Wow, how long have we waited to write that headline? 100 years? 150? Even now as the momentous day has arrived, it still puzzles us that we had to wait so long for the reigning king of dual-stick shooters to return to us. C'mon guys, you just bump all the sliders from 8 to 10, it's not rocket science.
In case you've forgotten, your 800 point purchase is going to net you a "remixed" version of the first game and five new modes: Waves, Pacifism, King, Deadline and Sequence. Also: 4-player multiplayer locally. Now, seriously ... what are you still doing reading this?
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 10:48AM MC Double Def DP said
cuz i'm stuck at work :(
where's that 360 remote download service rolling out?
where's that 360 remote download service rolling out?
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 10:49AM Ignatius said
Well, I'm still waiting for my 360 to come back from Microsoft...
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 12:40PM (Unverified) said
Look at it this way, after it comes out of its coffin, it'll be ripped-and-ready to go for long hours of GW2. :D
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 6:21PM (Unverified) said
My 360 is in that special place in Texas if you know what I mean...
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 10:51AM Obienator said
It sucks that the game doesn't have online play, but still, great fun!
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 5:30PM (Unverified) said
I'm sure online-freaks would love to have seen that option in GW2, but fact is online doesn't work in twitch shooters, especially not one as crowded and crazy as GW(2). Even a few tenths of a second of lag would be fatal once the action heats up; you'd never be able to get anywhere in the game because something would ram you and kill you, and you wouldn't even know it happened until well after the fact...
Anyway, GW2 is a tired remake of the original. It's prettier and flashier, but the problems with the first are still there, including the screen getting so full of junk that you can't tell what's going on and then you die, and repetition - which sets in QUICKLY now, so long after the first game came out. There's only so many times you can shoot the same baddies made out of 6 straight lines and not be bored out of your skull...
Besides, this one's twice as expensive as the original and not nearly twice as fun. Bit of a bummer IMO. I bought it, but I won't play it much I fear.
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Anyway, GW2 is a tired remake of the original. It's prettier and flashier, but the problems with the first are still there, including the screen getting so full of junk that you can't tell what's going on and then you die, and repetition - which sets in QUICKLY now, so long after the first game came out. There's only so many times you can shoot the same baddies made out of 6 straight lines and not be bored out of your skull...
Besides, this one's twice as expensive as the original and not nearly twice as fun. Bit of a bummer IMO. I bought it, but I won't play it much I fear.
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 10:54AM (Unverified) said
I still can't get any achievements in the first one...
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 11:30AM John Z said
The best way to get good is to try for the Pacifism achievement. Seriously, as strange as it sounds, just trying to evade for 60 seconds really helps you understand how the baddies move and how to avoid them.
I unlocked King before I had to go to work this morning; really digging it, though I wish there were an option to disable unlimited lives in Deadline. I realize that the longer you stay alive, the more time you have to kill stuff, but it just feels too easy after having such steep death penalties in the original.
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I unlocked King before I had to go to work this morning; really digging it, though I wish there were an option to disable unlimited lives in Deadline. I realize that the longer you stay alive, the more time you have to kill stuff, but it just feels too easy after having such steep death penalties in the original.
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 10:54AM ZenGaijin said
17 million is already my highscore. To think, I couldn't break a million in the original.
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 10:54AM xThePunisherx said
Never bought the first one. I guess if this technically has the original, sold!
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 11:01AM (Unverified) said
I'm ticked I had a good run broke 1 million while on my friends gt got a whole bunch of acheivments and ever since then I can not get past 1000 anymore....
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 11:16AM jhowlett said
wow, look those screens. this game didn't get held up for epilepsy?
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 3:52PM (Unverified) said
Wednesday has officially been changed to Seizureday!
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 11:20AM zero2dash said
Once I get my thrice-repaired console back tomorrow, the first thing I'm doing is buying GW2.
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 11:55AM (Unverified) said
I know, me too! When I get my 23rd RRoD repaired console back from M$ I'm gonna have SO MUCH FUN!!!
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 12:42PM (Unverified) said
"When I get my 23rd RRoD repaired console back from M$ I'm gonna have SO MUCH FUN!!!"
That's a lot of fucking coffins, LOL. But I saw your gamerscore, fenix, and it looks like you play your 360 24/7. I'd hate to be one of your 360s, I'd be working more than a child in a sweatshop.
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That's a lot of fucking coffins, LOL. But I saw your gamerscore, fenix, and it looks like you play your 360 24/7. I'd hate to be one of your 360s, I'd be working more than a child in a sweatshop.
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 1:20PM zero2dash said
-bought Nov06 (week GoW came out)
-repaired for RRoD 9mos. later
-repaired for 2nd RRoD 4 weeks ago
-THIRD repair is because some douche at the repair center decided to stick a sheet of labels inside of my 360, as photographed and sent in to the Consumerist here: http://consumerist.com/5027192/microsoft-left-a-sheet-of-stickers-inside-my-xbox-360
No need to get snooty with the 23 repair sarcasm, Fenix.
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-repaired for RRoD 9mos. later
-repaired for 2nd RRoD 4 weeks ago
-THIRD repair is because some douche at the repair center decided to stick a sheet of labels inside of my 360, as photographed and sent in to the Consumerist here: http://consumerist.com/5027192/microsoft-left-a-sheet-of-stickers-inside-my-xbox-360
No need to get snooty with the 23 repair sarcasm, Fenix.
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 1:30PM (Unverified) said
zero2dash
Yes I know it was just a joke.
Heh {XBL: P4nic 4tt4ck}
You think 18,000GS is high? Check others on this site. Mine is chump change. lol Oh and yes I like to play at least 2 hours avg a day. One hour right after work and one or 2 at night with mah buddies if they're on.
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Yes I know it was just a joke.
Heh {XBL: P4nic 4tt4ck}
You think 18,000GS is high? Check others on this site. Mine is chump change. lol Oh and yes I like to play at least 2 hours avg a day. One hour right after work and one or 2 at night with mah buddies if they're on.
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 2:24PM zero2dash said
I was gonna say, man... XD
this being my 3rd repair they're already talking about giving me freebies. Hell I just hope this repair around I get an Opus system; I found the piece of stickers inside of my machine two weeks ago from looking through the vents with a flashlight to see if *it* was an Opus system (and it wasn't).
If you had literally had 23 repairs, I think they would've given you a new system and probably a new home theater setup to go with it. Hell maybe even a real life Warthog or something. =) LOL
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this being my 3rd repair they're already talking about giving me freebies. Hell I just hope this repair around I get an Opus system; I found the piece of stickers inside of my machine two weeks ago from looking through the vents with a flashlight to see if *it* was an Opus system (and it wasn't).
If you had literally had 23 repairs, I think they would've given you a new system and probably a new home theater setup to go with it. Hell maybe even a real life Warthog or something. =) LOL
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 2:49PM (Unverified) said
"You think 18,000GS is high? Check others on this site. Mine is chump change. lol Oh and yes I like to play at least 2 hours avg a day. One hour right after work and one or 2 at night with mah buddies if they're on"
Considering I just got a 360 like a week ago and only have a GS of like 600, yes, I think 18,000 is high. Most of my irl friends only have like 9,000GS, too.
zero2dash- Microsoft gives out free 1 months of XBL if you complain about "not having your system while it's repaired.". My friend actually complained a bit and got that along with PGR4 for free when he sent his unit in. Just an fyi.
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Considering I just got a 360 like a week ago and only have a GS of like 600, yes, I think 18,000 is high. Most of my irl friends only have like 9,000GS, too.
zero2dash- Microsoft gives out free 1 months of XBL if you complain about "not having your system while it's repaired.". My friend actually complained a bit and got that along with PGR4 for free when he sent his unit in. Just an fyi.
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 3:39PM zero2dash said
Yeah, repair #2 gave me a free 1 month of Live card that I still haven't scratched yet since I had to send it back immediately for repair #3.
Initially I was told they'd give me a free wireless controller; this was by a "grunt" (level 1 support staff). I have been talking to an "elite" (level 4 support, apparently the highest there is) and told he'll "offer me some things to make me a happy 360 gamer again". I'm hoping for a year of Live + a (large) MS points card as minimums considering neither of which will cost them any $, since TECHNICALLY I'm giving it right back to them the minute I re-up for another year of Live and I go buy my XBLA titles (like GW2).
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Initially I was told they'd give me a free wireless controller; this was by a "grunt" (level 1 support staff). I have been talking to an "elite" (level 4 support, apparently the highest there is) and told he'll "offer me some things to make me a happy 360 gamer again". I'm hoping for a year of Live + a (large) MS points card as minimums considering neither of which will cost them any $, since TECHNICALLY I'm giving it right back to them the minute I re-up for another year of Live and I go buy my XBLA titles (like GW2).
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 11:22AM (Unverified) said
It will be mine as soon as I get home from work.
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 11:28AM baby sea tuna said
OMFG, this game looks INSANE.
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 11:39AM Dirty said
4 Player looks like it could be hard to follow. Cool though.
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 11:41AM knighty said
Pacifism is AWESOME.
38mil top score on that so far.
38mil top score on that so far.
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 11:43AM monkeyssuck said
The king of two-stick shooters? I thought that was Robotron...oh wait, now I remember, people don't like games with 8-bit graphics =P
All that aside, Geometry Wars is an amazing game, well worth the cost, and I really can't wait for the PC version to come out. No XBox here :(
All that aside, Geometry Wars is an amazing game, well worth the cost, and I really can't wait for the PC version to come out. No XBox here :(
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 11:45AM ummhello said
loving it!! the 3-minute timed game is great with unlimited lives to really be able to better yourself....but have yet to unlock anything yet 'cuz I had to go to work. 71% unlocked for King mode....can't wait to get home.
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 12:07PM Paulmichael said
Awesome, I have the original on Steam on my computer, but since then I've gotten a 360 Elite, so this is definitely going to be a buy for me. SSHD as well as the original has given me lots of practice for hectic games such as this.
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 12:17PM (Unverified) said
I've been playing it for a few hours now (more like 1 and 1/2) but it is FUN compared to the older one.
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 12:39PM ubercharged said
Download speed is mega slow for me, 40 meg download is only at 40% after 20 minutes....
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 1:57PM ubercharged said
Lol, my cable provider is garbage, Im paying 60 bucks a month for 8mbps download speeds but even web pages load slow as hell sometimes
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 2:53PM (Unverified) said
Either your router has some closed ports or your ISP is capping your d/l speeds on certain ports to stop torrenting/bandwidth use/etc.
I'd suggest doing a speedtest and then checking router ports. It actually might help.
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I'd suggest doing a speedtest and then checking router ports. It actually might help.
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 1:40PM dreadnought1 said
Because I'm playing the real reigning king of humbstick shooters, Super Stardust HD.
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 3:10PM (Unverified) said
I would rather play a thumbstick shooter than a humbstick shooter thank you very much. Humbstick sounds like it would hrut too much.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 2:29PM zero2dash said
I just wish the multiplayer was available over Live, yet it's absent just like multi over Live was in Omega Five.
No excuse, so they remain quiet as to "why".
o.O
No excuse, so they remain quiet as to "why".
o.O
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 3:08PM (Unverified) said
Maybe because lag would be a big issue in a game such as this?
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 4:01PM Keithustus said
The game is awesome. I just played enough to get all the achievements except the two for the sequence mode. The "Rebound" achievement is a real bitch.
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 4:59PM (Unverified) said
Sorry geometry wars is far from "king of dual-stick shooters". The only people that think that are those that are missing out on SuperstardustHD on PS3.
Geometry Wars is good, but nowhere near as good as SSHD..
Geometry Wars is good, but nowhere near as good as SSHD..
Posted: Jul 30th 2008 10:16PM ncxcstud said
I just wish the different weapons were in this game...I miss the super fast shot and the 3-shot spray :(.
Besides that I love it :)
Besides that I love it :)
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