Fanswag Weekly: Bionic Commando Rearmed [update]

[Update: This giveaway is now closed and the winners have been notified via email. Check your spam boxes, kids!]

You know what? Bionic Commando Rearmed is just swell. It's a great game and it deserves a good home. With just a simple comment donation, it could be part of your home. What we're trying to say here is that we've got five (count 'em, five) download codes for Bionic Commando Rearmed to giveaway. What do you have to do to snag one for your very own? Simple, just follow these instructions:

The key feature in Bionic Commando Rearmed is, obviously, the bionic claw. Leave a comment on this post telling us what you would do if you had your own bionic claw.
Only one comment can be left per calendar day eastern time. Posters of multiple comments during the same calendar day will be disqualified. We'll accept entries until 12:00PM Noon eastern time, Friday, August 22, 2008. You must be at least 18 years old to enter. This giveaway is open only to residents of the U.S. and Canada (excluding Quebec).
On Friday, we'll pick five winners via a random drawing.
Five winners will receive an Xbox Live redemption code to download Bionic Commando Rearmed, worth $10 each.
Complete giveaway rules can be found here

Reader Comments (882)

i'd become the ultimate urban explorer

grab my tv remote

i would snatch up a copy of this game. give it here!

I would be a really good pick pocket

Bionic bitch-slap

um... yeah :)

D'oh! Forgot I entered this and bought it this morning, oh well. Now I would use my bionic arm to move my mouse over the forward button and send the code on to a friend.

Hang around all day.

I'd probably usurp Shia Lebouf as the next Indiana Jones. You know the Bionic Claw would totally own Indiana's whip.

Root Beer?

i'd wrangle this massive booger out of my nose

If I had a claw hand I'd use it to grab ass from lengthy distances.

I'd goto sleep....and think why the hell do I have this thing, when i can just buy a gun or a sword........and now can't play my 360 anymore....

I would use my bionic claw while shopping to make things faster. So what if the employees don't like a claw flying around the store? What are they going to do, stop me? I'd have a bionic claw.

I'd use it to "reach out and touch someone".

I would use my Bionic Arm to clothesline every customer that buys that crappy Electronic Arts Madden '09. Then stand over them and say "How's that for realism!"

Open a beer

Change the car tire

I would join the Olympics in the Gymnastics Ring Event, but I would only use one ring and win GOLD. Or Shot put, Javelin or Hammer throw, any of those one natural bionic arm events.

If I had a bionic claw, I would use it to make everyday tasks simple: changing a flat tire, taking out the trash, changing the channel when the remote is lost, switching the ceiling clan, apprehend purse snatchers ... stuff like that :)

i would use my bionic hand to shave the hard to reach spots on my back.

Learning to do two things at once, but 10 feet apart.

What about a bionic arm... talk about giving yourself a stranger! w00t.

I'd swing to work.

I would go fishing and just grab fish right out of the water. I would be a 1337 bionic fisherman.

I'd finally be able to scratch all those hard to reach places!

I would use it to swap discs so I wouldn't have to get up.

last post!

i would do my gf with it

How bout using it for a brain scratcher?

...and I'll form the head! Wait, that's Voltron.

Oh, what wouldn't I do with a bionic claw? Hang off buildings for cool photos, fetch beer from across the room, goose bums from across the room, slam dunk for the first time ever. The possibilities are endless!

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Fanswag Weekly: Bionic Commando Rearmed [update]

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