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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 8:03AM (Unverified) said

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Problem being that Zombies!!! isn't really that good of a game. In fact, the two times I've played it, it's almost ground to a halt because the entire board filled up with zombies and it was impossible for anyone to even move because the board was so choked.

Not to mention that it just wasn't that interesting to begin with. Zombie games really need to be filled with humor, because they just don't work straight-faced.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 8:15AM (Unverified) said

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I loved Zombies!!!, personally.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 8:57AM jquadman said

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I didn't like the game either for pretty much the same reason. They were not misleading anyone when they name the game Zombies with three exclamation points. However, a digital version would be more enjoyable since you don't have to add zombies manually.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 9:04AM baby sea tuna said

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"In fact, the two times I've played it, it's almost ground to a halt because the entire board filled up with zombies and it was impossible for anyone to even move because the board was so choked."

That's when you grab that shotgun and start clearing some space! That's how most people win anyway. Personally, I've never seen anyone actually make it to the helicopter.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 9:10AM (Unverified) said

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"Personally, I've never seen anyone actually make it to the helicopter."

Is this that Left 4 Dead tabletop game!?
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 9:10AM (Unverified) said

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I'm guessing you were playing with more than two players both times you played? The problem with the game is that Player 1 moves and flip tile and zombies move, then Player 2 moves and flip tile and zombies move, etc. The more players you have, the more tile flipping and zombie movement occurs before its your turn again, making a four-player game crappy where no one can make any progress until all the tiles are gone, and then it's just a race to the helipad.

If you play with just two players, the game flows better. A lot better. It's fun actually. Not a great game, but a decent game for two players.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 10:59AM (Unverified) said

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Anam - yeah, it was like a four player game both times. That may have been the problem. No one had any chance of getting anywhere near the Helicopter. It was statistically impossible after a certain point.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 11:41AM (Unverified) said

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Nate - Yep, sounds about right. A friend and I played the game and enjoyed it, so we decided to play with a group and everyone was like "this is shit."

The solution we found was to play Arkham Horror instead.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 8:06AM Gaming 4 Jesus said

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I would eat her brains for sure.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 10:23AM chargen said

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Starting at both ends, at some point you guys will "meet in the middle", leading to awkwardness.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 11:42AM Shagittarius said

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Like a zombie version of Lady and the Tramp, only it'll be more like , Tramp and the tramp.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 11:55AM blustrkr said

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I would.
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Posted: Jul 31st 2008 3:36AM Saria the Cat said

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*sighs happily* I love Joystiq. It's like every day, I get to read an interactive novel composed of wacky characters and silly dialog. The fact that these wacky characters are actually real people and the silly dialog is actually really what they are saying to each other and me just makes it that much more awesome. I love you guys. :)
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 8:07AM Zamzoph said

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I wonder if the XBLA version is going to be as freakin' SLOW as the original.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 8:07AM Ghen said

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She's a cutie, and showing the goods helps too.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 8:26AM (Unverified) said

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and there it is...
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 8:33AM amart89 said

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.....do-able
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 9:06AM (Unverified) said

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100% bangable.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 9:10AM (Unverified) said

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I'd hit it like a wooden sword of an angry cosplayer!
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 9:40AM Bentzero said

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She'd make me come back to life with a stiffy
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 9:43AM (Unverified) said

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I tried reading the article, but somehow I kept coming back to the picture.

What is this article about... does the hot girl like zombies?
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 11:45AM sifer2400 said

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lol i agree with dan BTW does she come with the game? consider it bought lol i was expecting these comments
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 8:12AM Crockett said

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I'll buy the game if SHE comes with it!!!
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 8:32AM baby sea tuna said

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Hehehe, oh you!
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 12:00PM (Unverified) said

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I second that.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 12:23PM Paulmichael said

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Move the emphasis over one word to the right, then we're talking...Err, moaning, rather.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 9:18AM arsohn said

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I was going to say, anyone know who the lady in the pic is?
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 1:50PM (Unverified) said

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Stalker.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 3:09PM arsohn said

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Nah, just a young adult male :)
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 8:16AM Korova Pamplona said

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Rosy cheeks make every post even better! Very cute.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 8:24AM McWeen said

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I wonder if XBLA version of a board game helps the physical game sell better.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 8:31AM (Unverified) said

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XBLA is starting to look like garbage where's my XNA?
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 8:34AM baby sea tuna said

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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 8:40AM ScottG13 said

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Umm... Geometry Wars 2, Bionic Commando & Castle Crashers not work for you? Really?
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Posted: Jul 31st 2008 12:02AM (Unverified) said

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Um, Go! Go! Break Steady is an XNA game.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 8:39AM (Unverified) said

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@baby sea tuna
Only two games interest on that list and that Geometry Wars 2 and Castle Crashers.

No need for you to go ask dumbass questions.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 8:59AM darkinchworm said

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No need for you to expect a five-star title each week.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 10:01AM Duke said

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Doesn't seem like a dumbass question since you answered that 2 of the titles do interest you. Don't be such a tool.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 10:04AM (Unverified) said

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@Duke

Are you retarded?

does that sound like a good question to ask. You're the one sounding like tool.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 11:10AM Duke said

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Yeah, obviously everyone sees it different than you. Jackass.
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Posted: Jul 31st 2008 11:29AM (Unverified) said

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@Duke
Jackass LOL, Why waste all this time on me when all I stated was XBLA is starting to look garbage and where's my XNA?
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 8:39AM ScottG13 said

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More exposure for the deep universe of table-top gaming is a good thing.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 9:09AM (Unverified) said

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Waiting for Puerto Rico my self... but the more board games the better. My dream would be axis and allies over live. oh yeah. Probably be too much for the constraints of xboxlive though.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 9:31AM ScottG13 said

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I don't see why not. The PC versions were pretty solid.

Risk 2 would be pretty spicy, too.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 9:01AM darkinchworm said

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I wonder if she'll let me take a sip of her Big K Vanilla Cola.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 12:05PM darkinchworm said

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Hmm...
I couldn't help but post something regarding upvoting/downvoting.

I noticed that my goofy vanilla cola comment had been upvoted to 2 1/2 stars earlier, and is now down to 2 stars again. By no means is it a substantial comment, so of course I'm not torn up about it :) but I have to wonder what the motivation is behind downvoting it. You people sure do pique my curiosity.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 4:00PM Saria the Cat said

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@dark_inchworm: I think that it's just part of the faulty comment system. I notice one of my comments going from 2.5 to 2 hearts but then when I reload, it's back to 2.5 hearts, so maybe the comment system just wasn't registering the change in hearts or something.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 9:12PM darkinchworm said

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You're probably right. Thank you for the insight. :)
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Posted: Jul 31st 2008 3:28AM Saria the Cat said

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Sorry to ruin the magic, though. :P
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Posted: Jul 30th 2008 9:01AM foxhound said

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Nice post all the way around. :]

Can't say I've heard of the game, but I'll give it a shot.
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