Labeling a Metroid warning as a Half-Life headcrab is a crime punishable by Metroid attack. Epic Fail. Check out the highlights for today:
Joystiquery
Joystiq hands-on: Skate 2
Joyswag: Samsung 22" widescreen LCD monitor
Law of the Game on Joystiq: Trademark infringement? Not like-wii
The Joystiq Free Game Club: Tap Tap Revenge
New games this month: August 2008
News
New games this week: Books edition
OFLC rates R-Type Dimensions for Xbox 360
Wild West Guns fire onto WiiWare
Virtual Console update adds speed and gore, lacks swords
Uncharted Trophies discovered in Europe, US
Dem-o-rama: Alone in the Dark, Wall•E samples on 360
Thailand's GTA IV distributor pulls game following murder
Iwata: Nintendo may slow down the new peripheral parade
Burnout Paradise 'Cagney' update rolls onto Xbox 360
This Wednesday: Braid makes timely arrival on XBLA
See what you're doing wrong with Geometry Wars' 3D camera
2K reveals some PS3 BioShock Trophies; Survivor mode still a mystery
Next TF2 update may feature 'new type of environment'
Saints Row 2 controversy concerns, graphics keeping it off Wii
Midway bleeds another $34.8 million in Q2
Obvious: Next Team Ico game will be 'really, really good'
Free Battlefield: Bad Company Conquest mode hits Thursday
See the Mirror's Edge demo recreated in Portal
Rumors & Speculation
Rumorang: 360 Arcade dropping to $199 on Sept. 7
Reader Comments (18)
Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:09AM F1 Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu said
But what if I feed them by a serious of well planned out misshapes? Here that Shiggy!? I'm coming for you Boyo!
Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:12AM F1 Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu said
DANGIT! I didnt finish before I hit enter. Whatever jokes gone, vote me down :(
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Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:54AM F1 Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu said
Dude? What the hell I didnt post this shit! Damnit now I have to change my password and everything! I mean who the hell steals profiles on Joystiq!!?
Frakin jerkbags!
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Frakin jerkbags!
Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:30AM (Unverified) said
Gordon Freeman can kick Samus ASS or make her his woman.
Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:56AM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:48AM burn1n9m4n said
Yes, because we all know that Samus likes it rough. Though doing her would be like fucking a tank.
Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:54AM (Unverified) said
Posted: Aug 5th 2008 2:04AM burn1n9m4n said
Actually I was referring to a Penny-Arcade comic from way back. But, whatever.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2008 12:58AM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
Hey, now... Metroids need to eat, too! Won't someone please think of the Metroids?!
Posted: Aug 5th 2008 1:16AM jhowlett said
i smell a cross over
Posted: Aug 5th 2008 10:44AM (Unverified) said
head crabs never would have been a problem for samus. Her suit comes with a "helmet"
someone should have told gordon about those
someone should have told gordon about those
Posted: Aug 5th 2008 10:58AM (Unverified) said
Why is the Hot Pockets....er...I mean the Paul Merage School of Business in the background?
Zsolt
Zsolt
Posted: Aug 6th 2008 12:48AM (Unverified) said
lollllll
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