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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 5:45PM Obienator said

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I never played the original, but the demo was actually pretty fun, and the price is right.

I do agree, online co-op would have made the game perfect. Still, no regrets here.

Oh and Joystiq, never EVER show Cher clips again? Thanks!

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 8:31PM (Unverified) said

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The sad part is, once I saw that pic i remembered that Cher video also. Well on her behalf she did make a kid in middle school happy. I think it was middle school at least.
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 8:33PM (Unverified) said

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If I could turn back time
If I could find a way I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay

I don't know why I did the things I did I don't know why I said the things I said
Pride's like a knife it can cut deep inside
Words are like weapons they wound sometimes.

I didn't really mean to hurt you I didn't wanna see you go I know I made you cry, but baby

[Chorus:]
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that hurt you
And you'd stay
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do

If I could turn back time

My world was shattered I was torn apart
Like someone took a knife and drove it deep in my heart
You walked out that door I swore that I didn't care
But I lost everything darling then and there

Too strong to tell you I was sorry
Too proud to tell you I was wrong
I know that I was blind, and ooh...

[Chorus]

Ooohh

If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time
ooh baby

I didn't really mean to hurt you
I didn't want to see you go
I know I made you cry
Ooohh

[Chorus #2]
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that hurt you
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do
btw


If I could turn back time (turn back time)
If I could find a way (find a way)
Then baby, maybe, maybe
You'd stay

[to fade]
Reach the stars
If I could reach the stars
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 5:46PM (Unverified) said

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what the hell capcom, you should bring this to the wii for fucks sake

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 5:48PM Mr Khan said

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As much as i defend Nintendo, Bionic Commando not being there is their fault. They denied Capcom the right to do a VC port, and would probably deny them this as well
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 5:47PM Dr Stabbingworth said

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I just finished playing the demo and found it underwhelming (for $10 at least). I'll just stick with the original since I still have the cart.

This game reminds me of my main complaint against download only games. For the most part, they never drop in price. While games like Mass Effect, Halo 3, DMC4, etc., can be found for $20, most of these games stay at their original price. I would probably buy several XBLA games if MS would just drop the price when they got old.

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 11:11PM SoCoolCurt said

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sometimes they have sales and stuff (on the PSN at least) i agree that it doesnt happen often enough but it does happen on occasion. like i bought PixelJunk Monsters for $5 the other day. i also bought Eden and 1942 though, so Monsters hasnt gotten much action yet lol.
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 5:47PM Professor Lario said

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Lack of online co-op is very disappointing. Most likely not a purchase based on this. Due to limited gaming time, I focus on games I can play with friends - many of whom do not live nearby.

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 5:53PM arrrgh said

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truth!

wtf is up with this and geom wars 2 dropping the ball and tripping all over that shit by SOMEHOW missing online co-op. This is the online console generation. So wtf is the excuse?@?!?
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 9:35PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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Online co-op is fucking overrated and shouldn't be the reason why you're willing to drop money on games.
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 5:49PM Assmar said

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What the flunk! Didn't they just put out 1942 which has (wait for it) full online co-op!?!?!? Same company!

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 7:46PM Haggard said

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Different development teams.
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 5:49PM Zertoss said

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"Despite being on Xbox LIVE, Bionic Commando Rearmed's cooperative and multiplayer modes are both offline-only"

It's funny, one of my biggest complaints about a lot of games lately is the complete lack of any kind of offline multiplayer. Why in the world can't we have both?

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 8:10PM Saria the Cat said

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Yeah, I for one don't play with people online much so I'd rather have offline multiplayer, which a lot newfangled fancy next-gen games have been lacking recently.
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 5:50PM Mr Khan said

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lol

The complaints about this game show how much reviewers have gotten used to difficult games that hold your hand most of the way through

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 5:56PM czechm8 said

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Precisely. +1
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Posted: Aug 14th 2008 10:12AM Deuce said

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Amen to that. Modern reviewers need to man up and learn to play some games that demand more skill than "press X to win."
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 5:52PM arrrgh said

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lol @ OXM's lack of skill leading to a lower score. What a bunch of chumps

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 5:59PM Obienator said

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OXM has always been a joke. I haven't bought an issue since I was able to download demo's over live.
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 7:50PM Haggard said

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I would always be wary of an official source of reviews and opinion for a platform. Whilst an unofficial (or a PC gaming) magazine aims to have opinions worthy of your money, an official playstation, xbox or nintendo magazine exists because the higher authority wants you to buy its games.

Sure, the crappy games get low scores to make it look unbiased, but Halo 3 was never going to get anything less than 10/10 from OXM, was it?
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 5:53PM (Unverified) said

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I think "Bionic CommanDON'T" is most appropriate.

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 5:59PM (Unverified) said

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Chlorophyll? More Like Borophyll!
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:18PM (Unverified) said

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Bionic Commandouche!
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 5:54PM czechm8 said

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I didn't buy this game for multiplayer. It's a remake of a PRE-NETWORK ERA game for chrissakes, what are you complaining about? The best things about this game are the visuals and the soundtrack. If you loved the Original Bionic Commando, with all its precision platformer frustrations, then you'll love the ReArmed version. Sorry 80s babies. You don't know what you missed out on. There's always a chance for Pokemon Re-Armed.

(did they nerf the arm? i remember being able to stun soldiers with it. am i wrong?)

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:01PM teamsammalone said

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80s babies? I was born in '81 and played plenty of this game.
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 7:21PM silverwolf761 said

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'85 baby here. Played, beat and loved the original
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Posted: Aug 14th 2008 10:40AM (Unverified) said

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I think you meant '90s babies. You must be getting delusional in your old age.
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 5:55PM arrrgh said

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ok as gamers let me ask

HOW BIG OF A FUCKING DUMPTRUCK TO WE HAVE TO BEAT DEVS TO DEATH WITH

before they realize how fucking important online co-op is. People will buy games on that fact alone!!! Devs just dont have a clue

eg geomwars2, this, and gears2.

resistance 2 gets it right with 8plyr co-op. It's not rocket science, it just takes a little bit of time and effort. Stop short changing us, devs. This is teh whole fucking point of this generation.

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:08PM (Unverified) said

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In their defense, I think it takes more than a little time and effort to get online co-op up and running.
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:20PM arrrgh said

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it's a matter of priority. And if it's low on their list. They won't care.

There is no excuse for missing out on a feature like that. If you plan to have it in the game. You hire staff who are capable of producing such results. Is it easy to make a game period? No it takes time and effort. If the devs make it a point to include online co op (as many games have) then it will be there. If it is deemed to be a "frills feature" or an "if we have time" kind of thing, then it will ALWAYS be the first thing cut. Deadlines ALWAYS approach too fast for comfort, and online co op is generally the first feature you see axed as a game approaches completion.

Can you imagine a game like left4dead without online co op? "oh we were going to do that, but it took too much time and effort"

Is that any different? no, they just knew that online co op would be a main feature.



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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 7:49PM Obienator said

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Gears 2 has online co-op, so why are you bitching about it?
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:08PM AirIntake said

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Wow, lots of whining about online modes. I used to cry like that all the time when playing Bionic Commando in 1988, but then I remembered that online hadn't been invented yet. Yes, online would be great, but in a retro game like this it can hardly be considered a deal breaker. Plus, it does have offline co-op, so you can always play with your real friends, should you have any still kicking around.

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:09PM Altairio said

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LOL @ image...

...should have sent a poet...

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:09PM Cyro 117 said

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I just played the demo and all I can say is that, "THE CONTROLS SUCK!" Period. Its the most frustrating thing ever. Its pretty and all and looks cool, but the controls just dont work. Not a purchase for me at all. Will wait for Dishwasher.

Oh well, at least I am very happy about my Braid purchase. :)

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:10PM FernandoRocker said

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What do you mean with the controls doesn't work? It plays exactly like the NES version...

Very good remake by the way.
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:13PM PezHead said

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Played the demo today and the controls don't suck. Sure it actually takes some skill to maneuver around with the arm, but it responds pretty well. Any control problems can be traced back to user error.
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:17PM Cyro 117 said

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Well. I would've wished they actually changed the controls for the better. I mean its pointless hard to do anything in the game.

I know some people will love this game, but I am quite sure I would not enjoy this game. I would just get very frustrated and throw the control to a wall.
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:22PM Obienator said

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Whats wrong? Miss your jump button? ;)
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 8:06PM Saria the Cat said

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I also didn't find the original controls intuitive but luckily there are many other control options under "Help and Options." I found option C to work best for me.
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Posted: Aug 14th 2008 12:28PM Deuce said

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Poor baby. It sure must suck to... well, suck.
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:10PM SeanR said

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LMAO I forgot today was Wednesday, must go try this out... I had the original too.. never got to far though :(

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:13PM Cyro 117 said

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I just played the demo and all I can say is that, "THE CONTROLS SUCK!" Period. Its the most frustrating thing ever. Its pretty and all and looks cool, but the controls just dont work. Not a purchase for me at all. Will wait for Dishwasher.

Oh well, at least I am very happy about my Braid purchase. :)

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:15PM Cyro 117 said

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double post. :/
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:18PM (Unverified) said

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Diagnosis: Problem exists between chair and controller.
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:44PM arrrgh said

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trundlebottom wins this round
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Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:16PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, Echochrome sure was original.

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:17PM (Unverified) said

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Why am I reminded of this comic?

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/6/11/

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:27PM Jacksons said

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@WhoMe

Haha, nice.

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:43PM bmiller said

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Maybe Braid has spoiled me a tad, but I find it a bit underwhelming for $10. (Coming from someone who has no problem with dropping the shocking $15 for an arcade game.)

The lack of online co-op isn't as disappointing as when it wasn't in GW2, but combined with the length it's gonna cause me to pass this one up.

Also, does anyone else feel that a control type with grapple mapped to the right thumbstick would be much easier/fun to get around?

Posted: Aug 13th 2008 6:43PM Metal Gear said

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How about BuyNotIt CommandNo. Swinging controls are stupid and there is no way to change them. Please don't buy this. Did anyone read the text in the trial, freaking a-holes know that people are going to buy this damn game.

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