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Posted: Aug 21st 2008 9:07PM (Unverified) said

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Keep the coffins coming and we won't sue you, Microsoft. We will just keep on recycling this garbage you sold us, and acting like it doesn't bother us. The idiots that we are.
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Posted: Aug 21st 2008 9:28PM (Unverified) said

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We will continue to act like it doesn't bother us! We MUST continue to act like it doesn't bother us! Don't break the code. We must not appear weak! We can no longer act like the PS3 doesn't have games we want to play Or that they are now getting our best exclusives! We must continue to act like it doesn't bother us! We must continue to act like XBL is the best pay to play game service ever! We are doing the right thing! We must stay the course! Freedom isn't free! They must not break our resolve! We will be seen as liberators! oops...wrong speech.(Sob)
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Posted: Aug 21st 2008 9:33PM (Unverified) said

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what the hell is wrong with you? Do you even know what you're typing?
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Posted: Aug 21st 2008 9:33PM vidguy said

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Funny, my 360 has been on for three or four hours a day for nine months and hasn't had any problems. And, yes, there are still no PS3 games that interest me.
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Posted: Aug 21st 2008 10:52PM Haggard said

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Every single one of this guy's posts have had something to do with Microsoft issuing coffins for the 360, and on every post about Killzone he's like "haha not coming to 360!"

If you're trying to be some kind of clever satire of playstation fanboys, then you've gone beyond the point where we can tell you're mocking them. You're only giving your console, and console fanboyism in general, a bad name.

Did a red ring kill your wife and child or something?
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Posted: Aug 22nd 2008 7:20AM Ghede said

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My 360 recently busted... When I registered for repair, it wouldn't accept my address. It would auto-correct it to a similar address about a mile north of mine.

I called the support number, but they were having server issues. For two days straight. Then they can't fix the problem either, so I have to enter a friends address.

Then I couldn't print out the shipping label. So I had to change my e-mail address and cancel the repair order and get a new one. Then they never sent me a box. Same solution. Now they haven't sent me a label.

I've given up. If the previous label doesn't work (Which is what the Call-center guy said) I will pay the postage myself.

I'm not going through that shit again. I'm not buying the next Microsoft system.
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Posted: Aug 21st 2008 9:29PM Deprincer said

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this thread sucks
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Posted: Aug 21st 2008 9:29PM BigD145 said

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Anyone that believes fantasy, game or otherwise, is insane. They are mentally unsound. If a few people cause bodily harm to someone "based" on some game, the game is not at fault. If the majority, or even 10-25%, of people that have played a game go out and cause bodily harm, that's a bit different. That's when you need to start looking for hypnotic suggestion, subliminal words, or other illegal content in the game.
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Posted: Aug 21st 2008 9:32PM (Unverified) said

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DS cartridges are delicious i dont know wtf ur talking about
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Posted: Aug 22nd 2008 1:22AM Sora said

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Are you the guy who made this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bPKZG8ug10
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Posted: Aug 21st 2008 9:32PM vidguy said

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It's always amusing to me that people try to pull this out and blame their actions on the evil of the day. Yes, if your 360 catches fire and burns down your house, Microsoft will probably owe you big bucks. But if you strike the match to light the place up, don't blame Microsoft for its game where you might have, one time five years ago, on a lonely night, struck a match to light a house on fire.
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Posted: Aug 21st 2008 11:16PM (Unverified) said

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@ Haggard

Red rings have killed consumer confidence. Coffins are the future. I just think that, at this point, all new 360's should be shipped with complimentary preaddressed coffins in advance of the crappy poorly, designed systems dying. Seriously now, can't you find the convenience in that?
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Posted: Aug 22nd 2008 2:16AM Scratchcard said

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Yes, but does your PS3 play Battletoads?
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Posted: Aug 22nd 2008 1:18AM Keithustus said

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I normally love these columns but in this one, I get lost when he's changing terms between talking about liability, negligence, etc. without the normally clear examples. Time for me to ask my lawyer friends for translation.
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