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Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:21PM AGES said

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

DR. SEUSS:

Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:22PM sikhness said

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because he saw a chick

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:22PM (Unverified) said

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To escape the hatchet-wielding, dystopian-future cannibals!

(Uh, that was a Cormac McCarthy reference. Sorry for being so obtuse but I couldn't come up with anything else besides Col. Sanders.)

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:22PM (Unverified) said

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to get to the otherside

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:22PM (Unverified) said

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Why did the Chicken cross the road?

I'm really not too sure, but I'm sure the answer lies somewhere within the game Castle Crashers. Please help me with this ongoing investigation.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:24PM (Unverified) said

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He saw a deer cross the road, and instantly thought he himself were a deer. He was inspired to follow his new found brother.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:22PM (Unverified) said

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solely to get the achievement for it.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:24PM dubbalubagis said

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To win a copy of castle crashers from x3f.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:29PM blunote said

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Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:24PM murph17 said

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to get some free sh*t.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:24PM (Unverified) said

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get me a free castle crashers code.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 9:57PM segadc said

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To avoid being kicked in Fable II.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:25PM (Unverified) said

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To get to his friends house for local multiplayer, b/c the online in this game is broken right now.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:24PM (Unverified) said

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What's with all the poultry persecution here? Who cares why it crossed the road. Just leave the damn thing alone, will ya?!

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:24PM mikepaul said

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

It saw Peter Griffin on the other side and couldn't help itself...

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:25PM metaphrog said

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Why did Jim Morrison the chicken cross the road?
To break on through to the other side.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:31PM (Unverified) said

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the other chickens told it to go away

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:25PM (Unverified) said

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HE CROSSED THE ROAD TO CRASH SOME CASTLES

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:26PM (Unverified) said

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Give me a few minutes with the chicken and I'll find out!

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:27PM (Unverified) said

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Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Because I told it to.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:54PM (Unverified) said

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cause it was running from a Chupacabra

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:27PM Haddock Smack said

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to do something with the what-chu-call-it.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:27PM (Unverified) said

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

(What can I say? I'm old-school classic.)

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:29PM HAAANZ said

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....to get some killer bud of course!

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:29PM (Unverified) said

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To win a copy of Castle Crashers and play all night long!

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:29PM aingold said

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To storm the castle...

(think it'll work?)

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:29PM (Unverified) said

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because Bill Brasky was watching him through a cow.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:29PM (Unverified) said

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...to get to the other side?

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:29PM MyAbsolution said

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A: because he was late for a lunch-in at kfc.

(oh god ... that makes no sense)

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:29PM (Unverified) said

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"To get to the other side." DUH!!!

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 7:27PM (Unverified) said

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...Because he was depressed and hoped one of the 18 wheels of the semi-truck speeding uncontrollable down that particular road would do the job.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:33PM (Unverified) said

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Because the rooster was over there.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:30PM (Unverified) said

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He was high...

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:30PM Lokust said

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To save her eggs from getting taken by a mongoose

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 2:15PM CE United said

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Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To play Castle Crashers and ride the diarrhea deer from the magically enchanted forest.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:30PM (Unverified) said

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Why did the Chicken cross the road?

To escape the horrors of fascism and immigrate to Canada.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:30PM (Unverified) said

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Bah...I was going to use the achievement unlocked one...

Oh well...

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:34PM (Unverified) said

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To get to the other side

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 2:48PM (Unverified) said

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:31PM (Unverified) said

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to get to the other sidenow gimme CC thanks

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:31PM (Unverified) said

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because seven ate nine.

...

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:41PM spacemonkey said

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To fragtag Dustin.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:31PM (Unverified) said

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because that's where he'd parked.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:32PM EvENTZ said

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To get some rooster tail

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:32PM The Sailerman said

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Because the chicken's a jerk and wanted to back up traffic.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:33PM KevinSartori said

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Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Did I win?

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:33PM (Unverified) said

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q: why did john mccain tell the chicken to cross the road?

a: how dare you question his patriotism. he spent 4 1/2 years in a hole.

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:51PM louiedog said

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Hmm, punchline... punchline...

The aristocrats!

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:34PM vader1991 said

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to get to the cold shower, you know what im talking about *wink* *wink*

Posted: Aug 28th 2008 1:34PM socks said

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To hopefully pick up his Xbox 360 from the Post Office...

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