Tomb Raider: Underworld lets you kick tigers right in the face
by Ludwig Kietzmann 
on Aug 29th 2008 2:30PM
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Posted: Aug 29th 2008 2:40PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
They should be ashamed to be tigers, they are slow, stupid and rather unmortified by the fact they just got roundhouse kicked to the face.
Thier dignity as tigers has been lost :P
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Thier dignity as tigers has been lost :P
Posted: Aug 31st 2008 3:37PM (Unverified) said
Ha Yeah you're right... That will be the day when an 80 lbs girl can kick the shit out of a 500 lbs tiger. Seriously those tigers look at her like a baby antelope. But it is a game, and I guess it can slide because of lara croft's "Smarts." Even a wild tiger can be tamed by those puppies. :P
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Posted: Aug 29th 2008 2:41PM (Unverified) said
Yea, whatever.
Real men do this every day. I kick Baby Pandas in the face too and rip their heads off and wear it as a hat.
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Real men do this every day. I kick Baby Pandas in the face too and rip their heads off and wear it as a hat.
Posted: Aug 29th 2008 3:10PM (Unverified) said
Now you're just being a jackass.
What did a baby panda ever do to you? Sneeze on your trousers?
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What did a baby panda ever do to you? Sneeze on your trousers?
Posted: Aug 29th 2008 6:29PM (Unverified) said
Bah that's nothing. I rip off their faces and wear them as panda masks, and then use my awesome panda kung-fu moves to kick the ass of ever tiger I see. then cut off the tiger's head's, clean out their skull, put some fur inside it and use them as slippers.
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Posted: Aug 29th 2008 2:42PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
Must say, visuals look weal pwitty, weal pwitty indeed :D
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Posted: Aug 29th 2008 2:50PM Ranus Studios said
They're not bears, but that's still pretty damn funny.
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Posted: Aug 29th 2008 2:51PM Professor Lario said
Ludwig, I would have guessed your lion and tiger kicking skills to be excellent - needing to survive daily and all...
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Posted: Aug 29th 2008 3:05PM gangcar said
I'm pretty disappointed with the stylized graphics of the game. I don't really understand the rationale behind having realistic environments and then having overly generalized character models. For me, that shows a real lack of artistic direction.
Plus, it would have been way cooler if she could ride one of the tigers and make it fight the other one.
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Plus, it would have been way cooler if she could ride one of the tigers and make it fight the other one.
Posted: Aug 29th 2008 3:36PM ZippyDSMlee said
Your are asking to much T&A has lil art lil direction to start with....*:P hides*
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Posted: Aug 29th 2008 3:38PM primetime4 said
You complain about stylized graphics yet somehow think it's cool to ride a tiger and fight another tiger? I guess as long as it "looks" realistic right?
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Posted: Aug 29th 2008 3:54PM (Unverified) said
The successor to the Prince of Persia games from the last generation is being given a completely new name: Tomb Raider Underworld. The sequel to Zelda Twilight Princess is also being given a new name: Prince of Persia. Link will be given claws, and Midna will look much more feminine this time.
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Posted: Aug 29th 2008 3:47PM (Unverified) said
Why the hell did Tomb Raider turn into the Matrix?
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Posted: Aug 29th 2008 3:56PM (Unverified) said
Because it was in Anniversary. If you piss your opponant off enough, then dodge their next attack it will occur in slow motion and if you time that shot right, you get a headshot.
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Posted: Aug 29th 2008 4:00PM markhill66 said
That's the first video I've watched for this game. I had no idea that it looked so good.
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Posted: Aug 29th 2008 4:52PM (Unverified) said
I guarantee you that all animal rights activists would kick a tiger in the face if it was trying to eat them.
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Posted: Aug 29th 2008 5:35PM WiredKnight said
Let's take some of the protesters and match them up against a tiger. Let's see what terrible, despicable acts of violence they commit in defense of their own lives.
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Posted: Aug 29th 2008 6:11PM (Unverified) said
I want to go out and kill Tigers after playing Tomb Raider as much as I want to go on a killing spree after playing GTA San Andreas...
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Posted: Aug 30th 2008 9:43AM Zombienutz said
Over on Kotaku I passed this video up, but with a title like this I had to watch it! Well done Ludwig. Well done.
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Posted: Sep 1st 2008 4:03PM scratchfury said
I want the tigers to having a finishing move. One grabs her head, the other grabs her legs, and they both pull really hard. To be fair, Lara can have the ability to get out of the move by punching the head chomper in the face.
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