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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:00PM xThePunisherx said

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This post is so great.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2008 4:25AM Saria the Cat said

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The "nom nom nom" made me giggle.
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:03PM Neebs said

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Was it good?
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 6:09AM EJ A said

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If it's not a turducken sandwich, it's not worth it.
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:07PM (Unverified) said

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i hope you didn't put that on the company credit card.
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 4:23PM aughscreennames said

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I would question my employees decision making skills after that purchase. $6 for an old sandwich in a bag from 7-11... wtf
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:09PM (Unverified) said

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It may be stupid, but it got you to buy their food, didn't it?
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:09PM spyyder said

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Only a 360 owner would be that cavalier with their money. They already overpaid, for an nonperforming, typically non-working machine. Marketing execs figure, we already fooled the dopes into paying us for monthly online access, might as well charge'em for the content they already paid to get access to.
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:13PM (Unverified) said

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Just like ps3 owners had to pay $40 to play a demo of GT5 .. called prologue??
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:45PM darkinchworm said

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You got marbles in your mouth, spyyder.
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:51PM Obienator said

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@indoshindo: GG man haha!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 1:36AM beano311 said

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Underperforming? If there's anything that's underperforming, it's the PS3's cell processor. Not that it's not powerful, it's that it doesn't ever get used to its full potential, and it's Sony's fault. Check out the recent interview of John Carmack over at 1UP, and you'll see what I'm talking about. It's sad that it takes twice as long to optimize a PS3 game just to run as smoothly as a 360 game. He basically says the 360 is just as powerful, if not more powerful (practically, not technically) than the PS3 and the only thing that's keeping the 360 back is the lack of high density media (like Blu-ray). So, if anyone (over)paid for underperformance, it's you.
http://www.gamevideos.com/video/id/20047
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 2:00AM LoopLoopLoop said

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You make me ashamed to say I have a PS3. :(
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 2:54AM jhowlett said

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i didn't have to pay for gt5 prologue
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 11:26AM (Unverified) said

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My fanboy senses are tingling!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 2:43PM (Unverified) said

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This is the genius that stated HD-DVD is the only viable format.

So of course the XB360 is a huge flop, do they even sell them in America? (Don't slip in the sarcasm)

What a sad little man, probably from Alabama.

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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:15PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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"We"? You guys all went to the same 7-11 and ate the same sandwich? ;P

Sorry, guys, but you really need to lay off on the hivemind typing.
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:50PM (Unverified) said

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My friend and I were discussing this the other day. Joystiq's posts are very inconsistent: few post from a first person singular perspective and the rest as a collective speaking for this site. The problem with the latter is stories such as this one where it simply doesn't make any sense.

I really wish you guys would stop attempting to speak for the entire staff. You're each one person.
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 12:07AM (Unverified) said

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Agreed. I've said this many a time on the other fanboy blogs. They say Weblogs, Inc. makes them write like that, but I think it's BS.

Regardless, it's still stupid. Needs to quit. Now. =\
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 10:07AM 007craft said

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yeah cause in one post they say something like "our favorite game is halo" then in the next post they will say "our favorite game is halo 3". It cant be both.

And saying they think a crappy game is so great sometimes is annoying when they put "we" because it may just be 1 of 10 who thinks that, but now the readers get the image of lots of people actually liking that crappy game.
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:16PM (Unverified) said

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epic fail
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:18PM (Unverified) said

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Oh men, the 7/11 on puerto rico all broke, they take all of them away :(.
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 8:42AM juju187 said

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the schools must be still on strike down there too...
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 2:04PM (Unverified) said

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The strike was over months ago but nobody won anything.
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:18PM jwa254 said

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This stuff has been set up in My 7-11 since mid july. I already have my madden reserved there. If you buy a snickers at purchase of madden 08 you get $10 off.
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 8:42AM juju187 said

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can it be snickers ice cream
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2008 4:22AM Saria the Cat said

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Holy crap, Snickers ice cream is delicious. *wanders out into the middle of the night in search of one*
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:19PM (Unverified) said

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So, how'd Madden 09 taste?
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 12:24AM ExMcCloud said

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I guess like a snickers according to our sarcastic friend above us...lol
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:19PM RobAccomando said

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so you get to play the demo and have exploding diarrhea at the same time? AWESOME
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 12:57AM Virus one said

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Get that out of my head right now!
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:22PM (Unverified) said

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Chuck FTW!!!
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:34PM (Unverified) said

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SPICY SWEET CHILI?!!! BAD CHOICE JOYSTIQ!!!
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 12:03AM NukeAssault said

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Stephen Colbert told me i have to love them... Or he wont let me watch his show.
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:51PM Snowman said

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This article is Priceless.
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 12:21AM DigTheDoug said

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Actually, it was $3.59.
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 12:58AM Snowman said

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Hehe....indeed. :P
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:51PM OrionXR said

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Eh, I guess if you don't got the tubes running to your house and into your xbox...
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:53PM Theorist said

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Hi...

Yeah, some of us can't afford the bandwidth, and this would seem like a good idea. Food? Check. Drink? Check. Chips? Check. Disc? Check.

Murmaider, murmaider, murmaider, murmaider...
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 3:05PM Freddie Mercury said

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But beware
For when you quench your blood thirst
Others will seek their vengeance on you
And they won't rest
Until you're dead

They'll have their:

Shiv? Check.
Pipe? Check.
Hammer? Check.
Axe? Check.
Subject? Check.
Location? Check.
Desire? Check.
Vengeance? Check.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2008 7:22AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Awesome reference! +1...Still..."Detharmonic" is their best...ever.
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Posted: Aug 1st 2008 11:56PM TKOtheKDR said

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It looks like stole the background of that sign from old Sega Genesis game covers!


On a side note, I'm still slightly upset that when I got my Genesis, I was sent Buster Douglas Boxing as my free game instead of Joe Montana Football! Yes, for you young kids out there, when the Genesis first came out, you got Altered Beast as a pack-in cart as well as another game to be named later. You had to mail in the receipt/UPC/etc., pick a game, and Sega would mail it to you.
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 8:45AM juju187 said

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yes,
i got sonic one and 2 was the mail in good times, then i got sega channel and didnt purchase another game
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 12:09AM SeanR said

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Hey dudes, that sandwich (while overpriced) is good at about 3-4 in the morning on the way home. with some chips and dip.. although I usually get a Twister juice and some Nerds Rope to go along with it
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 12:26AM XGM said

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And for those PS3 owners ? I guess they just have to say sucks to be you since you will have to download it for free on PSN, and not get a "Madden Meal" with that.
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 11:28AM (Unverified) said

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And, y'know, not waste $6 dollars on 7-11 food.
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 1:33PM (Unverified) said

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360 owners get the demo for free too. 7/11 is just trying to get you to buy more at their store. Fool
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 1:18PM (Unverified) said

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FULL DISCLOSURE: I work at a 7-11.

Everyone please keep in mind... Not every 7-11 is participating in this promotion.

So don't be mad if you can't get this "promotion" at your local store.
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 1:19AM Shiaoran said

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Hmmm... Turkey sandwich...
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Posted: Aug 2nd 2008 1:24AM (Unverified) said

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It's not even a good demo
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