In case you haven't been keeping up with the project, have at these pertinent Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time facts:
- It stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, Ben Kingsley and Alfred Molina.
- It's produced by Jerry "more 'splosions" Bruckheimer.
- It's directed by a man who's having his assistant play the game.
- It's "not a video game movie."
- It is a movie based on a video game.