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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:32PM XeroRiot said

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to get a points card to but castle crashers
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 7:46PM (Unverified) said

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hooray for green knight
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:35PM (Unverified) said

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Why did the frog cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chicken.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:36PM (Unverified) said

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to find some hookers?
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:37PM (Unverified) said

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It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome, filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume to question the actions of one in all respects his superior.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:36PM Ubidan said

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to waste Dustin Burg in GoW
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:37PM (Unverified) said

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"Why did the paranoid chicken cross the road?"
Why? Was someone watching? Are you following me?
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:40PM SanFranJunglist said

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Cause KFC cut his head off!!
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:38PM Da Michelin Man said

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Some things we may never know

(que the twilight zone movie)
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:37PM Dragod said

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To lose some weight.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:38PM clearrants said

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Because the egg crossed it first. Or did it?
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:38PM tex said

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to win Castle Crashers, obv.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:40PM (Unverified) said

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....to get to Jenny Craig?

Seriously, get that chicken a SlimFast or something.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:45PM (Unverified) said

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To enter this contest and win Castle Crashers
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:39PM (Unverified) said

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1. Chicken
2. Road
3. ??????
4. Profit!
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:39PM geeksunny said

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To play Xbox at Frogger's house?
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:39PM (Unverified) said

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because National Security was at stake.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:40PM (Unverified) said

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I'd love to get to some hackin' and slashin'
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:40PM (Unverified) said

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simple.....achievement unlocked
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:40PM PrimeJ said

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Forty two
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:40PM (Unverified) said

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Well, what do you call a possessed chicken?

A poultrygeist!

*groans*
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:41PM EclipseNinja said

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Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the rooster, that perveted sicko!
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 2:19PM OurExistence said

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...to kick your ****ing ass !!!
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:21PM (Unverified) said

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just 'cause.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:41PM Munkcy said

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He was running from the Perdue plant
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:44PM (Unverified) said

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because I had to carry it.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:44PM acsofspades said

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Because he was playing braid and walking across the road was the only way to fast forward time for castle crashers could come out.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:43PM (Unverified) said

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Because it was stung by the scorpion. Proverbs!
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:42PM (Unverified) said

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to get to the other side??


pick mee!!!!!
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 4:02PM (Unverified) said

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To see if it's better on the other side.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:42PM Outrager said

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Something about a baby attached to his back...
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:43PM Hunter2223 said

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Why did the chicken Cross the road?

To prove to the possum it could be done!
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:43PM (Unverified) said

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To get away from the Colonel
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:44PM TheGrue said

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To get away from Colonel Sanders.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:45PM (Unverified) said

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

"insert funny, ironic answer here"
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:56PM (Unverified) said

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Since I'm hoping to win a copy for my 4 year old (yeah, that's the ticket) who loved the demo, I'm going to have to give his standard answer:

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. Watermelons and cheese!

He's already developing an absurdist streak. I love it! (note: this is also his answer to knock knock jokes)
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:46PM (Unverified) said

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Because it had no frontal lobe.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:46PM (Unverified) said

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crashing castles -- yeah!
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:46PM (Unverified) said

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to get a cheevo
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:46PM davidc14 said

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This is the equivalent to X3F giving away a girlfriend.

:D

Don't pick me though, I'm not eligible.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:46PM (Unverified) said

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Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Where we're going, we don't need roads.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:46PM (Unverified) said

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was a part of Vincent Gallo's uncompromising vision. If you have to ask why, then you aren't smart enough to understand.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:46PM muzzymate said

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because he was too damn fat to fly!
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:48PM (Unverified) said

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Semi-clean? Aw, man.

42?
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:47PM (Unverified) said

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Well, it's hard to beat these...
"StrangeVisitor said...
"Why did the paranoid chicken cross the road?"
Why? Was someone watching? Are you following me? "

"Eric said...
simple.....achievement unlocked"

Mine:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Two simple words; 'Chicken Kickin'." And that one's based on a Fable reference. Wee.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:47PM (Unverified) said

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because you touch yourself at night
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 7:57PM EFalcon said

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I don't know, maybe it wants to eat something.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 4:21PM (Unverified) said

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
I dunno, is there any purpose to what a chicken does, really?
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:47PM TallSmalley said

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Put it on my bill. Oh wait wrong joke.
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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 12:48PM Perses said

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to get to the other side
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