New games this week: Too Human edition

It's OVER 9000!!@!, obviously.

I think they included the XBL content they released, so now the pile of crap is a little bigger.

Pff Too human.

Deadliest Catch Alaskan Storm FTW.


(I'll wait for the reviews also that I'm not really going to buy anything new until a few weeks)

Yeah that segment was something else huh. >.<

Poor, poor Dennis.

haha, he hasn't gone back to GAF for so long...

btw, did you hear the latest Full Moon Show? there is an interview with Dyack...

The guy can talk for hours and say absolutely nothing. It's an incredible skill.

My balls are on the table...and I'm calling... 100k sales on day one, and sales not exceeding 1mil this fiscal year.

Dyack's head is already near exploding. I've only seen 1 review so far and it was from the new game informer and they gave it like a 6.75 and a 7 for the second opinion or something very close to that.

Of course, GAF had a field day with it. After playing the demo it really felt like a 6 though and that's too bad cause I was looking forward to it. Either way it looks like the 360 has its Lair.

I loved that segment on 1UP! They should have more heady interviews.

Lars, it wasn't an interview though, it was a rant. Which, when it all comes down to it said "People should be nicer to people online cause people get feelings hurt online."

That wasn't a heady interview, basically it was saying rather than allowing people to SEE what a mass of incoherent and insulting tripe the internet has on offer, we should protect people from this. As if it's OUR social responsibility to be apologetic and completely sensitive to others while online. In general it was supporting the same kind of notion that's essentially creating an entire generation of pussies and THAT'S far more damaging than naughty words or a neogaf title.

Let's put it this way, bacteria is getting much stronger because our society is using a hell of a lot more antibacterial products. We're forcing evolution in the things that CAN kill us and in areas where this concept is foreign, you'll actually find most children and adults have much stronger immune systems than what we find here in the states. Apply this to how schools are teaching athletics nowadays. No one is allowed to win so suddenly children are incapable of losing (thankfully video games online have largely reversed the damage this system is doing to our kids). Same thing online.

Hell, look at me. How many times am I flamed on here or 1/2 starred? Likewise, how many times do I flame others? I get flamed, I think "Well that's a dick thing to say" and move on. Meanwhile, Dyack essentially said the girl who offed herself cause she was trolled on MySpace should BE defended. Fuck that, she's weak and we KNOW she was receiving far harsher words in real life.

In essence, his entire rant was just about how "Dyack was right on the gaf."

I was able to level grind 30 levels in Rachet & Clank: FToD while listening to that bizarre 2-hour rant on 1up.... hehehe time well spent!

Megaman 1 on VC.

Sorry, I can't respond properly right now. Both my feet are jammed into my mouth.

you type with your feet???? cool!

That makes no sense. He can't type with his feet if his feet are in his mouth.

Dammit people, pay attention.

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i dont think sony is hurting for cash either...

The menu system seemed very Mass Effect-y. In a bad way. The demo was fun though, I'll be grabbing this.

What a load of disingenuous bs. You don't care about Too Human at all, you just wanted an excuse to give the list of fanboy anti-360 gripes. That was the most transparent effort yet.

Faar, cry somewhere else.
Dale, agreed.. the menu system seems like something I'd expect from a last gen game.

nonetheless i'm excited for this title and picking it up day one

Didn't it actually start development on the N64?

@ Duke:
Not true! I did in fact enjoy the demo, enough that I would buy the game had it not been for the frustrations created by the 360 system itself by being obnoxiously loud during gameplay. If you can't handle my opinions on the hardware quality of Microsoft's creation, well, that's just too bad. Speaks more about you than it does me. I'm hardly the only person thinking it makes just a bit too much noise. :P

My only real gripe with the game itself is the aforementioned menus, which really should have been streamlined and unified a lot more in both appearance and handling. They're still workable as-is though, it's nothing really fatal or anything.

Oh, and there's a bit too much in the way of cutscenes interrupting the action, but I assume that's just because it's the start of the game and that there'll be a higher buttkicking to exposition ratio further on...

"I do own a 360, but those twin turbine fans just annoy the fsck out of me. Not to mention the howling banshee DVD drive. Besides, evil MS has quite enough money as it is I think, don't want to give them any more..."

That’s you just going through the paces. Like a guy throwing rrod into the discussion on the Wii’s game library. It has no place.

If you have such a problem with the device's hardware, then you would sell it (if you have one). No game disc is going to run better on the 360 than Too Human with reference to your above issues, which is why it’s so disingenuous. Therefore, if it’s such a plague, you could buy no games for it other than XBLA.

You are full of it - the game meant nothing to you, you just wanted to spit that little attack out for us. You were called out on it because it was obvious. Accept it. Your reversal attempt = fail.

"If you can't handle my opinions on the hardware quality of Microsoft's creation, well, that's just too bad. Speaks more about you than it does me."

Actually, what speaks more about you is that you paid for and STLL own a console that you refuse to turn on.

Oh, and somehow managed to play both the demo and GW2 on said console that's too loud to use.

Weak Troll is weak.


(Needs moar rant and angst)

Instead of bitching about something as trivial as fan noise, just go back to playing WOW with the rest of the pc sheep

Fan noise and loud dvd?! Where are you playing this that the noise cant be offset by just turning up the volume. Do you live in a library, or perhaps a monastery and you don't want to bother the other monks. Or perhaps you strap the 360 to your head while your playing to keep yourself warm in the winter.

Im sorry but if "noise" keeps you from playing games you might want to reconsider your lifestyle and pick up a different hobby, like reading or yoga, something without so much noise.

I probably wont be able to hear your reply from all the explosions and gunfire coming from my tv.

Deaftly, you totally read my mind, dude.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/5/5b/Successful_troll2.jpg/180px-Successful_troll2.jpg

Duke,
My comments on the 360 hardware has as much relevance as anything else that can be said about the game. It's a good effort, released on a poorly designed system - which is the reason I won't be buying it. If by some chance they pull an "Overlord" on this title, then yeah I'm a potential customer. I'm not going to say sorry that you don't like that I don't prefer my 360 over my PS3, you strike me as a smallminded and belligerent fanboy type person, so...shoo.

You're a twit. I have all three systems moron and my comments were hardly the fanboy type here.

As the folks who have responded, or voted on your posts, have shown, you are full of crap and got nailed. Trolls are desperate. So call me whatever you want - you still were put in your place. Jackass.

Faar, want to buy my Wii? That thing is whisper quiet. Mainly whisper quiet because I never use the thing.

I will trade you it for your 360. I have RE4 on it and have an extra wiimote and nunchuck. What games would you be giving me with your 360?

I already own a 360, but I could use another one to get my friends hooked on it so they have to buy their own.

Can't wait for Duke Nukem Forever!

You do realize the Too Human we see today has only been in development for a few years.

The Too Human concept has been on the whiteboard for 10 years with half a dozen prototypes and probably went threw every genre gaming has to offer.

@B: If that's the case, I'd love to have seen the rhythm game iteration.

Too Human Hero FTW!

If my girlfriend thought that I was cheating on her because I had a video game called Quest for Booty, I probably would cheat on her.

If you play a game called Quest for Booty you probably don't have a girlfriend to worry about.

;-)