All our E3 2008 impressions are belong to you!
by Ross Miller 
{ Aug 1st 2008 at 5:25PM }
Multiplatform
- Age of Booty (E3 hands-on)
- Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway (E3 hands-on)
- Dark Void (E3 hands-on)
- Dead Space (E3 hands-on)
- Fallout 3 (E3 hands-on)
- Far Cry 2 (E3 hands-on)
- Flock (E3 hands-on)
- HAWX (E3 hands-on)
- Left 4 Dead (E3 hands-on)
- Mega Man 9 (E3 hands-on)
- Mirror's Edge (E3 hands-on)
- Neopets Puzzle Adventures (E3 hands-on)
- Puzzle Quest Galactric (E3 hands-on)
- Red Faction: Guerilla (E3 hands-on)
- Resident Evil 5 (E3 hands-on)
- Sonic Unleashed (E3 eyes-on)
- Silent Hill: Homecoming (E3 hands-on)
- Stormrise (E3 eyes-on: Stormrise)
- This is Vegas (E3 impressions)
- Tomb Raider Underworld (E3 hands-on)
- Tom Clancy's EndWar (E3 hands-on)
- Wheelman (E3 impressions)
Nintendo Wii
- Animal Crossing: City Folk (E3 hands-on)
- Bayonetta (E3 eyes-on)
- Castlevania Judgment (E3 hands-on)
- Cooking Mama: World Kitchen (E3 hands-on)
- Harvest Moon: Tree of Tranquility (E3 hands-on)
- LEGO Batman (E3 hands-on)
- Lost in Blue: Shipwrecked (E3 hands-on)
- Mad World (E3 eyes-on)
- Mario Super Sluggers (E3 bats-on)
- Major Minor's Majestic March (E3 hands-on)
- Monster Lab (E3 eyes-on)
- Raving Rabbids TV Party (E3 buns-on)
- Wario Land: Shake It! (E3 hands-on)
- Wii Sports Resort (E3 hands-on)
- Wii Music (E3 hands-on)
- WiiSpeak with Mario
- Away: Shuffle Dungeon (E3 hands-on)
- Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia (E3 hands-on)
- Chrono Trigger (E3 hands-on)
- Elebits: The Adventures of Kai and Zer (E3 hands-on)
- Harvest Moon: Island of Happiness (E3 hands-on)
- MillionHeir (E3 hands-on)
- Ninjatown (E3 hands-on)
- Pokemon Ranger: Shadow of Almia (E3 hands-on)
- Populous DS (E3 hands-on)
- Princess Debut (E3 hands-on)
- Retro Game Challenge (E3 hands-on)
- Rhythm Heaven (E3 hands-on)
- Rock Revolution DS (E3 hands-on)
- Rune Factory 2 (E3 hands-on)
- Viva Pinata: Pocket Paradise (E3 hands-on)
- What's Cooking? With Jamie Oliver (E3 hands-on)
- Buzz! Master Quiz (E3 hands-on)
- Resistance Retribution (E3 hands-on)
- Super Stardust Portabl (E3 hands-on)
- Crash Commando (E3 hands-on)
- Fat Princess (E3 eyes-on)
- Flower (E3 hands-on)
- inFamous (E3 eyes-on)
- Motorstorm: Pacific Rift (E3 hands-on)
- Naruto: Ultimate NInja Storm (E3 hands-on)
- Killzone 2 (E3 hands-on), Multiplayer Q&A))
- PixelJunk Eden (E3 hands-on)
- Rag Doll Kung-Fu: Fists of Plastic (E3 hands-on:)
- Ratchet and Clank: Quest for Booty (E3 hands-on)
- Valkyria Chronicles (E3 impressions)
- de Blob (E3 hands-on)
- Fable 2 (E3 hands-on)
- Force Unleashed (E3 hands-on)
- iPint (E3 hands-on)
- Ion Premium Drum Set (E3 sticks-on)
- Novint's Falcon Controller (E3 Hands-on)
- Civilization IV: Colonization (E3 eyes-on)
- Crysis Warhead (E3 Hands-on)
- Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3 (E3 Hands-on)
- Damnation (E3 Impressions)
- Dragon Age Origins (E3 impressions)
- Empire: Total War (E3 impressions)
- Operation Flashpoint 2: Dragon Rising (E3 Impressions)
- Project Origin (E3 Hands-on)
- Spore (E3 Q&A)
- Wanted (E3 impressions)
- Warhammer 40,000 Dawn of War II (E3 impressions)
- Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts (E3 hands-on)
- Galaga Legions (E3 Hands-on)
- Gears of War 2 (E3 multiplayer hands-on)
- Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2 (E3 hands-on)
- Halo Wars (E3 hands-on)
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Heh {XBL: P4nic 4tt4ck} @ Aug 1st 2008 5:28PM
Neopets Puzzle Adventures looks to be coming along nicely.
ChuckJ @ Aug 1st 2008 5:32PM
'All our E3 2008 impressions are belong to you!'
Can anyone tell me what is wrong, grammatically, with the above sentence? Anyone but Ross Miller since he obviously saw nothing wrong with it.
Heh {XBL: P4nic 4tt4ck} @ Aug 1st 2008 5:34PM
lurk moar
ChuckJ @ Aug 1st 2008 5:36PM
?
Heh {XBL: P4nic 4tt4ck} @ Aug 1st 2008 5:37PM
Please see my avatar for my comment.
ChuckJ @ Aug 1st 2008 5:38PM
I dont know what the heck that thing is as your avatar so I have no idea what your response to my first post means.
Shagittarius @ Aug 1st 2008 5:39PM
Ur doing it wonrg,
Heh {XBL: P4nic 4tt4ck} @ Aug 1st 2008 5:43PM
Normally don't do this, but I'm in a good mood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AuN6pN1kY
Saria the Cat @ Aug 1st 2008 5:45PM
WHOA. I've never met anyone on the gaming internets that didn't know what that meant. You're so...virgin. :O
Zertoss @ Aug 1st 2008 5:53PM
lmao @ game virgin
This site is so deliciously nerdy.
ChuckJ @ Aug 1st 2008 5:57PM
Okay so since some game in the early 90s had very bad writers. And I guess it's a joke now....
Dont know what the game was and dont care, but I guess maybe im the only one who doesnt know the reference. OH well, still think it's silly to talk grammatically stupid because of an inside joke about some cheesy game that came out God knows when. It's as bad as all the stupid "teh" talk.
Shagittarius @ Aug 1st 2008 6:06PM
Next Lesson: Stop QQing
Mr Khan @ Aug 1st 2008 6:14PM
I know how embarrassing it is to be caught outside an inside joke, but "All Your Base" is very ubiquitous, even outside the internet
It wasn't bad writing, it was just before the days when localization was actually handled by people who spoke the language it was being translated into. Neo Geo games of the era are rife with the problems, though the game in question is a Genesis title
Heh {XBL: P4nic 4tt4ck} @ Aug 1st 2008 6:19PM
"Next Lesson: Stop QQing"
You're aware he's gonna start bawwing about "what does qqing mean?" now, right?
ChuckJ @ Aug 1st 2008 6:22PM
Embarrassed? LOL
Hardly. Why the hell would I be embarrassed because Im not some geek that knows this stupid reference? My initial post questioned the grammar of a person who writes for a blog. So my first reaction was to question why they cant write well half the time as in the Topic phrase of this post.
So it is a reference, I get it now. Seems dumb to me but I guess if most of you all actually know it then I suppose it's okay. But no, not even close to feeling embarrassed about not knowing. I actually feel proud to be honest with you.
Heh {XBL: P4nic 4tt4ck} @ Aug 1st 2008 6:35PM
"Why the hell would I be embarrassed because Im not some geek that knows this stupid reference"
Stereotyping isn't a sign of being defensive? WTG, mate.
An fyi here (that means for your information), some of us are far from geeks. I'm active daily in sports and, through martial arts, actually got a free trip to hawaii. I play in a local band and have for quite some time. It's prog-metal, so feel free to call me a "proggy-geek" if that makes you feel better. I've visited friends and family in both London and Japan, and was thinking about staying a year in japan. Not for this "animu/manga" crap, but to be closer to my family.
I happen to have a job that doesn't include working at an electronics store, I go daily to hang out with my friends (most of whom, mind you, know jack shit about electronics aside from "me blow shit up with xbox"), and have had several relationships. I sure fit the stereotypical geek role, don't I? :D
TBH, only reason I know half I do about computers is because I dislike being looked down upon by actual nerds thinking I didn't know half that I did. That, and it's cheaper building a computer than buying one. I educated myself, just like you should have, about things I did not know. Don't know something? Go google it, for christ's sake. It's not that hard. Now get off your high horse of "lol I'm better than you because I don't get the joke" and stfu. You did it wrong. Accept that fact. You sound just like the time my mom got scared and said, you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air!
timefortim @ Aug 1st 2008 6:45PM
Well played, good sir, well played indeed.
Shagittarius @ Aug 1st 2008 6:59PM
On the other hand I'm a fat ugly nerd who has never had a girl and lives in my parents basement.
ChuckJ @ Aug 1st 2008 6:59PM
Did I ask for your life story?
Saria the Cat @ Aug 1st 2008 7:06PM
Hey man, if you don't want nerdy, I think you've got the wrong place.
Mr Khan @ Aug 1st 2008 7:16PM
I happen to fit the geek stereotype quite well, but I don't let that define me
It's what you do, not what you happen to enjoy/know about
Microswirl (MKWii:1676- 4270-3674) @ Aug 1st 2008 8:20PM
All your stereotypes are belong to us!
Lord Bowser @ Aug 2nd 2008 6:14AM
Chuck is bored and empty.
syrik zero @ Aug 2nd 2008 6:55PM
Watch this and you'll understand
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg
Saria the Cat @ Aug 1st 2008 5:32PM
I quite like this organized linkage. It makes it a lot easier to read more about the games I actually give a toot about. Thanks. :)
Evan @ Aug 1st 2008 5:38PM
Wow, I didn't realize the 360 has such a serious lack of exclusives.
Heh {XBL: P4nic 4tt4ck} @ Aug 1st 2008 5:41PM
Those aren't all the games.
Fable 2 and a few more are lacking from the 360 list, just as the PS3 list is lacking aswell.
Waqman @ Aug 1st 2008 5:49PM
Oh god too many games to buy:
Age for Booty
Quest for Booty
Far Cry 2
LittleBigPlanet
Resistance 2
Motorstorm 2
Mirror's Edge
Looks like I'm just going to rent Prince of Persia and Dead Space.
Heh {XBL: P4nic 4tt4ck} @ Aug 1st 2008 5:55PM
Oh god too many games to buy:
Buzz! Master Quiz
MillionHeir
Ninjatown
Princess Debut
Castlevania Judgment
Wii Sports Resort
Looks like I'm just going to rent Neopets Puzzle Adventures and Puzzle Quest Galactric.
I feel bad for every joystiq member that had to go hands-on with each and every one of those games.
Invisible Robot Meat @ Aug 1st 2008 5:56PM
Infamous is listed under multiplatform. Is that right?
Dante @ Aug 1st 2008 6:14PM
nope.
Edward Dean @ Aug 1st 2008 6:14PM
Fable 2 and Force Unleashed on the iPhone??? I'm there.
343 Guilty Fart @ Aug 1st 2008 7:57PM
So, no Little Big Planet impressions? I need to know what YOU think Joystiq as I'm unable to make decisions without your support.
Karamo17 @ Aug 2nd 2008 1:00AM
since when did InFamous go multiplat, guys. You might to correct that
j.howlett @ Aug 2nd 2008 2:38AM
so i guess no Crash impressions. oh well i can always go through the fat princess gallery again
syrik zero @ Aug 2nd 2008 2:44AM
All our base are belong to me?!