Today in Joystiq: July 28, 2008
This man tried to stab us. Check out the highlights for today:
Joystiquery
The Joystiq Free Game Club: Psychonauts
PlayStation 3 Greatest Hits Buyer's Guide
News
Frat Party Games - Pong Toss 'controversifies' WiiWare
Cryptic Studios unveils Star Trek Online, launches website
Virtual Console gets bad in Chase HQ, Art of Fighting 2
Ubisoft director: Red Steel 2 to support Wii MotionPlus
New games this week: Soul Calibur IV edition
Bizarre Creations definitely has PSN in plans
XBLAugust: Castle Crashers, BC Rearmed, Braid, and Galaga
Brace yourself: Mark Wahlberg hasn't played Max Payne
Warhammer Online release date changed to more vague 'Sept 08'
ESA's mediocre game pack raises $2.6 million for charity
See symbiote Wolverine in Spider-Man: Web of Shadows
Carmack planning iPhone 'graphical tour de force'
Prince of Persia creator remaking his first game, Karateka
Rep: Ironside not out of Splinter Cell: Conviction
Brace yourself: Mark Wahlberg hasn't played Max Payne
See tons of MK vs. DC Universe gameplay
Age of Conan developer's stock drops by half
Blizzavision keeps Crash, Spyro, Ice Age, Prototype; loses Brutal Legend, Ghostbusters, and more
Rumor: Cross-platform multiplayer free on Xbox 360 (Update: limited-time only)
ESA's mediocre game pack raises $2.6 million for charity
Rumors & Speculation
Rumor: ESRB rates Grand Theft Auto IV for PC
Analysts: EA revenues up in Q2, $100 million in losses expected
Rumor: New Xbox 360 dashboard leaked
Rumor: Target selling 60GB Xbox 360 'Pro' early
Culture & Community
You could win gold in the Velvet Assassin ARG
Read the Mirror's Edge comic teaser issue
IGN announces E3 award winners
Rooster Teeth creates Achievement/Trophy database site
Subcribe to Comcast, get a Wii for fwii
Joystiquery
The Joystiq Free Game Club: Psychonauts
PlayStation 3 Greatest Hits Buyer's Guide
News
Frat Party Games - Pong Toss 'controversifies' WiiWare
Cryptic Studios unveils Star Trek Online, launches website
Virtual Console gets bad in Chase HQ, Art of Fighting 2
Ubisoft director: Red Steel 2 to support Wii MotionPlus
New games this week: Soul Calibur IV edition
Bizarre Creations definitely has PSN in plans
XBLAugust: Castle Crashers, BC Rearmed, Braid, and Galaga
Brace yourself: Mark Wahlberg hasn't played Max Payne
Warhammer Online release date changed to more vague 'Sept 08'
ESA's mediocre game pack raises $2.6 million for charity
See symbiote Wolverine in Spider-Man: Web of Shadows
Carmack planning iPhone 'graphical tour de force'
Prince of Persia creator remaking his first game, Karateka
Rep: Ironside not out of Splinter Cell: Conviction
Brace yourself: Mark Wahlberg hasn't played Max Payne
See tons of MK vs. DC Universe gameplay
Age of Conan developer's stock drops by half
Blizzavision keeps Crash, Spyro, Ice Age, Prototype; loses Brutal Legend, Ghostbusters, and more
Rumor: Cross-platform multiplayer free on Xbox 360 (Update: limited-time only)
ESA's mediocre game pack raises $2.6 million for charity
Rumors & Speculation
Rumor: ESRB rates Grand Theft Auto IV for PC
Analysts: EA revenues up in Q2, $100 million in losses expected
Rumor: New Xbox 360 dashboard leaked
Rumor: Target selling 60GB Xbox 360 'Pro' early
Culture & Community
You could win gold in the Velvet Assassin ARG
Read the Mirror's Edge comic teaser issue
IGN announces E3 award winners
Rooster Teeth creates Achievement/Trophy database site
Subcribe to Comcast, get a Wii for fwii











Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
juju187 @ Jul 29th 2008 12:03AM
mario really let himself go...
mr mobius @ Jul 29th 2008 12:22AM
You mean there was once a time Mario hadn't?
If so it was a very long time ago, long before Peach ever baked him cakes at the castle. The last time I saw him go to the castle for cake he seemed too eager and in quite a hurry. He was royally pissed off when Bowser stepped in.
Marty @ Jul 29th 2008 1:52PM
Hehe, that's all I saw as well.
mr mobius @ Jul 29th 2008 12:23AM
Trusted riend in science'
Sounds like an honourary university (college for Americans - I think) title.
BPM [MSN: BPMdotEXE @ hotmail.com] @ Jul 29th 2008 1:14AM
I'm sure there's a "f" there... but is probably obscured by how his shirt is in the photo.
colin @ Jul 29th 2008 7:34AM
us ameircans are stoopid.
samfish @ Jul 29th 2008 12:41AM
Uh oh. Joystiq staff. Not a good sign, given what we've been hearing lately.
BPM [MSN: BPMdotEXE @ hotmail.com] @ Jul 29th 2008 12:58AM
Show yourself, Joystiq Staff! Who are you really?!
Chase @ Jul 29th 2008 2:55AM
Don't stop believin'. Hold on to that feeling, streetlight people.
BPM [MSN: BPMdotEXE @ hotmail.com] @ Jul 29th 2008 12:58AM
That mofo Cube...
Donald @ Jul 29th 2008 1:09AM
I would've put one portal on the floor in front of him, then another one on the ceiling 20 feet away.
Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
Saria the Cat @ Jul 29th 2008 1:10AM
Joystiq, you're making me sad. :(
Matthew Hilario @ Jul 29th 2008 1:16PM
Makaing me sad too.. I WISH I WENT TO COMIC-CON 2008!!! ;*(
David @ Jul 29th 2008 1:11AM
I'd let the cube stab me too after seeing Mario's ass that wide. Honestly.
j.howlett @ Jul 29th 2008 12:58PM
i am reminded of Gumbi
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Jul 30th 2008 10:35AM
I heard you could kill it with fire.