You can put down that syringe full of bear hormones – EA's got a much easier (and more affordable!) way of transforming yourself into that most noble of Mother Nature's creatures: simply don Korssar's Helm
. You see, the "magical Kislevite helm is imbued with the spirit of the wild North and will magically transform the wearer into a ferocious bear."
There are some caveats however: your ability to live your life as a bear will be limited to the virtual
confines of EA Mythic's Warhammer Online
MMO (a deal breaker for some, to be sure) and those willing to confine their bearness to WAR
will still need to preorder Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3
on PC to access the magical helm. Preorder cross-promotion? Clever move, EA. Great to see publishers further incentivizing preorders
... but we're sure there's at least a handful of WAR-heads eager to play as a bear (a bear!) but uninterested in picking up Red Alert 3
. In other words: don't throw away those bear hormones just yet.