If hearing Carroll's British accent ups the Tomb Raider heroine's sex appeal and gets you to buy Underworld this November, then the girl's done her job. The videos of Carroll's meeting with the press can be found after the break.
[Thanks, jkaccnt]
New Lara Croft model shows she speaks, does tricks
by Alexander Sliwinski 
on Aug 12th 2008 5:00PM
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If hearing Carroll's British accent ups the Tomb Raider heroine's sex appeal and gets you to buy Underworld this November, then the girl's done her job. The videos of Carroll's meeting with the press can be found after the break.
[Thanks, jkaccnt]
Reader Comments (107)
Posted: Aug 12th 2008 5:06PM Saria the Cat said
Well, to her credit, she seems to be the best fit for the role. Hot? Check. Acrobatics? Check. Not an idiot? Check. Not an anorexic Angelina wraith? Check. She actually looks like a healthy, naturally beautiful woman. All in all, I'd say I like her. :)
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Posted: Aug 12th 2008 5:19PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
And shes living 10 mins away from me apparently :D Chances are shes not home at the mo tho :(
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Posted: Aug 12th 2008 5:38PM (Unverified) said
Maverick, you are such a mofo.You've just ruined all our nerd-dreams.
Oh, and I still think that the other one was better.Karima somethin', right?
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Oh, and I still think that the other one was better.Karima somethin', right?
Posted: Aug 12th 2008 6:38PM (Unverified) said
That still picture doesn't do her much good. I would give her a double check under hotness... That accent adds a lot =D
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Posted: Aug 12th 2008 9:05PM gatorboi352 said
Saria:
I could have sworn about 3 months ago or something like that, your username posted a comment on some random article saying that your avatar was your girlfriend and her cat. Did said girlfriend take over the Saria the Cat Joystiq account? Thanks for any and all clarification on this matter.
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I could have sworn about 3 months ago or something like that, your username posted a comment on some random article saying that your avatar was your girlfriend and her cat. Did said girlfriend take over the Saria the Cat Joystiq account? Thanks for any and all clarification on this matter.
Posted: Aug 12th 2008 9:12PM Saria the Cat said
@Cody: o_O I can't remember ever posting something like that, but if I did, it must have been a joke. I'm a girl, named Stephanie, and I've had this handle for about 7 years now. And I don't have a girlfriend. My avatar is a smaller version of my Facebook profile picture of me. The only other time I've seen a Saria the Cat was when a Deviant Art user posted up some furry pictures and named his furry "Saria the Cat," and I was a douche and asked him to rename the character because it freaked me out.
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Posted: Aug 12th 2008 6:11PM (Unverified) said
No he probably likes men but he can appreciate the beauty in a nice set of teeth.
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Posted: Aug 12th 2008 8:14PM Korova Pamplona said
I had a friend whose line was "You have the prettiest white part of the eye I have ever seen." Or maybe he stole it from someone. I think that beats the pretty teeth complement by a mile.
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Posted: Aug 12th 2008 5:09PM (Unverified) said
I am not attracted to women with attitudes, too cliche and obvious for my tastes, however if/when the opportunity arrives I will gently squeeze her breasts until she felt uncomfortable.
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Posted: Aug 12th 2008 5:11PM (Unverified) said
Something tells me it isn't going to take very long...
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Posted: Aug 12th 2008 5:17PM (Unverified) said
Yes i would stop, i am a man of honor and believe when a woman feels uncomfortable around me, it is time to stop. I have had too many restraining orders and court cases in my life to know when to say when. I respect her and her well developed breasts, thus i shall enjoy them with moderation.
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Posted: Aug 12th 2008 5:24PM (Unverified) said
pistol whipping? you are correct, i will get hurt badly.. as much as i respect women and their breasts i also enjoy beat downs laid upon me along with some rope and a little whip cream on top, i do not want cherries however.. the cherry juice creates stains on any remaining clothing i have on.
I will likely make sure all fabric is removed in order to enjoy the cherry on top, it wouldn't be complete without one.
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I will likely make sure all fabric is removed in order to enjoy the cherry on top, it wouldn't be complete without one.
Posted: Aug 12th 2008 5:30PM samfish said
Don't be a pussy about it, though, shrapnel. If you're going to have bondage sex with her and use a cherry, she has to make sure it stays on you by inserting the cherry stem into your urethra.
You wouldn't be able to call yourself a sniveling he-bitch, if you don't.
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You wouldn't be able to call yourself a sniveling he-bitch, if you don't.
Posted: Aug 12th 2008 5:32PM Saria the Cat said
Well, you're making ME uncomfortable, is that's any consolation. :P
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Posted: Aug 12th 2008 5:11PM (Unverified) said
I'd ask her to show me those......guns she carrying
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Posted: Aug 12th 2008 5:20PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
Yeah, just be careful she doesnt shoot you with them
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Posted: Aug 12th 2008 5:16PM (Unverified) said
There are only a few "tricks" I want this bitch to do, and its got nothing to do with flips or posing like an attention whore.
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Posted: Aug 12th 2008 9:46PM (Unverified) said
they're called illusions, michael. tricks are what whores do for money.
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Posted: Aug 12th 2008 11:35PM Saria the Cat said
@colin: +1 for Arrested Development reference! YES! Gob is the best.
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 4:54PM (Unverified) said
i cry every day when i wake up knowing that there will never be another episode made.
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Posted: Aug 12th 2008 5:21PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
I wonder how many guys have already taken her down the pub for a good ol pint of guiness :)
Croydon girls rock :D
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Croydon girls rock :D
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