Fanswag Weekly: Bionic Commando Rearmed [update]

[Update: This giveaway is now closed and the winners have been notified via email. Check your spam boxes, kids!]

You know what? Bionic Commando Rearmed is just swell. It's a great game and it deserves a good home. With just a simple comment donation, it could be part of your home. What we're trying to say here is that we've got five (count 'em, five) download codes for Bionic Commando Rearmed to giveaway. What do you have to do to snag one for your very own? Simple, just follow these instructions:

The key feature in Bionic Commando Rearmed is, obviously, the bionic claw. Leave a comment on this post telling us what you would do if you had your own bionic claw.
Only one comment can be left per calendar day eastern time. Posters of multiple comments during the same calendar day will be disqualified. We'll accept entries until 12:00PM Noon eastern time, Friday, August 22, 2008. You must be at least 18 years old to enter. This giveaway is open only to residents of the U.S. and Canada (excluding Quebec).
On Friday, we'll pick five winners via a random drawing.
Five winners will receive an Xbox Live redemption code to download Bionic Commando Rearmed, worth $10 each.
Complete giveaway rules can be found here

Reader Comments (882)

if i had a bionic arm, i would swing my ass to work. that way, i could pocket more cash for fun stuff.

I'd finally be able to reach that one itchy spot on my back. mmmmmMMm..

Not Masturbate!

I would.... Grab a game take the disc out... open the disc drive with da controller... place disc in the Xbox. mmmeow!

I would quit school so i could hone my swing skills.

Grab a beer from the fridge 20 feet away.

I would use my claw to drag myself out of bed in the morning.

I would play terrorist hunt, in real life!

Use it to fight for truth, justice and the American way... and probably to grab an occasional beer.

I'd launch the claw through the computer and drag Jessica Alba to my end. =)

I would use it to make money by doing amazing stunts. Or just use it to be lazy and not use my legs

Trade it in for Robot Devil's hands.

I would use the claw to grab a ps3 and smash it!

Pick apples from the top of the tree.

I'd grab drinks from fridge without getting up off couch.

definitely learn to jump first, then I can decide what else to do

Grab a $5 footlong.

I use my Bionic arm Too rule the world!
Muhuhahahahahahaha

never have to pay for gas again cuz i would swing everywhere

I would save gas money and swing to work if I had a bionic arm

Have to learn to be extra careful going to the bathroom.

If i had a bionic claw i would swing my way to sweden and hunt down Mike Patton and tell him to reunite with Faith No More and to stop doing video game voiceovers(even though i luv his voice)

Well, the first thing I'd do is NSFW.

Next, I'd skitch on a Ferrari and then do a super-slingshot. Zoom Zoom indeed!

Yeah... playing Bionic Commando with the claw seems like a good idea.

I could sit on my couch and reach my fridge to get a fresh Mt. Dew anytime without having to get up!

I would use it to swap out my discs when I'm sitting and get an occasional drink

I would never ask someone to pass the salt ever again.

Pick my bionic nose?

um, Bionic Ass Scratching...

Play Spider-man, of course.

I sure as heck *wouldn't* be sitting here reading video game blogs. Does that count?

creepy foreplay?

... need i say more...

Grab stuff from my fridge from my sofa.

would try to travel thru the US. Would be longer then a regular road trip lol.

i would pull off a girls top in the beach

I'd fondle my wife from across the room, mwahahaha.

You know that one spot on your back you just can't quite reach to itch? yeah.....

Become a wide receiver in the NFL...duh

I would open a Mountain Dew.

I'd use it to clean the mountain of dust off my Wii

I would stop, collaborate, and listen.

I would grab a Dew and play my 360 all day

I would pick my nose.

I would grow dreadlocks and star in my own Xbox 360 game! Coming this fall!!

I'd make comments on fanswag posts.

I would be the greatest wide receiver evar!

I probably wouldn't do much with it; I'm pretty lazy. I'd probably just learn to use a computer mouse with it.

I would swing my self to school.

Tentacle Porn.

I would swing through the trees with the greatest of ease...

No, wait, I wouldn't do it with ease, I would probably end up slamming into every tree I could find.

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