over-heated and it RROD'd before I could see the results. Damn MS and their cheap components!
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Posted: Jul 28th 2008 10:48AM Duke said

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The problem is that the 360 doesn't have the stainless steel body, which you need to influence the flux dispersal from your flux capacitor. So, just place your 360 in a DeLorean and you should be able to pull it off!
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Posted: Jul 28th 2008 1:07PM (Unverified) said

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Oh ok, I'll have to give that a try.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 3:34PM BananaBoat said

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I'd try this out, but I already deleted the demo after playing about five minutes of it. Not my cup of tea.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 3:58PM (Unverified) said

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I thought the same thing, till I played it a second time. It seems to have a steep learning curve that limits fun until you get over it.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 3:37PM rocko213 said

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push it to the limit
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 3:58PM Roofie said

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Walk along the razor edge
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 4:11PM MC Double Def DP said

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Don't look down just keep your head
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 4:22PM Burritoclock said

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and you'll be finished
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 4:47PM (Unverified) said

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Open up the limit.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 5:11PM (Unverified) said

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Just keep your head down, power through and make some sacrifices.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 5:21PM Neebs said

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push it through the lemon





you cannot unhear
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 5:54PM Ignatius said

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What the hell.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2008 1:10PM Rocketboy said

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"you cannot unhear"

Can I un-read?
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 3:49PM Omega2k3 said

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You don't need the clock changed. If you mash the 'a' button on the class you want to play AS FAST AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN, and hit left or right (depending), you'll select it without having to alter dates. If it doesn't work, it'll show the animation of it going to the next class, so just restart.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 4:17PM waynski1457 said

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Into the future, you say?
All the way to the year 2000?
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Posted: Jul 28th 2008 11:05PM ThornedVenom said

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Watch out! It's the Y2K bug!
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 4:41PM FredFredrickson said

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Despite all the random negative spin people try to give Too Human, I think it's actually going to turn out to be a pretty fun little game.

Too many people want this game to be the 360's Haze, and I just don't think it's going to be. This game is actually quite fun.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 4:49PM (Unverified) said

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"I just don't think it's going to be"

It's not.Everybody who says otherwise deserves to be slapped.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 6:44PM jhowlett said

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Haze will be the 360's Haze. but it might mysteriously turn into a game that should be checked out for its unique nectar manipulating gameplay if you can overlook the over the top dialogue and sameness of other shooters with limited gun variety. i've seen some gameplay videos with knives and nectar bombs that i might want to try at a later date for a cheap price. there are better shooters out now and coming.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 4:43PM (Unverified) said

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So, I guess that "Falconer" chip microsoft is rumored to put into newer 360s is really a FLUX CAPACITOR!
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 4:45PM Dirty said

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I thought the berzerker was the most fun to start with. But I did better with the defender in the timed dungeons because of his kick ass laser turret spider. Im not having much fun with the hammers, they seem slow. Commando makes the game play quite different but one you up his fire speed he shreds.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2008 4:48PM Dirty said

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also, each class has different "blueprint" armors, they are what make your character look the most bad ass. Be sure to check for them in the area where the well unlocks the 3 doors.

If your not in combat you can click the right thumbstick and it the camera does a fly around your armor, its pretty sweet the detail they put into these.

My fiancee was out of town this weekend and I was bored. I split my time between bad company and this.
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