PSP Fanboy's five ways to make PSP better

I know one way to make it better.

Have more than 5 game worth buying.

Let's see, it's friday night, I'm feeling pretty good, go some money and I'm feeling sexy.

Let's troll on joystiq.

PSP sucks.

SD card support.

They need to stop remaking the models.

I know a few people that are just a tad upset after buying a Slim not to long ago.

The Friends idea is a Must, should have had it years ago.

Remove the UMD drive, add a USB host-mode port, and let us play isos off of usb drives.

How about a list where the first 4 things AREN'T THE EXACT SAME THING!

Support for SD cards in addition to memory sticks, a combo slot.

Save the second analog stick for the PSP2, so please everyone shut up about that.

More games on the Playstation Store, PS1 and PSP games alike.

A better internet browser, sure I can use my PC but when in a pinch, its nice to have it on my PSP, which is my only mobile browser.

that was pretty pathetic.

I guess that why I have 22 game for my DS.

And only 5! for my PSP.

If I didn't already have a PSP, that isn't a list that would convince me to drop everything and go out and buy one.
(granted, nothing would but games, and PSP has plenty of good games)

SD card support is a pretty good idea, as mentioned above. SD cards are MUCH cheaper for the same amount of storage (lowest prices on Newegg: 2GB SD = $4.95, 2GB MSPD = $21.45).
Granted, you CAN buy a microSD-to-MSPD adapter, thus being able to use microSD(HC, for some adapters) on PSP... but it seems kinda annoying, I guess.
(Plus, I wish I knew about that BEFORE purchasing an 8GB MSPD for $80 months ago...)

Improved browser would be great, too. At least the ability to watch flash video sites (YouTube, DailyMotion, Veoh, etc.).

Really, I can't think much of what's /wrong/ with PSP as it is... other than the blurry screen, which this new model seems to fix (and if gets hacked, I'll definitely be purchasing one).

A second thumbstick... seriously

redesign the PSP (PSP-4000):
- it should have a clamshell design
- ram should be increased to 96MB for even faster load times via UMD cacheing
- top part of clamshell should have the screen only, everything else should be on the bottom part (so that its not uncomfortably top heavy)
- make it very sexy and introduce new colors not used before in PSPs-1000 to 3000, along with the standard black/silver/white
-continue selling the PSP-3000 along side with the clamshell PSP atleast initially to play it safe and see how the market responds
- improve the dpad (think Sega Genesis/Saturn dpads) and change the shoulder buttons to DS Lite-like ones
- replace analog nub with a proper single "mini analog stick" that is half positioned/indented inside the system so that the clamshell design is possible. The analog stick should be located in the lower middle area of the system, making a dpad/analog stick/face buttons triangle kinda like the N64 controller. that way gamers can use the dpad for movement with the left hand and the analog stick for the camera angle with the right hand for FPS games.
- make all FPS game developers include the option of controlling the movement/camera with the dpad/analog stick in future FPS games. also, if possible, make them release a downloadable patch for their existing FPS games to allow this new control scheme.