In an interview with Xbox representative Jason Ing, it was revealed to Joystiq that Duke Nukem 3D, developed by 3D Realms, has passed certification and is expected to release "sometime in September." The Xbox Live Arcade revival, which sports the same minimal graphical enhancements as Doom did on the service, is being published by Microsoft and is an exclusive release for the platform.
Your face. Your ass. What's the difference? What are you waiting for? Christmas? Shit Happens... Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride! I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck! Nobody steals our chicks... and lives! I ain't afraid of no quake! What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater? Die, you son of a bitch! Hmm, don't have time to play with myself. Let god sort 'em out. Damn. Those Alien maggots booby trapped the sub! Looks like it's time for me to go POSTAL! Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark! Get the crap outta here! Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride! My name's Duke Nukem. After some few days of R&R, I'll be ready for some more action! Somebody's gonna freakin pay for screwin up my vacation. [after discovering Luke Skywalker's corpse hanging upside down] Now this is a force to be reckoned with! [after seeing an ID4 spaceship hovering over Duke Burger on a screen] Nobody jacks with our Independence! [after entering a back room in Duke Burger] Nobody messes with my meat!
and my favorite This is K-T-I-T. KTIT. Playing the breast... Uh... The best tunes in town!
Wow, I remember when my dear old grand-pappy used to play this. If I had told them they would re-release the original before a sequel ever came out he would shit a brick into his depends.
Strikes me as one of those games better left in its current place in history. No XBLA release necessary. It use to have a place in my heart, but I imagine it'd only be entertaining for a minute or two.
Now if they could just come out with an XBLA version of Jones in the Fast Lane...
There's really no good way to play Duke3D online today. That is, getting an online game going on PC today is a major pain in the ass at best, and completely broken at worst. Even after getting 4 or 5 people installed w/ the right patches the game is still majorly prone to desyncs and crashes. It really doesn't work.
The new version gives online coop, party systems, replays, "tivo", cam support, leadboards, etc. Its so rich and full featured that its definitely worth the port.
In terms of the game itself, pipeboms and tripmines never get old.
It damned well better. I have fond memories of playing DN3D against my friends after school via direct dial up. We only had a few hours to play because the parents would come home and bitch about us tying up the phone lines. Of course, this was all after having to walk uphill both ways to school while being careful not to get picked off by a passing pterosaur.
"sports the same minimal graphical enhancements as Doom did"
Doom had graphical enhancements? It's pretty disappointing if this is just a straight port, I hope there's *something* that would entice me to buy it, I played it to death twelve years ago. I was sort of looking forward to it, but I don't know if I wanna drop $10 on a lame port.
Exactly, if some guys for free created a high res pack, 3DRealms couldn't do anything? Hell if anything just use what these guys did and throw them some cash.
I played it today at x08. Only for a minute tho. I had some difficulty climbing the first boxed area. Turning felt really slow, but i never checked setting to see if you could tweak it.
I can confirm there is NO splitscreen. Me and my friend wanted to play together but couldnt because of this. There is online and system link co-op however, but your limited to 1 player per system. And I cant remeber right, but I think i saw more then 4 slots in the system link lobby. I think the game supports 16 players.
The Duke is old, it's time to move on, even the new Duke has been in production way too long to hold any anticipation/hype for. *sigh* I gave up when the 3rd person iteration came out, enough of this, i'll just settle for Grand Theft Auto, it's just as demeaning.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
syrik zero @ Aug 21st 2008 3:00PM
Is that a new Author/Blogger?
Mr.ESC @ Aug 21st 2008 3:05PM
First post and it wasn't a Duke Nukem catch phrase?!
/Rage
Time to kick ass and chew bublegum and I'm all out of gum.
philmcphail @ Aug 21st 2008 3:07PM
kinda, hes from xbox360fanboy.com, which is apart of blogsmith/joystiq of course.
syrik zero @ Aug 21st 2008 3:09PM
Oh okay. Well congrats on the first Joystiq post!
Haggard @ Aug 21st 2008 3:18PM
Makes a great podcast on bigdownload.com too :D
Mr.ESC @ Aug 21st 2008 3:03PM
Hail to the King Baby!
syrik zero @ Aug 21st 2008 3:08PM
Haha I'm sorry. I'm Forever out of those puns
Mr.ESC @ Aug 21st 2008 3:10PM
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
syrik zero @ Aug 21st 2008 3:24PM
Hahaha that was great
phreakindee @ Aug 21st 2008 3:10PM
I am psyched for this, haven't played through since 1998...
Let's rock
Tez (PSN: Tezasaurus) @ Aug 21st 2008 3:48PM
I know right? If only there was some way that you could download the game to your computer and play it anytime you want...
pr_master @ Aug 21st 2008 3:12PM
september of what year??? 2020???
pr_master @ Aug 21st 2008 3:14PM
Wow Fail to myself this is Dukes Nukem 3D
not Duke Nukem Forever, lol
deaftly @ Aug 21st 2008 3:13PM
To save everyone some time...
Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?
What are you waiting for? Christmas?
Shit Happens...
Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
I ain't afraid of no quake!
What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?
Die, you son of a bitch!
Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
Let god sort 'em out.
Damn. Those Alien maggots booby trapped the sub!
Looks like it's time for me to go POSTAL!
Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!
Get the crap outta here!
Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!
My name's Duke Nukem. After some few days of R&R, I'll be ready for some more action!
Somebody's gonna freakin pay for screwin up my vacation.
[after discovering Luke Skywalker's corpse hanging upside down] Now this is a force to be reckoned with!
[after seeing an ID4 spaceship hovering over Duke Burger on a screen] Nobody jacks with our Independence!
[after entering a back room in Duke Burger] Nobody messes with my meat!
and my favorite
This is K-T-I-T. KTIT. Playing the breast... Uh... The best tunes in town!
The_Punisher @ Aug 21st 2008 3:15PM
.....did i miss something?.....
Roto13 @ Aug 21st 2008 3:36PM
Not much.
PojoMofo @ Aug 21st 2008 3:50PM
you forgot they very crackly rendition of "Born to be wild" when going up to the mic
Hala Madrid!! (Madrileno hasta la muerte!) @ Aug 21st 2008 3:54PM
thanks, now I don't have to read these quotes in every comment.
Deprincer @ Aug 21st 2008 4:29PM
I just copied your post saved it as a document file so I can always come back to it. Thx
Arnon @ Aug 22nd 2008 8:51AM
Ahahaha.. that's epic, Deaftly
Yames @ Aug 21st 2008 3:14PM
duke who?
The_Punisher @ Aug 21st 2008 3:30PM
Can't you read?
:)
Shagittarius @ Aug 21st 2008 3:18PM
Wow, I remember when my dear old grand-pappy used to play this. If I had told them they would re-release the original before a sequel ever came out he would shit a brick into his depends.
GrillBiller @ Aug 21st 2008 3:24PM
Hmm.. 3D Reals...
did they say that was in september 2008 or 2021 ??
Markez @ Aug 21st 2008 3:40PM
Strikes me as one of those games better left in its current place in history. No XBLA release necessary. It use to have a place in my heart, but I imagine it'd only be entertaining for a minute or two.
Now if they could just come out with an XBLA version of Jones in the Fast Lane...
ratman @ Aug 22nd 2008 12:31AM
There's really no good way to play Duke3D online today. That is, getting an online game going on PC today is a major pain in the ass at best, and completely broken at worst. Even after getting 4 or 5 people installed w/ the right patches the game is still majorly prone to desyncs and crashes. It really doesn't work.
The new version gives online coop, party systems, replays, "tivo", cam support, leadboards, etc. Its so rich and full featured that its definitely worth the port.
In terms of the game itself, pipeboms and tripmines never get old.
xLV426x @ Aug 21st 2008 3:51PM
is this going to have online multiplayer?
Boffo the Sock @ Aug 21st 2008 4:08PM
It damned well better. I have fond memories of playing DN3D against my friends after school via direct dial up. We only had a few hours to play because the parents would come home and bitch about us tying up the phone lines. Of course, this was all after having to walk uphill both ways to school while being careful not to get picked off by a passing pterosaur.
WiNG [Life in a Game] @ Aug 21st 2008 3:55PM
So, will this also take 10 years to come to fruition?
And by fruition, I mean "still not out."
DukeFett @ Aug 21st 2008 3:57PM
"sports the same minimal graphical enhancements as Doom did"
Doom had graphical enhancements? It's pretty disappointing if this is just a straight port, I hope there's *something* that would entice me to buy it, I played it to death twelve years ago. I was sort of looking forward to it, but I don't know if I wanna drop $10 on a lame port.
Snowblind @ Aug 21st 2008 4:04PM
Online co-op and deathmatches?
Arnon @ Aug 22nd 2008 8:54AM
Achievements, Online Co-Op, Multiplayer?*
Eric @ Aug 21st 2008 5:13PM
Two wishes:
1. Doom 2
2. WAD packs - DWANGO5 and DWANGO6 preferably
snarfoogle @ Aug 21st 2008 5:44PM
If only there was a high resolution pack for Duke Nukem 3D that replaced the sprites with gr4phx.
Oh wait, there is.
http://hrp.duke4.net/
I guess if you've never played the original/really like achievements this would be a good buy though.
DukeFett @ Aug 21st 2008 5:59PM
Exactly, if some guys for free created a high res pack, 3DRealms couldn't do anything? Hell if anything just use what these guys did and throw them some cash.
FiredCylinder @ Aug 21st 2008 5:47PM
It's "dukematch" not "deathmatch"
Shroomsday @ Aug 21st 2008 6:03PM
Ooh, will the new XBLA version have even more arty witticisms? I can't wait!
Way to milk the cash bull.
Chase @ Aug 21st 2008 7:30PM
400 points or bust.
Mass Bastardson @ Aug 21st 2008 8:45PM
So we waited 10 long years for a frackin' download and not a game?? Cheap bastards.
007craft @ Aug 21st 2008 10:44PM
I played it today at x08. Only for a minute tho. I had some difficulty climbing the first boxed area. Turning felt really slow, but i never checked setting to see if you could tweak it.
I can confirm there is NO splitscreen. Me and my friend wanted to play together but couldnt because of this. There is online and system link co-op however, but your limited to 1 player per system. And I cant remeber right, but I think i saw more then 4 slots in the system link lobby. I think the game supports 16 players.
Solid Cheif @ Aug 22nd 2008 3:29AM
No splitscreen = no purchase
markhill66 @ Aug 22nd 2008 8:53AM
Welcome, Xav. Rad name.
Rk0n @ Aug 27th 2008 1:30AM
The Duke is old, it's time to move on, even the new Duke has been in production way too long to hold any anticipation/hype for. *sigh* I gave up when the 3rd person iteration came out, enough of this, i'll just settle for Grand Theft Auto, it's just as demeaning.
Bunnyears @ Aug 27th 2008 12:58PM
X08? You mean the current issue of OXM...subscribers got this last week.