Pain to get Trophies Sept. 4

by Justin McElroy { Aug 8th 2008 at 5:45PM }

We don't quite know how it does it, but the seemingly shallow Pain keeps finding ways to work itself back onto our radar. Before it's been free DLC, this time it's Trophies, being added to the game on Sept. 4, alongside the "Amusement Park" DLC pack. We're not positive, but it appears you won't have to grab the DLC to get the Trophies, they'll just be arriving concurrently.

After the break you'll find a full list of Trophies, which run the gamut from seemingly impossible to embarrassingly crude. Which, as Pain producer Travis Williams points out, is completely appropriate for the game.

Gold Trophies

Affliction Addiction: Get one billion points (Good Luck)

Silver Trophies

Dude Abides: Use "The Dude" to score 50 Strikes in Bowling

Bronze Trophies

10 Mill Club: Get "PAIN in the Park" and "D-Town Destruction"
Harder Dick's Balls: Get all of Dick's Balls in the Block Party Dumpster without resetting (Heh heh heh) I really need adult supervision.
D-Town Destruction: Get 10,000,000 score in PAINdemonium and Aftermath
Combo Mambo: Get 20x Combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition
Attention Spam: Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

PAIN Add-on Character Trophies