That said, here's EA Sports chief Peter Moore beating up on Kim Kardashian in Facebreaker, a fight you can re-enact at home with just a few free minutes and a semi-truck full of self-loathing. Who wins this historic clash of titans? All we can say for sure is not us, dear reader. Not us.
That said, here's EA Sports chief Peter Moore beating up on Kim Kardashian in Facebreaker, a fight you can re-enact at home with just a few free minutes and a semi-truck full of self-loathing. Who wins this historic clash of titans? All we can say for sure is not us, dear reader. Not us.
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Posted: Aug 7th 2008 9:44AM (Unverified) said
The cake is a lie!
(I know that joke is getting tiring, but Justin asked for it.)
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(I know that joke is getting tiring, but Justin asked for it.)
Posted: Aug 7th 2008 9:44AM TheDetective said
Ya, I tried playing the demo with an open mind, thinking that most of the negativity was just us gamers being our typical cynical selves and couldn't bring myself to finish a round.
K387
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K387
Posted: Aug 7th 2008 9:49AM (Unverified) said
I agree completely. I tried. I just couldn't take it. It's just..........bad.
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Posted: Aug 8th 2008 8:52AM (Unverified) said
i thought the demo was great. this video is pure comedy gold.
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Posted: Aug 7th 2008 10:31AM Revving Injuns said
Hehe yeah I remember that episode. So meaty...!
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Posted: Aug 7th 2008 10:02AM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said
Yeah, next thing you know, New York is in the Next Ready to Rumble. What happened to that , anyway?
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Posted: Aug 7th 2008 10:06AM baby sea tuna said
Is there a Paris Hilton that I can beat to death as well? Cause if so, they've got my $60.
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Posted: Aug 7th 2008 10:33AM (Unverified) said
Ironically, hey got the proportions all wrong with Kim Kardashian. They didn't make her look like a cartoon character, which she actually does in real life.
Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure they got Peter Moore wrong too, but I haven't seen his sex tape, so who knows?...
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Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure they got Peter Moore wrong too, but I haven't seen his sex tape, so who knows?...
Posted: Aug 7th 2008 10:42AM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said
EA Porn: "It's in the game!"
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Posted: Aug 7th 2008 10:48AM (Unverified) said
Who?
I take it this is some American Reality show star or something.
Actually, don't tell me, don't care.
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I take it this is some American Reality show star or something.
Actually, don't tell me, don't care.
Posted: Aug 7th 2008 11:15AM (Unverified) said
Of Armenian (father) and Irish-German (mother) descent,[2] Kardashian was born in Los Angeles, California, the daughter of attorney Robert Kardashian and Kris Jenner (née Houghton). Robert Kardashian, best known for being O. J. Simpson’s lawyer during his murder trial, died on September 30, 2003.[3] Her mother, Kris, divorced Robert in 1989, and married former Olympian Bruce Jenner in 1991.[4] While attending high school Kardashian worked at her father's music marketing firm, Movie Tunes.[1]
Kardashian has two sisters, Kourtney and Khloe, and one brother, Robert. She also has stepbrothers Burton Jenner; Brandon Jenner; and reality TV star Brody Jenner; stepsister Casey Jenner; and half-sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner.[5]
In 2000, Kardashian married music producer Damon Thomas; their relationship ended in divorce in 2004. Currently she is dating NFL player Reggie Bush.[6]
Kardashian was little known outside gossip circles until the pornographic home video she had made with then-boyfriend, R&B singer Ray J, was leaked. Vivid Entertainment was the distribution company against which Kardashian had pursued legal action for the ownership of the tape.[7] Kardashian later dropped the suit and settled with Vivid Entertainment for US$ 5 million.[8]
On May 2, 2008, Kardashian released a workout DVD, Workout with Kim Kardashian, and a set of workout cards with the help of trainer Kathy Kaehler.[9]
Continuing the branding of her self-image, in July 2008 Kardashian announced on her personal blog that she is working on her own perfume line[10] to be released in 2009.
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Kardashian has two sisters, Kourtney and Khloe, and one brother, Robert. She also has stepbrothers Burton Jenner; Brandon Jenner; and reality TV star Brody Jenner; stepsister Casey Jenner; and half-sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner.[5]
In 2000, Kardashian married music producer Damon Thomas; their relationship ended in divorce in 2004. Currently she is dating NFL player Reggie Bush.[6]
Kardashian was little known outside gossip circles until the pornographic home video she had made with then-boyfriend, R&B singer Ray J, was leaked. Vivid Entertainment was the distribution company against which Kardashian had pursued legal action for the ownership of the tape.[7] Kardashian later dropped the suit and settled with Vivid Entertainment for US$ 5 million.[8]
On May 2, 2008, Kardashian released a workout DVD, Workout with Kim Kardashian, and a set of workout cards with the help of trainer Kathy Kaehler.[9]
Continuing the branding of her self-image, in July 2008 Kardashian announced on her personal blog that she is working on her own perfume line[10] to be released in 2009.
Posted: Aug 7th 2008 12:18PM (Unverified) said
So she's a daughter of a lawyer and dates half-celebrities. That makes you a celebrity, too?
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Posted: Aug 7th 2008 12:34PM borland502 said
What is it about sex tape women and product lines? Monika Lewinsky went on to sell purses or something I think. Although Kim seems to have gotten a better deal...$5 mil and the ability to market her wares.
I think I could live through a lot of shame for millions + marketing power. Probably only works for women though. Spitzer's girl will probably come out with a line of earrings any day now.
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I think I could live through a lot of shame for millions + marketing power. Probably only works for women though. Spitzer's girl will probably come out with a line of earrings any day now.
Posted: Aug 7th 2008 2:14PM (Unverified) said
So EA just pulled out a THQ sort of deal? That's says something about the game,I thought it looked cool for a moment.
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Posted: Aug 7th 2008 10:57AM TheDetective said
Just wondering, was her sex tape actually any good? I mean, I saw clips of the Hilton one but she looked soooo bored.
K387
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K387
Posted: Aug 7th 2008 11:02AM Shagittarius said
Seriously lacking Azz for Kim. Way to show the character building engine isn't very robust.
Should have picked some flat chick with no azz and you might have fooled us.
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Should have picked some flat chick with no azz and you might have fooled us.
Posted: Aug 7th 2008 11:17AM humidfreak said
why waste time and money on this when all we want is FNR4
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Posted: Aug 7th 2008 11:30AM howmuchIcarrot said
is this the new EA business plan? casting Z list female celebrities no one actually cares about? That's the second one this week.
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Posted: Aug 7th 2008 12:27PM (Unverified) said
Her face looks accurate, but you need to augment her butt slightly for it to be more realistic.
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