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Posted: Aug 19th 2008 1:53PM (Unverified) said

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This is why I hates the internet sometimes.

It used to be that gamers decided what was good and what was bad, not some "game journalist" who gets paid for reviews.

Reviews are nothing but opinions, opinions that are paid for. I don't need 1up, EGM, Gamespot or anyone else to tell me what a game deserves. I can think for myself, and I've been gaming long enough to know my likes and dislikes. The only opinions I trust are those of my friends who are gamers and know what they are talking about.

Keep in mind that these are the same reviewers who gave GTAIV infinate praise and 10's across the board. Hell, 1up had the nerve to give Gears a 10.

You call that honest?

Those games, while good, great even are not 10's IMO. I especially dislike 1up, they have to be the most pretentious reviewers around. It's sad really that we've gotten to a point in the gaming culture that a stupid number or a letter can decide what you should by, most people don't even read the reviews, they check the score, hop online and start the hating.

Pathetic.

If were ever going to mature as a collective gaming culture, reviews need to disappear, at the very least the whole scoring system needs to go. I can respect a well written review, regardless if the author likes the game in question, but this whole grading thing has to stop. How many times have you liked or hated a game that was scorned or praised?

In the end, i'm buying Too Human. I liked the demo and the story and the way it's presented is interesting to me. I don't need some clown to tell me what to to think, and I certainly don't need a bunch of assholes who haven't even played the finished product to give me their opinion. Most of you haters just want to hate, to give Dyack shit, deservedly or not, and some of you are even trying to make this a PS3 vs. 360 issue.

Lame.

I play games for games, I've bought pretty much everything thats hit our shores over the last 20 years, I have the experience and knowledge of gaming to judge for myself. Admittedly, I am a HUGE 360 guy and spend all my gaming on that machine. I'll buy a PS3 when there are games available that I want, right now isn't the time. Be that as it may, i'm not a hater, im a gamer, so it isn't an issue of the consoles themselves so put that shit to sleep.

In conclussion, I'd just like to ask that people play the game first and comment second. It isn't fair that some of you are jumping on the Too Human is garbage bandwagon and you haven't played the final copy of the game, grow up. Think for yourselves, don't let some magazine or website make your gaming decisions for you, are you that weak minded or just that lazy? Consider the fact that millions of dollars are lost or made based upon some dude that gets payed for his opinion of a game. Trust yourselves and your friends, people that you know if you want to know whats up, stop being a bunch of tools.

Posted: Aug 19th 2008 1:57PM (Unverified) said

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To paraphrase that for the people who didn't want to read it.

"I'm a huge 360 fan and I like Too Human (maybe because I am a 360 fan) but no one else does. Also, reviews are broken because they didn't agree with my opinion. Waaah."
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Posted: Aug 19th 2008 2:27PM Gamer X said

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@ tmacairjordan87

Dude, you're a troll. Your comments make no sense and are are just flamebait! I agree with wages of sin. I would hope most logical consumers can think for themselves. Writing a dumbass comment like yours with no rhyme or reason just shows a lack of maturity or even a valid debate. Your comments sir are a waste of everyone's time!
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Posted: Aug 19th 2008 2:32PM Vcize said

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You lost me when you hated on Gears :(.

Ignore Tmac though. He's in a particularly pissy mood today. I believe Dennis took shat in his corn flakes.
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Posted: Aug 19th 2008 2:42PM Vcize said

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Errr, "that" should not be in there. I swear I'm not retarded.
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Posted: Aug 19th 2008 2:43PM Vcize said

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Ok, I am retarded. "Took" should not be in there. Damn comment system, I couldn't even see my original post yet when I replied to it so I didn't remember which word I put in on accident at the time.

Can I pay someone on Joystiq like $100 for an edit button that only I can use?
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Posted: Aug 20th 2008 12:41AM Clinton O said

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that has to be the biggest paragraph i have ever seen anyone write about anything in the world ever
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Posted: Aug 19th 2008 2:07PM (Unverified) said

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@ tmac,

Seriously dude, grow the fuck up.

This is the perfect example of what i'm talking about, a perfect specimen of a tool. You either didn't read what I said or your an idiot, take your pick. Either way add yourself to the category of those who don't (or can't) read.

I don't know if Too Human is good or bad, you know why? because just like most of you I haven't played the final copy, therefore, i'll reserve my judgement for when I do. I enjoyed the demo and having been tracking this game so it has my interest.

As far as being a "360 fanboy" yeah I am, i'm also a PS3 fanboy, Wii, DS, PSP fanboy becuase i'm a gamer you jackass, I play games for the games, not for a corporate logo. I happen to prefer the 360, but thats not going to stop me from purchasing a PS3 for games like LBP, Killzone 2, God of War, whatever the ICO team is working on, and a host of other games so get off yourself.

So in honor of your stupidity let me phrase it this way, for those of you who don't like to read ill make it short for you, tmac is idiot. That is all.

Posted: Aug 22nd 2008 2:50AM (Unverified) said

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Alright dude, seriously, you're going a little crazy. I mean, for one, people don't jus plop a number beside a game title and roll away, they give reasons why it had a bad score. TH deserves those numbers in a big way. The camera is a huge piss machine, the stoyline is so rushed and patchy, where it could have been amazing, the cut scenes are horribly choppy, and the armor and loot system is awful. You don't even know how to get the armor sets half the time, they're jus random drops, there are no ultimate weapon/armor quests, and it spans four levels. The demo hit about 80% of level one. All it missed was a few more encounters, and a boss fight. Hell, it never even goes into why the machine thats half organic and drank human blood was important! They drop that original quest all together, like the writers freaking forgot! Also, the thing about you being a major gamer and spending all your time in front of your machine jus makes you seem like an addict. Like you'll buy anything regardless of what another person says, because you have no desire to live outside of your gaming world. Not trying to be mean, that's just the vibe that people get from comments like that. Trust me.
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Posted: Aug 19th 2008 3:54PM (Unverified) said

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the funny thing is that Microsoft studios made (published) this game....haha.

Posted: Aug 19th 2008 6:10PM Supermanisdead said

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you know whats also funny?
sony made (published) lair...


hahaha, hilarious amirite?
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Posted: Aug 19th 2008 9:36PM (Unverified) said

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Amazing, i say one thing and 360 fanboys come to fix what they think is wrong. hahaha, microsoft sucks at making games
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Posted: Aug 20th 2008 12:22PM Vegnagun said

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You know what's even more funny? When dumb ass trolls like yourself get to experience a taste of their own medicine.
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Posted: Aug 22nd 2008 2:58AM (Unverified) said

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Yea, lets get this outta the way. Sony is a good company, they make some good games. Microsoft also makes some damn good games. Sony right now though, has absolutely nothing to its name(save Metal Gear 4) that the other systems don't also have... Plus its like two hundred bucks more... The blu ray player is nice... Microsoft has a lot of major titles that Sony doesn't. Gears of War, Lost Odyssey, Halo, and several other games that are forth coming exclusive to Xbox. Like Fable 2, The Last Remnant, Prototype, and Infinite Undiscovery. Granted tho, I love RPG's. Although I gotta say, I'm considering getting a PS3 just for Infamous. That game has to be one of the coolest looking games I've ever seen. I'm gonna let my friend get it first, an if its good, I might commit to a PS3. Both companies have their ups an downs.
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Posted: Aug 20th 2008 7:59PM (Unverified) said

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dude i dont even comment on joystiq alot, i just had too cause when i saw the reviews and hhow big this game was supposed to be i had to piss one of you "trolls" off. microsoft is gay and has yet to put out a great game. and you guys are pissed because a game you've been waiting for this game for so fcking long and it sucks ass. and the funny thing about this all is i have a 360 and i was waiting for this game too. and by the way how do you know im a sony guy, is it the tone i use, do i sound older than a nintendo fanboy? lol

Posted: Aug 22nd 2008 9:49AM (Unverified) said

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Actually, Microsoft has Gears of War, Lost Odyssey, and Halo, Halo being the number one selling game of any platform or pc, ever. Periode. You can say that YOU think Microsoft sucks, but that's an opinion, the fact is, you're wrong. It released the number one game franchise of all time. Even if you don't like HAlo, it doesn't matter. Thats a fact. Playstation only has FF7, an PS3 only has Metal Gear Solid 4. Well, Kingdom Hearts was good too...
However... Too Human did indeed suck the big ass. As I said before. Oh, and Xbox sold 46% more consoles overall than the Sony has pending the release of PS3 and Xbox 360. According to merchandising reports from various companies compiled by CNN and stock news quarterly.
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Posted: Aug 22nd 2008 2:50AM (Unverified) said

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No, the game was horrible. I bought it, I played it through in two days, it only takes about eight solid hours to beat, an the storyline was destroyed. It had such potential to do better, and I know its supposed to be a trilogy, but man... 4 levels? Thats it? And the story ends much like Assassin's Creed, which got the worst ending of the year award in Xbox magazine. It gives us this big jaw dropper, and Baldur bursts into arguement about something that happened, which I won't ruin (if you could call it that...) with spoilers, but let's say, There could have been much more done before ending the game right there. This game was, by far, the biggest letdown of any game I've played. They MAULED it. Plus, why no potions or something... for god's sake, I can pick up Health Orb cards randomly dropped by my enemies, but I can't buy any or carry some extras around? What the hell man?

Posted: Aug 24th 2008 8:01AM (Unverified) said

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Protip: Halo is not even remotely close to the highest selling franchise on any console or PC....
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Posted: Aug 25th 2008 6:18PM AGBear said

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Protip: Saying "Protip" before a comment does not make you look intelligent.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2008 12:24PM (Unverified) said

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Just played the demo for a little over an hour, the only enjoyable thing about the whole thing is simply melee, I have not seen a more HORRIBLE excuse for a targeting system in a shooter to date than in this game. Spent 20 minutes and 5 lives futilely trying to hit the right most arm on a golem to finally kill it and finally said screw it. Great effort, good graphics, lackluster controls making me wonder if anyone even playtested this game back at Silicon Knights.

Posted: Oct 29th 2008 8:59AM (Unverified) said

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Alright, so this is about Too Human, right? Well, I cannot honestly see how anybody with a slight sense of reason can give this game any higher than a 6/10 (which is evidentely equal to a 2/5 for most people...go figure)

The gameplay is unbelievably clunky. The graphics are horrible once you have gone into the game more supplently. The engine couldn't handle the motion that was on the screen, at any given time. The AI wasn't even worth my time, as they were apparently as equally stupid as to whoever gave this game a 5/5. The storyline made me vomit uncontrolably, as did the voice acting. The backline of Norse Mythology was about as logical to the gameplay as a ravinous, rabid Raccoon eating a warm meal with his wife and 22 children as people name a city after them, angering them to an unstanding level as a Nuclear Bomb from the Government wipes out that city....

Overall, this is easily the worst game I have played since....well....maybe ever! Also, compared to HAZE...this game was a piece of junk that wasn't capable of giving me even a moment of fun.

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