Watch Kim Kardashian fight Peter Moore

by Justin McElroy { Aug 7th 2008 at 9:30AM }

We're so mad at ourselves for in some small way perpetuating the sphere of influence of Kim Kardashian, who, as Joel McHale correctly points out, is famous for having a big ass and a sex tape. But news is slow this morning, OK? It was either this or another cake shaped like the Companion Cube.

That said, here's EA Sports chief Peter Moore beating up on Kim Kardashian in Facebreaker, a fight you can re-enact at home with just a few free minutes and a semi-truck full of self-loathing. Who wins this historic clash of titans? All we can say for sure is not us, dear reader. Not us.

Tags: ea, ea-sports, facebreaker, peter-moore

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

gore on the floor @ Aug 7th 2008 9:37AM

That game is shit, seriously.

Ricksta @ Aug 7th 2008 9:45AM

Agreed. Cool factor has already worn off.

Anam @ Aug 7th 2008 9:44AM

The cake is a lie!

(I know that joke is getting tiring, but Justin asked for it.)

K387 @ Aug 7th 2008 9:44AM

Ya, I tried playing the demo with an open mind, thinking that most of the negativity was just us gamers being our typical cynical selves and couldn't bring myself to finish a round.

K387

BeeDizz @ Aug 7th 2008 9:49AM

I agree completely. I tried. I just couldn't take it. It's just..........bad.

Smoke_Dawg_187 @ Aug 7th 2008 9:45AM

Kind of lame.

2b3grna5 @ Aug 8th 2008 8:52AM

i thought the demo was great. this video is pure comedy gold.

LeadBoxx @ Aug 7th 2008 9:55AM

Joel McHale Rules!

Ricksta @ Aug 7th 2008 10:26AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbDSkohmQRk

LeadBoxx @ Aug 7th 2008 10:31AM

Hehe yeah I remember that episode. So meaty...!

juju187 @ Aug 7th 2008 10:36AM

i love the soup

Obie @ Aug 7th 2008 10:02AM

As tempting as it is to break the face of that spoiled princess. I'd rather have a new "Punch Out!" game.

Hell, where is "Super Punch Out!" for the virtual console Nintendo!?

Batzarro @ Aug 7th 2008 10:02AM

Yeah, next thing you know, New York is in the Next Ready to Rumble. What happened to that , anyway?

baby sea tuna @ Aug 7th 2008 10:06AM

Is there a Paris Hilton that I can beat to death as well? Cause if so, they've got my $60.

Obie @ Aug 7th 2008 10:36AM

Nobody dies in this game unfortunately. A MK with celebutantes...now that would sell!

robert @ Aug 7th 2008 10:11AM

seriously... "play as kim kardashian" is a selling point? ugh.

Obie @ Aug 7th 2008 11:43AM

Only if she had a "butt stomp" attack.

Erluti @ Aug 7th 2008 10:25AM

Who advertises a game by showing a rich white dude punching a woman?

GenBanks @ Aug 7th 2008 10:29AM

Kardashian is Armenian :D
Armenia FTW =)

Fitz @ Aug 7th 2008 10:40AM

Her thighs are so meaty.

jayeffaar @ Aug 7th 2008 10:33AM

Ironically, hey got the proportions all wrong with Kim Kardashian. They didn't make her look like a cartoon character, which she actually does in real life.

Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure they got Peter Moore wrong too, but I haven't seen his sex tape, so who knows?...

juju187 @ Aug 7th 2008 10:37AM

peter moore and kim k sex tape by EA

Batzarro @ Aug 7th 2008 10:42AM

EA Porn: "It's in the game!"

deaftly @ Aug 7th 2008 10:48AM

NEEDS MOAR RUMP

JoeTheBlow @ Aug 7th 2008 10:48AM

Who?

I take it this is some American Reality show star or something.
Actually, don't tell me, don't care.

deaftly @ Aug 7th 2008 11:15AM

Of Armenian (father) and Irish-German (mother) descent,[2] Kardashian was born in Los Angeles, California, the daughter of attorney Robert Kardashian and Kris Jenner (née Houghton). Robert Kardashian, best known for being O. J. Simpson’s lawyer during his murder trial, died on September 30, 2003.[3] Her mother, Kris, divorced Robert in 1989, and married former Olympian Bruce Jenner in 1991.[4] While attending high school Kardashian worked at her father's music marketing firm, Movie Tunes.[1]

Kardashian has two sisters, Kourtney and Khloe, and one brother, Robert. She also has stepbrothers Burton Jenner; Brandon Jenner; and reality TV star Brody Jenner; stepsister Casey Jenner; and half-sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner.[5]

In 2000, Kardashian married music producer Damon Thomas; their relationship ended in divorce in 2004. Currently she is dating NFL player Reggie Bush.[6]

Kardashian was little known outside gossip circles until the pornographic home video she had made with then-boyfriend, R&B singer Ray J, was leaked. Vivid Entertainment was the distribution company against which Kardashian had pursued legal action for the ownership of the tape.[7] Kardashian later dropped the suit and settled with Vivid Entertainment for US$ 5 million.[8]

On May 2, 2008, Kardashian released a workout DVD, Workout with Kim Kardashian, and a set of workout cards with the help of trainer Kathy Kaehler.[9]

Continuing the branding of her self-image, in July 2008 Kardashian announced on her personal blog that she is working on her own perfume line[10] to be released in 2009.

Jfk Aok @ Aug 7th 2008 12:18PM

So she's a daughter of a lawyer and dates half-celebrities. That makes you a celebrity, too?

borland502 (SDF Macross) @ Aug 7th 2008 12:34PM

What is it about sex tape women and product lines? Monika Lewinsky went on to sell purses or something I think. Although Kim seems to have gotten a better deal...$5 mil and the ability to market her wares.

I think I could live through a lot of shame for millions + marketing power. Probably only works for women though. Spitzer's girl will probably come out with a line of earrings any day now.