When our parents split up, both of them tried to convince us that the other would just be "devastated" if they didn't get to have custody of us. (Puzzlingly, each insisted that the other had just bought a pony and ice cream farm, which doesn't even make sense.) Why are we choosing this
Thursday morning to flashback to that awkward moment? Once again, we don't know who to believe.
Last month, VG247 had a super secret Rockstar source telling them that the Grand Theft Auto IV
DLC wouldn't be available until January
. Now, Eurogamer has a different
super secret source saying that things are still on track for a November release. We don't know which one is telling the truth, and we don't care ... we just want one of them to love us
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