Today in Joystiq: August 12, 2008
by Ross Miller 
{ Aug 12th 2008 at 11:59PM }
Joystiquery
The best of WoW Insider: August 5-12, 2008
A brief history of Treasure's shooters
Joystiq goes to Maddenpalooza
Metareview - Madden NFL 09 (Xbox 360, PS3)
Season Update: What's new in Madden 09
News
Age of Conan 'Game Master' axed after grinding exploit
Pirates vs. Ninjas Dodgeball on XBLA starting Sept. 3
Sega pleased by 'substantial' iPhone Super Monkey Ball sales
Next Warhawk update is good news for newbs
'Militant atheists' up in arms over Spore's sim-religion
What They Play: Parents more worried about games than alcohol, porn
See Jake Gyllenhaal as Prince of Persia
Street Fighter Alpha finally hitting PSN on Thursday
Blizzard's Bob Colayco explains why Starcraft II took so long
Yu Suzuki no longer a Sega employee [update: yeah he is!]
See (hear?) Bangai-O Spirits' sound loading in action
Bond fans have different perspectives on different perspectives
OXM finds Xbox 360 games that have flatlined online
Braid: tearing up Metacritic; one of the top XBLA launches
Edge proclaims Halo 3 most innovative game of 2007, 2008
EA reveals Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure for DS
Lionhead explains how to get Pub Games gold into Fable 2
Variety judge disagrees with majority of E3 award winners, loves public drunkenness
Daily Mail has jolly ol' hysterical freakout over Wii's MadWorld
'Bulk' of BlizzCon tickets sold out, remainder go on sale at 11pm ET tonight
New Lara Croft model shows she speaks, does tricks
IGN shows off three Mega Man 9 bosses
Batman: Arkham Asylum revealed by Game Informer
Jonathan Blow: Microsoft made Braid demo shorter
Shockingly, Blizzard has 'plans beyond' Diablo III
Jaffe previews next Eat Sleep Play game
Rumors & Speculation
Bungie acceptance video teases new Halo goodies
Rumor: Dark Knight to prowl GTA-style city
Rumor: NCsoft to shutter Austin studio, reassign Tabula Rasa to Guild Wars dev
Rumor: NVIDIA's defective GPU woes worsen
Culture & Community
Print me: New Madden NFL 09 cover (except Xbox, Wii, and DS ...)
The '$10,000' Madden PSP Entertainment Pack
Olympic gold medalist trained with Wii
Thumbs up to hilarious new Metal Gear commercial
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Wiinterfang @ Aug 13th 2008 12:12AM
Pedobear approves.
Jhongerkong @ Aug 13th 2008 1:22AM
Why dont you have seat over there...
Nando @ Aug 13th 2008 1:01AM
I would hough it
Nando @ Aug 13th 2008 1:04AM
hug it, I mean.
Damn spell checker!
Ihavepants @ Aug 13th 2008 2:07AM
What the hell has that got to do with spell checker? You just mashed the keyboard hoping the right word would come out.
It didn't.
Wiinterfang @ Aug 13th 2008 10:20AM
hough? is that what kids are calling it this day? what happen to the old times when it was call Bangolator.
Shaq-Fu @ Aug 13th 2008 1:02AM
That girl is probably older than half of the Chinese Olympic gymnastics team
Yeah, I went there
NukeAssault @ Aug 13th 2008 1:11AM
*high fives*
Badger_badger_badger @ Aug 14th 2008 12:59AM
Haha wow, I've been making that joke all day (irl).
BPM [MSN: BPMdotEXE @ hotmail.com] @ Aug 13th 2008 1:04AM
I figured a life-size Sackboy would be much smaller than humans...
Hey, what IS the scale for LBP?
Still, cool pic. :D
Wiinterfang @ Aug 13th 2008 1:06AM
Hey kids!! do you like me? do you like fun and cookies? do you like videogames? then lets go to my van yay!!!!
Saria the Cat @ Aug 13th 2008 1:14AM
Would be super cute if it wasn't big enough to crush and strangle me in my sleep. ...Just sayin'.
samfish @ Aug 13th 2008 1:28AM
Oh God it's like a Golgothan Frankenstein monster with a zipper!
Jink @ Aug 13th 2008 1:40AM
Hi, my name is Jink and I've been banned for being a hatemonger. Ouch, that banhammer hurts.
Wiinterfang @ Aug 13th 2008 1:47AM
:(
Saria the Cat @ Aug 13th 2008 2:36AM
If this was an attempt at humor, you sir have failed and just made me really uncomfortable. There's nothing funny about raping little girls. :(
Shaq-Fu @ Aug 13th 2008 3:28AM
My grandma in Wales had a saying for this kind of thing:
fedda 'ch bagla at annwfn , 'ch 'n adwythig bastard
Which, roughly translated, means:
Enjoy your trip to hell, you sick bastard
fred @ Aug 13th 2008 11:41AM
Your grandma sounds like a servant of cthulhu!
CTHULHU FHTAGN!
j.howlett @ Aug 13th 2008 2:12AM
the zipper in front is for the stuffing, and hopefully keep power ups
Josh @ Aug 13th 2008 2:12AM
Why the fuck does pedophilia always come up when the Internet sees a picture of a little kid? Damn Internet people, fuck you.
dwhite @ Aug 13th 2008 11:07AM
Because more people could recognize Chris Hansen than the president. ( or the current wannabees )
ZENegade @ Aug 13th 2008 3:04AM
That picture reminds me of Bioshock (yay PS3 port!).
On that note:
LittleBigDaddy?
ShadowflareXIII @ Aug 13th 2008 3:41AM
Poor guy...
It has got to be hot in that thing...
Dominic Martin @ Aug 13th 2008 4:15AM
Looking forward to this game, I played it at an event. It is SO fun!
dwhite @ Aug 13th 2008 11:10AM
... and help yourself to some cookies and I just made tea.
ill trooper @ Aug 13th 2008 2:19PM
So cool how she's throwing the peace sign right next to her face, very Japanese photo-op style!
drun @ Aug 13th 2008 9:19PM
cartoon version of Big Daddy and Little Sister.