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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 1:10PM The Punisher said

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That was really well done. Very creative.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 1:10PM (Unverified) said

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Sweet.

Yes I so want a Combine costume.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 1:11PM (Unverified) said

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Wow. How creepy is THIS? I don't think I'll ever look at cruise the same way again.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 1:24PM (Unverified) said

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That was awesome! I've been having an urge for the past few weeks to go back and play through Half-Life 2 and the 2 episodes again
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 6:56PM Jerk Face said

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Me too! I often forget that HL2 is one of the best games ever made. I need to go back through it again.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 1:26PM Zertoss said

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The hilarious thing about this is that the creepy Combine video is just as creepy as the Tom Cruise video it's parodying.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 7:11PM TechGuySteve said

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I thought this video was great, until I saw your avatar. I gotta know, where are these coming from..
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 1:27PM (Unverified) said

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Very well done.

Bravo!
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 1:27PM Shmil said

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Scie[n]tology
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 1:31PM Zertoss said

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Scientolgoy
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 1:30PM (Unverified) said

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Er
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 3:37PM NukeAssault said

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No its Ed. Dont you know your own name?
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 9:00PM (Unverified) said

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it seems like instead of actually coming up with clever jokes joystiq usually just writes sometime like-

"Rather than crank out another Tom Cruise gag (we've got plenty of them, we assure you)"

you got plenty of tom cruise gags joystiq? let's hear em!
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 2:40PM (Unverified) said

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Is that what we "usually" do? Weird, I've never noticed.
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Posted: Sep 4th 2008 11:58PM (Unverified) said

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i'm probably wrong...it just seems like a growing trend

i think it's awesome that you guys take the time to read and respond to reader comments...

sorry if my first comment came off a bit harsh
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 2:04PM FredFredrickson said

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Oh good... because I want to think about the world's real problems with religion every time I play Half-Life 2. Thanks, asshole.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 2:07PM foxhound said

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Xenu! XD
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 2:47PM (Unverified) said

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Anon
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 5:37PM (Unverified) said

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Art, along with most worthwhile entertainment, is commentary on, or at least riffs off, some real world event or situation on some level, right? Part of HL2's success (for me at least) is because of the story's sci-fi take on the authoritarian regimes we see all around us nowerdays.

I expect the Half Life 2 writers would be disappointed if the story didn't make you think just a little tiny bit about the shitstorm of religious and political fundamentalism that our own world is swept up in right now. The fact that Cruises wacko-space-cult speech expresses the combine mindset so neatly is no accident. With minor modification, it could also be applied to a Cheney mind fart or a Nazi rally and still stir the loin cloths of any apes who care to listen (no offence meant to genuine apes who I assume do not keep a woodie spare for the thought of authoritarian regimes).

It's almost a shame it needs some bright spark film creator to clearly link the two before people start to cotton on. It was a bloody good film though, so I’ll forgive him.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 2:05PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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While extremely well done (Valve really should hire this guy), it's a shame that they had to alter some of Cruise's original speech in order for it to work. It would have been great if it had just been taken verbatim.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 4:07PM Obienator said

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There were only small changes, and they fit very well.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 2:13PM dr steve brule said

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wow that was great, i'd much prefer a half-life movie over a halo movie.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 11:03PM (Unverified) said

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NO, NO, A THOUSAND TIMES NO.

For the simple fact that for a HL movie to work it would require putting words in Gordon Freeman's mouth, entirely fucking up one of the core defining features and interesting points of Half-Life. Just... just don't suggest something like that again please.
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Posted: Sep 6th 2008 3:29AM iHavePants said

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The world of Half-Life is much more interesting than Gordan Freeman, a movie wouldn't need him in it.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 2:18PM (Unverified) said

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That was pretty great :D
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 2:19PM Duke said

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Actually very haunting. I am impressed. (Cruise is batshit crazy, but here it almost made sense to hear such madness coming from the combine.)
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 2:27PM rTwelve said

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now i can stop thinking tom cruise was awesome after seeing tropic thunder.

what a relief
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 2:28PM Misfit Toy said

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CRE-EPY...
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 2:29PM LuckyEMS said

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need...episode 3
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 2:48PM (Unverified) said

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Scary thing is: a Scientologist would look at the Half Life 2 story and think: "That's feasible"
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 3:11PM warmonk said

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this is f'n brilliant
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 4:44PM (Unverified) said

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Very good.

Are you sure they were anonymous?
They gave their names at the end haha.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 5:36PM Rabidkeebler said

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I think I'm ready to convert to Combinetology. ALL HAIL OUR GREAT OVERLORD THE MIGHTY HEADCRAB!
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 6:58PM (Unverified) said

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Holy freakin crap, that was incredible.

I know it's been repeated a dozen times already, but it's precisely the word I was thinking while watching this vid: CREEPY!

And, Tom Cruise's a nutcase. These people need to be stopped. Scientology is not a religion, it's an insidious cult, and a scam.
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Posted: Sep 3rd 2008 7:26PM (Unverified) said

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S cientology is a creeeeeeepy cult; beware free thinkers...
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