CollegeHumor reveals Bowser minion coup d'etat

by Alexander Sliwinski { Jul 30th 2008 at 4:45PM }

It was bound to happen. One day, the minions of Bowser would stand up and ask, "Why won't you let us kill The Mario?" That day has come, my friends. The minions of Bowser have revolted against their king and are ready to take the issue of killing The Mario into their own hands, paws, mouths and assorted tools, once and for all. Witness CollegeHumor's astounding footage after the break. There will be blood!

Tags: bowser, college-humor, collegehumor, collegehumor.com, coup, coup-detat, minion

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Obie @ Jul 30th 2008 4:52PM

That was f*cking brilliant! hahaha

syrik zero @ Jul 30th 2008 5:19PM

I agree but with no "F" word.

Tiptup300 @ Jul 30th 2008 5:27PM

To reiterate:

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

Jakka (Not sure why he got banned?) @ Jul 30th 2008 5:46PM

To correct:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

Donald @ Jul 30th 2008 4:54PM

The video is pretJESUS CHRIST IT'S A PHANTO DROP THE KEY

rivaldi22 @ Jul 30th 2008 5:42PM

I used to have nightmares about that mask.

BPM [MSN: BPMdotEXE @ hotmail.com] @ Jul 30th 2008 9:02PM

Gentlemen. Behold:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/BPMdotEXE/Random/omgPhanto.png

PunchyMcJunk @ Jul 30th 2008 4:55PM

Hammer Bros: "But we gotta lob em'... Like we're on some slow-pitch beer league softball team"

That's hilarious.

eldee @ Jul 30th 2008 4:55PM

i lol'd

Dan Bugglin @ Jul 30th 2008 4:56PM

...ok

gs942002 @ Jul 30th 2008 4:57PM

... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Superstar90 @ Jul 30th 2008 4:56PM

funny except for bowser himself... i loved the ending with birdo eating marios head.

tc @ Jul 30th 2008 6:06PM

yeah, they should have got Patrick Stewart to do the voice of Bowser

Heh {XBL: P4nic 4tt4ck} @ Jul 30th 2008 4:57PM

Classic

Microswirl (MKWii:1676- 4270-3674) @ Jul 30th 2008 5:21PM

Sweet! This is how every Paper Mario games needs to play out from now on! Ahhhh voiceovers FTW!

Dravean @ Jul 30th 2008 5:54PM

Mario just got way jacked!

Jakka (Not sure why he got banned?) @ Jul 30th 2008 5:24PM

Bowser got Koopa-rolled.

mr mobius @ Jul 30th 2008 5:25PM

Great. For some reason also something I've wondered before.

rivaldi22 @ Jul 30th 2008 5:27PM

Having the enemies take their behaviors out of context like that and talk about them from an objective viewpoint is funny and interesting!

Sarcasm aside, I LOLed a few times, especially at the hammer brothers.

Microswirl (MKWii:1676- 4270-3674) @ Jul 30th 2008 5:33PM

That was sarcasm? Cuz it actually *IS* funny and interesting. For reals. Seriously.

rivaldi22 @ Jul 30th 2008 5:41PM

The thing is, it's a tired formula, and it's usually not done well. It actually *is* here.

Autopsy15 @ Jul 30th 2008 5:34PM

I lol'd at Bullet Bill laughing at the end.

Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Jul 30th 2008 5:43PM

Only part that was funny was the ending.

CHAOS! @ Jul 30th 2008 5:59PM

No.

Mr Khan @ Jul 30th 2008 5:58PM

The sad neglected enemies of Mario 2 USA

lol

PepperJack @ Jul 30th 2008 6:01PM

I lulled. Why don't we just take all the whistles, mushrooms and fire flowers and lock them up?

tc @ Jul 30th 2008 6:04PM

take that gordon brown!

tc @ Jul 30th 2008 6:05PM

*Bowser

giantenemycrab @ Jul 30th 2008 6:05PM

Wow, that was the first CollegeHumor video that I thought was actually funny. Good show.

House @ Jul 30th 2008 6:11PM

That was hilarious.

Wasn't that mouse in The Thousand-Year Door?

Vii @ Jul 30th 2008 7:34PM

"THE REIGN OF BOWSER ENDS NOW!!!"

Batzarro @ Jul 30th 2008 8:04PM

Ah, Mouser: When are you coming back?

fnc @ Jul 30th 2008 8:12PM

"The Mario" lol

Tim @ Jul 30th 2008 8:37PM

they should make a New Super Mario Bros 2 for the DS, with Doki-Doki Panic (SMB2) style gameplay & characters.

mercutio7576 @ Jul 30th 2008 10:51PM

The Una-Mouser.

Brilliant.

Alfred @ Jul 31st 2008 11:45AM

That was pretty neat-o, yeah. Ah, the goodness of Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom, and then Super Mario Z...

ZeroCorpse @ Jul 31st 2008 2:34PM

AWESOME ending. Bowser's voice was lacking a little, but the rest was brilliant.

"he speaks for all of us"

I would have liked to see Bowser put up a better fight, though. One bomb?