Fanswag Weekly: Bionic Commando Rearmed [update]

[Update: This giveaway is now closed and the winners have been notified via email. Check your spam boxes, kids!]

You know what? Bionic Commando Rearmed is just swell. It's a great game and it deserves a good home. With just a simple comment donation, it could be part of your home. What we're trying to say here is that we've got five (count 'em, five) download codes for Bionic Commando Rearmed to giveaway. What do you have to do to snag one for your very own? Simple, just follow these instructions:

The key feature in Bionic Commando Rearmed is, obviously, the bionic claw. Leave a comment on this post telling us what you would do if you had your own bionic claw.
Only one comment can be left per calendar day eastern time. Posters of multiple comments during the same calendar day will be disqualified. We'll accept entries until 12:00PM Noon eastern time, Friday, August 22, 2008. You must be at least 18 years old to enter. This giveaway is open only to residents of the U.S. and Canada (excluding Quebec).
On Friday, we'll pick five winners via a random drawing.
Five winners will receive an Xbox Live redemption code to download Bionic Commando Rearmed, worth $10 each.
Complete giveaway rules can be found here

Reader Comments (882)

I would get a root beer

Id finally have a match for my bionic penis

I would use the claw to reach those damn puzzle pieces I can't get to in Braid.

I hear that if you use your bionic arm it feels like someone else's bionic arm is touching it...

I would use a bionic arm to grab doughnuts all day long.........

never leave the couch again...

I would drag myself to the nearest gym

TO TEACH MYSELF HOW TO JUMP!!!

I would finally dunk a basketball! (then drink a delicious root beer)

Claw things.

I would finally be able to get my girlfriend's cat out of the tree. And then crush it.

steal children

Well that is pretty original but I would grab a root BEER. Here's to you X3F! ;)

I would join the circus and make millions!!!!!!!!!

Become the new Ladd.

I would swing from things, shouting like Tarzan.

Grab barrels and throw them at plumbers.

i'd crush PS3 Fanboys with claw!

i would use the arm to pick up the next game i wanna play because i'm lazy :)

if i had a bionic claw I would map the use of it to the "y" button so that i could jump too.

I would learn to play Bionic Commando with my claw hand.

Grab my wife's butt from a distance.

I would give out a lot of High Fives

If I had a bionic arm the first thing I would do is use it to punch my boss for putting x3f on the blocked site at my job. Then I would use it to get stuff so I wouldn't have to get off the couch. Thanks guys.