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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:15PM (Unverified) said

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Lulz
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 11:20PM imurray said

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Remember seeing this on /b/ yesterday...
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:16PM FlyinWhee said

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Prepare for unforeseen consequences.
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Posted: Sep 10th 2008 12:29AM (Unverified) said

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No, prepare for Full Life consequences.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:15PM Tez said

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Reddit and Fark sent CERN a crowbar, plush headcrab, and Half Life strategy guide.

http://www.reddit.com/goto?id=70i61
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:17PM Zamzoph said

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Well, time to move off the planet. It was nice knowing you all.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 5:35PM In A World said

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There is no escape. Gordon Freeman will destroy the universe! Chewbacca and Spock and that robot that says "Danger, Will Robinson", all of it. Gone. Forever.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 5:43PM samfish said

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Oh, you won't have to move off-planet. If a black hole is formed, all I have to do is stick my penis in it and plug it up. Problem solved!

Just like sticking your in a leaky dyke. Except a dyke would never let me stick my finger in her!
HEYOOOO!
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 7:17PM PhydeWice said

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I hear Xen is beautiful this time of year.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:25PM (Unverified) said

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Its a red letter day.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:18PM Mr Khan said

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There's a similar chance of me being able to put my hand through a warm wall because the bouncing molecules happened to align and let it pass right through.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:20PM Tez said

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Thank god there is someone else here with common sense.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:23PM (Unverified) said

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Seriously.. that's like me trying to push my entire body through a brick wall trillions of times before it actually happens..
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:33PM cjc said

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Is this a Portal reference? Since it sounds like a Portal reference, but you didn't mention Aperture Science, so you might actually have been serious.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:35PM Haggard said

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You'd be screwed if they misaligned while your hand was still in there.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:35PM Jude said

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Yeah, but what were the odds that anything would exist as we currently know it?

But, don't get me wrong... There are pretty potentially large benefits to the application of what they might find like:

Photon Drives
Sustainable Energy
Cancer cure
Did I mention Photon Fucking Drives!

(sorry, if this ends up as a double-post)
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:35PM jhowlett said

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a bullet seemed to pass through me once. i took it as a sign to change my ways. to bad for vincent though.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:39PM Mr Khan said

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I understand the possible beneficial aspects, and i know the "doomsday singularity" thing is all in good fun

I'm just being a smartass.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 5:43PM BananaBoat said

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This thing probably won't destroy the worldz (fingers crossed) but it'll probably screw with us in ways we can't imagine. For instance, if you happen to look due north on the night of a blue moon, you might see Elvis. THAT'S the kind of crap the anti-LHC people are worried about happening. The freaky ass Sixth Sense stuff that really owns your mind.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 8:04PM (Unverified) said

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Tez, i somehow doubt particle physics and thermodynamics apply under common sense
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Posted: Sep 11th 2008 3:36AM (Unverified) said

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Hey samfish that penis thing might work, we are talking about micro black holes.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:19PM Lone Starr said

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I think the actual collisions are set for late October, so we have time.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:21PM Tez said

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Yeah, it's just getting switched on. It'll be awhile before any collisions and even longer before the results of them are known.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:22PM x Prime x said

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no it will start tomorrow
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 6:34PM (Unverified) said

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as I understand it, collisions will start as soon as the beam is started, but collision detection and analysis won't start until oct.

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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:28PM Jude said

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Oct. 21

It's actually already been turned "on". From wiki:

"Initial particle beam injections were successfully carried out on 8-11 August 2008, the first attempt to circulate a beam through the entire LHC is scheduled for 10 September 2008, at 7:30 GMT and the first high-energy collisions are planned to take place after the LHC is officially unveiled, on 21 October 2008."
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:40PM Vidikron said

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They need to delay the test for a week or two. I'd like to play LBP, R2, and GoW2 before the world ends or I'm on the run from head crabs.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 9:17PM Cal said

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At least a week delay please, I wants my birthday =(
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:19PM (Unverified) said

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Well damn, were screwed. D=
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 9:50PM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said

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we were? but we're not anymore? *phew!*


(sorry, I'm a smartass ;) )
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:20PM baby sea tuna said

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Haha, awesome.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:21PM (Unverified) said

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That won't end good lol.

ANYWAY:

Hey why the f*ck I was banned?

My Mr.ESC account had like 5,000 post I was almost going to reach over 9000!

Not fair,Why you didn't ban the other guys?
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:22PM (Unverified) said

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Seriously REZ my account guys.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:26PM (Unverified) said

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You miscounted. You actually went over 9999 and broke the game.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:31PM (Unverified) said

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Did I just divided by zero?

I really hope this is a mistake and it was some sort of antispam measure that blocked me.

I'll try tomorrow.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:31PM Jacksons said

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You obviously know what you were banned for with a quote like "Not fair,Why you didn't ban the other guys?" Naughty!
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:34PM (Unverified) said

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Mr.ESC, welcome to the club.Wanna hang out or something?
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:36PM Mr Khan said

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What other guys? What did i miss?

That's why i don't like that they either completely delete or at least overwrite bannable comments. It kinda hides the criteria from the rest of us

They should (and i kid you not) take screen captures of bannable comments, and add them to a photo gallery. Just so we get a clearer idea of where "the line" is.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:36PM (Unverified) said

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*nudges Ghost*

Dude, that particular incarnation of naked Peach is totally hitting on you. You should go for it.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:39PM (Unverified) said

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Well I hope I get my account restored because otherwise I don't feel like going though this sh*t again just to get banned again when I'm right.

Seriously can I get my acocutn back,C'mon Justin be cool.

Remeber when I was going to kill you and you were like no way and then I was like it was all a test.

It was great.

C'mon REZ.


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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:42PM Haggard said

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What were you saying? I love watching e-drama from afar.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:46PM (Unverified) said

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You should stop wearing those beer googles.She is actually a he dude.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:49PM (Unverified) said

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REZ
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C'mon
REZ
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WTF REZ

This is almost as annoying as dying in those MMO and wait for someone to REZ you.

C'mon save my account.

Anyone REZ
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:50PM (Unverified) said

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Maybe I should just stop using Naked Peach as my avatar? What do you guys think about Bowser with tits?
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:56PM (Unverified) said

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What do you guys think about Bowser with tits?

YES YES!!!

Rule 34 FTW!

I lol'd.

Hey Justin REZ,C'mon don't leave a brother hanging.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 5:06PM (Unverified) said

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I'm sure spamming will do the trick.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 5:07PM (Unverified) said

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I keeep getting downvoted well at least people is paying attention.

Dowvote me if you support my demands.

C'mon gime me back my friggin account.


I'm going to be like this all day.

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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 5:27PM Ignatius said

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That would actually be Rule 63.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 5:35PM (Unverified) said

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jakka, how the hell did you find that so fast? WTF I can't even find god damn nude pictures of Kim Kardashian, but you get a naked manturtle turned into a woman turtle thing
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 5:39PM (Unverified) said

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Rule 34.

As for pics of Kim Kardashian,google with Safe Search turned off was enough to find at least three on the first page.
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