Sure that's troubling enough, but here's the beautiful part: They're turning it on tomorrow. Yeah, and Gordon Freeman is there, so there's absolutely no way it's going to go well. We just want to be the first to say: We called it.
Terrible news: Gordon Freeman spotted near Large Hadron Collider
by Justin McElroy 
on Sep 9th 2008 4:10PM
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Sure that's troubling enough, but here's the beautiful part: They're turning it on tomorrow. Yeah, and Gordon Freeman is there, so there's absolutely no way it's going to go well. We just want to be the first to say: We called it.
Reader Comments (128)
Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:15PM Tez said
Reddit and Fark sent CERN a crowbar, plush headcrab, and Half Life strategy guide.
http://www.reddit.com/goto?id=70i61
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http://www.reddit.com/goto?id=70i61
Posted: Sep 9th 2008 5:35PM In A World said
There is no escape. Gordon Freeman will destroy the universe! Chewbacca and Spock and that robot that says "Danger, Will Robinson", all of it. Gone. Forever.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:23PM (Unverified) said
Seriously.. that's like me trying to push my entire body through a brick wall trillions of times before it actually happens..
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:35PM Jude said
Yeah, but what were the odds that anything would exist as we currently know it?
But, don't get me wrong... There are pretty potentially large benefits to the application of what they might find like:
Photon Drives
Sustainable Energy
Cancer cure
Did I mention Photon Fucking Drives!
(sorry, if this ends up as a double-post)
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But, don't get me wrong... There are pretty potentially large benefits to the application of what they might find like:
Photon Drives
Sustainable Energy
Cancer cure
Did I mention Photon Fucking Drives!
(sorry, if this ends up as a double-post)
Posted: Sep 9th 2008 5:43PM BananaBoat said
This thing probably won't destroy the worldz (fingers crossed) but it'll probably screw with us in ways we can't imagine. For instance, if you happen to look due north on the night of a blue moon, you might see Elvis. THAT'S the kind of crap the anti-LHC people are worried about happening. The freaky ass Sixth Sense stuff that really owns your mind.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 8:04PM (Unverified) said
Tez, i somehow doubt particle physics and thermodynamics apply under common sense
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Posted: Sep 11th 2008 3:36AM (Unverified) said
Hey samfish that penis thing might work, we are talking about micro black holes.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:19PM Lone Starr said
I think the actual collisions are set for late October, so we have time.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 6:34PM (Unverified) said
as I understand it, collisions will start as soon as the beam is started, but collision detection and analysis won't start until oct.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:28PM Jude said
Oct. 21
It's actually already been turned "on". From wiki:
"Initial particle beam injections were successfully carried out on 8-11 August 2008, the first attempt to circulate a beam through the entire LHC is scheduled for 10 September 2008, at 7:30 GMT and the first high-energy collisions are planned to take place after the LHC is officially unveiled, on 21 October 2008."
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It's actually already been turned "on". From wiki:
"Initial particle beam injections were successfully carried out on 8-11 August 2008, the first attempt to circulate a beam through the entire LHC is scheduled for 10 September 2008, at 7:30 GMT and the first high-energy collisions are planned to take place after the LHC is officially unveiled, on 21 October 2008."
Posted: Sep 9th 2008 9:50PM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said
we were? but we're not anymore? *phew!*
(sorry, I'm a smartass ;) )
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(sorry, I'm a smartass ;) )
Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:21PM (Unverified) said
That won't end good lol.
ANYWAY:
Hey why the f*ck I was banned?
My Mr.ESC account had like 5,000 post I was almost going to reach over 9000!
Not fair,Why you didn't ban the other guys?
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ANYWAY:
Hey why the f*ck I was banned?
My Mr.ESC account had like 5,000 post I was almost going to reach over 9000!
Not fair,Why you didn't ban the other guys?
Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:26PM (Unverified) said
You miscounted. You actually went over 9999 and broke the game.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:31PM (Unverified) said
Did I just divided by zero?
I really hope this is a mistake and it was some sort of antispam measure that blocked me.
I'll try tomorrow.
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I really hope this is a mistake and it was some sort of antispam measure that blocked me.
I'll try tomorrow.
Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:34PM (Unverified) said
Mr.ESC, welcome to the club.Wanna hang out or something?
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:36PM Mr Khan said
What other guys? What did i miss?
That's why i don't like that they either completely delete or at least overwrite bannable comments. It kinda hides the criteria from the rest of us
They should (and i kid you not) take screen captures of bannable comments, and add them to a photo gallery. Just so we get a clearer idea of where "the line" is.
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That's why i don't like that they either completely delete or at least overwrite bannable comments. It kinda hides the criteria from the rest of us
They should (and i kid you not) take screen captures of bannable comments, and add them to a photo gallery. Just so we get a clearer idea of where "the line" is.
Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:36PM (Unverified) said
*nudges Ghost*
Dude, that particular incarnation of naked Peach is totally hitting on you. You should go for it.
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Dude, that particular incarnation of naked Peach is totally hitting on you. You should go for it.
Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:39PM (Unverified) said
Well I hope I get my account restored because otherwise I don't feel like going though this sh*t again just to get banned again when I'm right.
Seriously can I get my acocutn back,C'mon Justin be cool.
Remeber when I was going to kill you and you were like no way and then I was like it was all a test.
It was great.
C'mon REZ.
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Seriously can I get my acocutn back,C'mon Justin be cool.
Remeber when I was going to kill you and you were like no way and then I was like it was all a test.
It was great.
C'mon REZ.
Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:46PM (Unverified) said
You should stop wearing those beer googles.She is actually a he dude.
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:49PM (Unverified) said
REZ
REZ
REZ
REZ
REZ
REZ
REZ
C'mon
REZ
REZ
REZ
WTF REZ
This is almost as annoying as dying in those MMO and wait for someone to REZ you.
C'mon save my account.
Anyone REZ
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REZ
REZ
REZ
REZ
REZ
REZ
C'mon
REZ
REZ
REZ
WTF REZ
This is almost as annoying as dying in those MMO and wait for someone to REZ you.
C'mon save my account.
Anyone REZ
Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:50PM (Unverified) said
Maybe I should just stop using Naked Peach as my avatar? What do you guys think about Bowser with tits?
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 4:56PM (Unverified) said
What do you guys think about Bowser with tits?
YES YES!!!
Rule 34 FTW!
I lol'd.
Hey Justin REZ,C'mon don't leave a brother hanging.
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YES YES!!!
Rule 34 FTW!
I lol'd.
Hey Justin REZ,C'mon don't leave a brother hanging.
Posted: Sep 9th 2008 5:07PM (Unverified) said
I keeep getting downvoted well at least people is paying attention.
Dowvote me if you support my demands.
C'mon gime me back my friggin account.
I'm going to be like this all day.
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Dowvote me if you support my demands.
C'mon gime me back my friggin account.
I'm going to be like this all day.
Posted: Sep 9th 2008 5:35PM (Unverified) said
jakka, how the hell did you find that so fast? WTF I can't even find god damn nude pictures of Kim Kardashian, but you get a naked manturtle turned into a woman turtle thing
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Posted: Sep 9th 2008 5:39PM (Unverified) said
Rule 34.
As for pics of Kim Kardashian,google with Safe Search turned off was enough to find at least three on the first page.
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As for pics of Kim Kardashian,google with Safe Search turned off was enough to find at least three on the first page.
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