British model Gemma Atkinson to suit up for Red Alert 3
by Jason Dobson 
{ Aug 6th 2008 at 6:00AM }
EA's PR machine tells us that Atkinson is best recognized for her work on the British soap Hollyoaks, as well as one of the region's most recognized models, though to be fair we're just going to have to take their word for it. The company also notes that she'll be on hand at the UK's M Festival gaming event this Friday, just make sure that when she talks you look into her eyes, and not upon her huge ... tracts of land.
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MatsJn @ Aug 6th 2008 6:07AM
i have no idea who she is, but I found a clip on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AdiUeqW2D0
If there is one thing Eva needs it's a voice that you will never get tired of, so I do hope she doesn't talk like she does in that interview or I'll probably go crazy.
Robotochan @ Aug 6th 2008 7:13AM
No doubt they will be forced to speak in the 1950s BBC English like English people do in 90% of American programs...
t_m @ Aug 6th 2008 8:41AM
LOL. like in the friends London special, where for some inexplicable reason all the famous british actors started speaking like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins?
Or the strange accents that the british girls in ER seem to adopt...
zebedee141 @ Aug 6th 2008 6:37AM
i think i speak for everyone when i say:
yay boobs!
Psaakyrn @ Aug 6th 2008 7:04AM
Well, you're wrong.
@#$% heterosexual people...
John Z @ Aug 6th 2008 7:28AM
Are you sure that zebedee141 is male?
I would believe that the phrase "yay boobs!" could be accurately used by more than just the expected group, but as a "@#$% heterosexual", what do I know?
In short: Yay boobs. Yay boobs indeed.
t_m @ Aug 6th 2008 8:43AM
You mean "i speak for all adolescent boys who don't have easy access to real boobs" when I say "yay boobs!"
right?
Maverick Saturn @ Aug 6th 2008 9:40AM
t_m, the proble with the UK is that they have TOO much access to boobs ¬_¬ Girls practicaly throw themselves at you, and thus we have the highest pregnancy rate in Europe. Damn those drunken boob girls, damn them all.
Ghen @ Aug 7th 2008 7:09AM
t_m I'm 27, almost 28... Yay boobs!
brampf @ Aug 6th 2008 7:01AM
She is a fitty.
Hooray Boobies!!!
Mr.ESC @ Aug 6th 2008 9:44PM
Breasts are AWESOME!!
how_much_I_carrot @ Aug 6th 2008 7:08AM
ok I get casting useless glamour models/starlets like Carmen Electra in comedies but casting them for strategy war games? Really? I guess that's one way of winning respect for the video game industry.
Maverick Saturn @ Aug 6th 2008 9:41AM
War heros can be thick and pretty too yaknow, look at starship troopers ^^
MatsJn @ Aug 6th 2008 9:54AM
Kari Wührer (Tanya in Red Alert 2) was a playboy and had done numerous photo shoots. So it has been done before.
Vcize @ Aug 6th 2008 10:28AM
So I guess I wasn't the only one that found it odd that after all the years of the deep and intricate Metal Gear Solid story, the final mission was commanded by what looked like a 16 year old girl?
Robotochan @ Aug 6th 2008 7:17AM
No doubt she'll be forced to speak in 1950s newscaster english like they do in 90% of American programs
Robotochan @ Aug 6th 2008 7:17AM
Argh this comment system is crazy! messages coming and going wherever they damn please!
Vcize @ Aug 6th 2008 10:29AM
And removing the word "well" whenever they feel like it too.
Chase @ Aug 6th 2008 7:42AM
Do want.
xGeneral DEATHx @ Aug 6th 2008 8:10AM
You mean the game, right? Right?
Chase @ Aug 6th 2008 8:21AM
"The game", aye? So that's what they're calling it these days.
*flees*
kagai @ Aug 6th 2008 8:30AM
I'd buy that for a dollar!
t_m @ Aug 6th 2008 8:46AM
Well, if she's from Hollyoaks then she won't be able to act her way out of a paper bag.
the only requirements to be in that show are the willingness to regularly strip off for no script-related reason, and being young and blonde. Its such a dumb show... i can't believe they've managed to make a show full of fit, half clothed blondes and make it so annoying as to be unwatchable.
(plus its darn confusing to try to keep track of which wooden blonde is which..)
Maverick Saturn @ Aug 6th 2008 9:44AM
Can't stand hollyoaks >.
nutman @ Aug 6th 2008 10:05AM
Hmm maybe it's just the photo, but personally I think that if you're gonna go for the absurd amount of cleavage like that then you should probably have bigger boobs.
jcd @ Aug 6th 2008 11:50AM
I too, was wondering what all that 'yay boobs' was about. So I did a google image search...
YAY BOOBS!!1!
dark_inchworm @ Aug 6th 2008 9:20AM
I'd let all my base belong to her.
WorMzy @ Aug 6th 2008 9:20AM
lmao @ Chase.
Ah, I miss the simple days of Kane and "Seth, just Seth".
Maverick Saturn @ Aug 6th 2008 9:43AM
Well if winning the game gets you a free strip from her, why not? Although, many gfs and wives walking in at that moment won't be all to pleased.
Spakkenkhrist @ Aug 6th 2008 9:53AM
This isn't clichéd or crap at all.
Really.
Chicago Mafia @ Aug 6th 2008 10:51AM
Wow. Usually someone says it but I guess I'll do it: "I'd hit it."
deaftly @ Aug 6th 2008 11:20AM
I would have sexual relations with that female.
Tyrannius @ Aug 6th 2008 11:50AM
I'd rather it be Lucy Pinder.
lightswitchsam @ Aug 6th 2008 1:21PM
i went to school with lucy pinder
true story
Ridgecity @ Aug 6th 2008 1:28PM
According to video game stereotypes, she probably knows amazing kung fu and can handle giant sword during combat.
With those massive tits, she would be more apt for Soul Calibur DLC.
Nick @ Aug 6th 2008 1:29PM
Oh boy this just took RA3 from "really want" to "MUST HAS IT!!!" search the WWTDD.com archives for pics of this amazing set of boobies, wait i mean wonderful personality (lol)
Ethan @ Aug 6th 2008 2:18PM
Her crappiness outweighs her hotness.
Rob Accomando @ Aug 6th 2008 10:04PM
Gemma is smokin'.