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Finally! Soulja Boy reviews Braid
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Okay, we have to come clean: we haven't actually bought Braid. Yes, we dumped effusive praise upon its digital being. We even devoted an entire feature to convincing people how great it is, but still we did not buy it. Why? Because we were awaiting the learned opinion of one man. Yes, that man is (of course) Soulja Boy. We'd like to attempt to summarize his opinion of Braid but, frankly, it has a profound eloquence that cannot be captured by mere mortals like us. Suffice it to say that you're just going to have to watch it yourself. Find it after the break (it's NSFW, by the way).
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Reader Comments (54)
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 4:36PM MC Double Def DP said
I thought Braid was just another stupid lame 2-D platformer. But thanks to Soldjier Boy, I now know it's totally awesome! He should get hired by IGN.
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Posted: Sep 17th 2008 4:38PM (Unverified) said
Hahahahaha, that is one of the most hilariously retarded things I have ever seen. If I had that much from playing that game i probably would have bought it.
Soulja Boy should review games more often.
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Soulja Boy should review games more often.
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 8:40PM (Unverified) said
soulja is one of the most "retarded things" ive ever seen
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Posted: Sep 17th 2008 4:48PM (Unverified) said
laughed till i cried. this mocks game reviewers more than it mocks the game. It is the anti-game critic. refreshing.
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Posted: Sep 17th 2008 5:01PM (Unverified) said
The sounds effects take the review from funny to hilarious.
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Posted: Sep 17th 2008 5:20PM NekoDaimyo said
This is the third time I've seen this posted, but... is it really news? And is it really worth the mental damage to have watched it?
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Posted: Sep 18th 2008 1:31PM (Unverified) said
It's a blog. Not everything has to be what an you might think of as "news"
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Posted: Sep 17th 2008 5:22PM (Unverified) said
I think hes just dumb, am i the only one? :o And yes, i smoke :P
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Posted: Sep 17th 2008 5:29PM (Unverified) said
he is probably more ignorant than a bum off the streets
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Posted: Sep 17th 2008 5:48PM (Unverified) said
maybe, but I haven't seen a bum off the street review Braid yet.
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Posted: Sep 19th 2008 8:53AM (Unverified) said
No I haven't seen a bum review this game but I have seen some review other games. They are more fun to watch than this stuff.
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Posted: Sep 17th 2008 7:25PM (Unverified) said
I want the 45 seconds (that I made it in) of my life back.
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Posted: Sep 17th 2008 7:30PM emirabal said
I watched teh video and i have a few comments, is that two widescreen tvs he has, one with Halo 3 playing, i think it is, and i think thats how i would want it also. Secondly, can someone confirm if he has the full retain version or is that just the demo, thirdly as far as reviewing he got the point of the game pretty down pact, i think this guy and zero punctuation could do well together, fourthly, can we get this guy to write for x3f, i think hes got what it takes.
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Posted: Sep 17th 2008 7:31PM (Unverified) said
Soulja Boy is tha master of game reviews! I've never seen somethin' lik' this! OMG
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Posted: Sep 17th 2008 7:40PM Saucepanman said
I felt like I was watching Don Vito review it...
Subtitles, please?
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Subtitles, please?
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 9:38PM (Unverified) said
That shit wasn't even funny. All you people thinkin that video is funny must be half retarded.
X3F - Wow. That's pretty lame... sorry but you lost some credibility in my book. That's not very "for the gamers". You talk so highly of a game, and never even bought it or played the whole thing. Wtf.
tbh I never bought it either, i played the demo all minute and a half, & I never tried to coherce people into buying a pos game. And I sure as hell didn't do a 5 min video about how much I hate the game, but yet he still paid for it after probably playing the shit demo. this dude's totally homo, and his music sux worse than braid. :/
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X3F - Wow. That's pretty lame... sorry but you lost some credibility in my book. That's not very "for the gamers". You talk so highly of a game, and never even bought it or played the whole thing. Wtf.
tbh I never bought it either, i played the demo all minute and a half, & I never tried to coherce people into buying a pos game. And I sure as hell didn't do a 5 min video about how much I hate the game, but yet he still paid for it after probably playing the shit demo. this dude's totally homo, and his music sux worse than braid. :/
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 10:12PM (Unverified) said
Someone has never heard of sarcasm...
www.youtube.com/SphenAndDro
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www.youtube.com/SphenAndDro
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 10:36PM (Unverified) said
They reviewed their promotional copy, they didn't buy one.
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Posted: Sep 18th 2008 8:18AM (Unverified) said
Yes, of course we bought it -- with our own money. I was being sarcastic (and being fairly obvious about it, I thought).
I love Braid. It's all I talked about for two weeks. It's easily one of the best games on Xbox Live Arcade.
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I love Braid. It's all I talked about for two weeks. It's easily one of the best games on Xbox Live Arcade.
Posted: Sep 18th 2008 9:04AM (Unverified) said
Ohohohoh, iis funny because they say they no buy game but really they buy game and like iiiit!!!
This has been your explanation of the sarcasm from Fouad (of Family Guy fame).
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This has been your explanation of the sarcasm from Fouad (of Family Guy fame).
Posted: Sep 19th 2008 3:36AM Xav de Matos said
Uh. I bought my copy with my own money too.
We get free stuff? I wish someone told me that.
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We get free stuff? I wish someone told me that.
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 10:03PM DarkNightRJ said
I think he is mentally disabled.
I also saw something with him having a sidekick with a 360 skin and background and stuff. he was acting like it was the greatest thing on earth...it was not.
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I also saw something with him having a sidekick with a 360 skin and background and stuff. he was acting like it was the greatest thing on earth...it was not.
Posted: Sep 18th 2008 12:54AM (Unverified) said
hahahahahahah i love how hes like yea if you drink... you know... to get drunkk... or if you smoke... like smokin to get high... youll love this game! almost as retarded as that "dance" he created. or was that dance just him being drunk and stumbling around... im not sure anymore
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Posted: Sep 18th 2008 7:07AM (Unverified) said
You should kill yourself Anticrawl, because one you knew exactly what was being posted and still came here and two because Soulja Boy makes more money in a week then you will in your lifetime, seems like a logical reason for suicide to me you can go join your hero Kurt Cobain yayyyyy!
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Posted: Sep 18th 2008 9:15AM (Unverified) said
The depressing thing is that prat is richer than me, you and everyone else. Proof the world is wrong in so many ways when a jackass like that can be successful.
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Posted: Sep 18th 2008 9:26AM (Unverified) said
This stupid Soulja Boy crap has got to stop.
This site I thought was for actual gaming news not crap from unimportant stupid so-called famous people who can't talk putting up crappy reviews on youtube. XBox 360 Fanboy has sunk to a new low.
Soulja Boy is so stupid kid who stays home all day getting high wasting his brain cells away getting money from crappy music he makes when in fact he should go back to school to learn how to read, writing and talk like a real human. Instead of staying home getting high and being amused by anything that might happen in a video game and then make a post about it on you or myspace or whatever crap site he goes to to post this crap.
Xbox 360 fanboy make sure you post real new for now on not this kind of crap.
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This site I thought was for actual gaming news not crap from unimportant stupid so-called famous people who can't talk putting up crappy reviews on youtube. XBox 360 Fanboy has sunk to a new low.
Soulja Boy is so stupid kid who stays home all day getting high wasting his brain cells away getting money from crappy music he makes when in fact he should go back to school to learn how to read, writing and talk like a real human. Instead of staying home getting high and being amused by anything that might happen in a video game and then make a post about it on you or myspace or whatever crap site he goes to to post this crap.
Xbox 360 fanboy make sure you post real new for now on not this kind of crap.
Posted: Sep 18th 2008 10:39AM SugarDaddy said
You should talk...
"...putting up crappy reviews on youtube."
Have you seen youtube? It's filled with crappy reviews. This one is at least entertaining.
"Soulja Boy is so stupid kid..."
Nice grammar.
"...he should go back to school to learn how to read, writing [sic] and talk like a real human."
Again, WHO should go learn how to write? Excuse me, go 'writing'?
I find your sense of irony, or lack thereof, hilarious.
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"...putting up crappy reviews on youtube."
Have you seen youtube? It's filled with crappy reviews. This one is at least entertaining.
"Soulja Boy is so stupid kid..."
Nice grammar.
"...he should go back to school to learn how to read, writing [sic] and talk like a real human."
Again, WHO should go learn how to write? Excuse me, go 'writing'?
I find your sense of irony, or lack thereof, hilarious.
Posted: Sep 18th 2008 2:35PM andsoitgoes said
wah wah wah wah wah
Would you people STFU about "This isn't news, don't post it here!! You make me cry, post real stuff!!"
This was a review about an XBLA game with a humorous edge to it. It relates to the 360, therefore it doesn't NOT belong on here.
If you don't like it, ignore it and move to the next news item, don't spend it whining and moaning on a comment board for a 360 "news" site.
And yeah, he's an idiot - but that's what makes it FUNNY.
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Would you people STFU about "This isn't news, don't post it here!! You make me cry, post real stuff!!"
This was a review about an XBLA game with a humorous edge to it. It relates to the 360, therefore it doesn't NOT belong on here.
If you don't like it, ignore it and move to the next news item, don't spend it whining and moaning on a comment board for a 360 "news" site.
And yeah, he's an idiot - but that's what makes it FUNNY.
Posted: Sep 18th 2008 2:20PM (Unverified) said
OK SugarDaddy,
Yes youtube is full of crap reviews all over the site. I really hate youtube and I do not find this video or most of the videos on youtube at all entertaining.
"And you should talk?" I don't go and upload any type of videos on youtube since I hate that site. So what are you talking about?
And about those grammar mistakes, as soon as I hit the add comment button I noticed them and could not go back and change them.
And it is also funny how you like to point out someone's mistakes of spelling in a post and yet find a video where someone who doesn't know how to speak correctly and trying to make a review of game but yet making himself sound retarded and making absolutely no sense and yet somehow you find that video entertaining.
Wow! Just wow!
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Yes youtube is full of crap reviews all over the site. I really hate youtube and I do not find this video or most of the videos on youtube at all entertaining.
"And you should talk?" I don't go and upload any type of videos on youtube since I hate that site. So what are you talking about?
And about those grammar mistakes, as soon as I hit the add comment button I noticed them and could not go back and change them.
And it is also funny how you like to point out someone's mistakes of spelling in a post and yet find a video where someone who doesn't know how to speak correctly and trying to make a review of game but yet making himself sound retarded and making absolutely no sense and yet somehow you find that video entertaining.
Wow! Just wow!
Posted: Sep 18th 2008 3:07PM andsoitgoes said
Reply - Fail!
He gets to point out YOUR mistakes because you are trying to be the "holier than thou" man who thinks he's better than everyone who likes this.
Soulja boy is just what you see, at least he's not pretending to be smart.
And to be honest, I believe he is the one with the fancy automobiles and a bank account that has more zeroes than you can count.
So who is stupid and uneducated?
Well, him probably - but he at least knows how to make more money than you can possibly fathom.
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He gets to point out YOUR mistakes because you are trying to be the "holier than thou" man who thinks he's better than everyone who likes this.
Soulja boy is just what you see, at least he's not pretending to be smart.
And to be honest, I believe he is the one with the fancy automobiles and a bank account that has more zeroes than you can count.
So who is stupid and uneducated?
Well, him probably - but he at least knows how to make more money than you can possibly fathom.
Posted: Sep 18th 2008 3:30PM Deadmeat1240 said
This guy is totally smart and in no way a walking stereotype. I am now stupider for having watched it.
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