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Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:09AM F1 Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu said

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But what if I feed them by a serious of well planned out misshapes? Here that Shiggy!? I'm coming for you Boyo!

Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:09AM F1 Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu said

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(JK)
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Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:12AM F1 Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu said

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DANGIT! I didnt finish before I hit enter. Whatever jokes gone, vote me down :(
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Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:20AM (Unverified) said

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Dude you are so banned!
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Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:47AM iHavePants said

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China says hello.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:54AM F1 Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu said

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Dude? What the hell I didnt post this shit! Damnit now I have to change my password and everything! I mean who the hell steals profiles on Joystiq!!?

Frakin jerkbags!
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Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:30AM (Unverified) said

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Gordon Freeman can kick Samus ASS or make her his woman.

Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:31AM Vegnagun said

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No, Gordon Freeman would make Samus his woman, then beat her.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:35AM (Unverified) said

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Hell, why not both at the same time!?
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Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:48AM burn1n9m4n said

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Yes, because we all know that Samus likes it rough. Though doing her would be like fucking a tank.

Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:54AM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Aug 5th 2008 2:04AM burn1n9m4n said

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Actually I was referring to a Penny-Arcade comic from way back. But, whatever.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:58AM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Hey, now... Metroids need to eat, too! Won't someone please think of the Metroids?!

Posted: Aug 5th 2008 1:16AM jhowlett said

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i smell a cross over

Posted: Aug 5th 2008 10:44AM (Unverified) said

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head crabs never would have been a problem for samus. Her suit comes with a "helmet"

someone should have told gordon about those

Posted: Aug 5th 2008 10:58AM (Unverified) said

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Why is the Hot Pockets....er...I mean the Paul Merage School of Business in the background?

Zsolt

Posted: Aug 6th 2008 12:48AM (Unverified) said

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lollllll

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