Oh, and while you watch, try to decide which is more entertaining: watching Soulja Boy mistake Braid for bong time fodder or reading comments from people who are so angry at him for not "getting it."
[Thanks, Kat]
Oh, and while you watch, try to decide which is more entertaining: watching Soulja Boy mistake Braid for bong time fodder or reading comments from people who are so angry at him for not "getting it."
[Thanks, Kat]
Reader Comments (180)
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 3:51PM Roxxorsmash said
Scariest thing I have ever seen: My high school homecoming dance, when the 95% white gym broke out into synchronized dance to his song. You can leave the place, but the memories stay with you. Forever. *sob*
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 10:21PM (Unverified) said
... and you were the only one not dancing.
What does this say about your social life?
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What does this say about your social life?
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 4:03PM (Unverified) said
Oh dear! To quote the greatest film actor in the greatest film ever (Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack) "Now I know why tigers eat their young." The man's not fit to wipe Jonathan Blow's backside! CRETIN.
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 4:05PM sithyaoigamer said
OH GOD! someone give give him dictionary. I can't understand sh*t
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 4:32PM flanked said
Can you really fault someone who shaves his eyebrows like Vanilla Ice? Really? I commend Mr. Boy for keeping "it real."
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/1121/pg2_a_vanillaIce_300.jpg
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/1121/pg2_a_vanillaIce_300.jpg
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 4:37PM (Unverified) said
aren't all games for people who "get high and drink and sh it"?
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 5:23PM (Unverified) said
It's The Dude played by Jeff Bridges... and The Dude is my jesus.
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Posted: Sep 17th 2008 4:47PM heypaul said
Speaking of which, has anyone mentioned that this guy is only 18?
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 4:52PM Supermanisdead said
I was supposed to play it intoxicated?!?!?!?!
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 5:33PM jhowlett said
these comments
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 5:48PM (Unverified) said
who?
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 5:58PM ViewtifulJason said
Go back to whatever game you were playing before you discovered Braid and stay there instead of mocking games I enjoy you sorry excuse for a musician.
Posted: Sep 18th 2008 12:35AM The Blank Mage Returns said
I figured he was playing Madden. It's ****ing always Madden.
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Posted: Sep 17th 2008 7:27PM Mal F4cti0n said
Like anybody who "fake flexes" wearing a Nestle Quik shirt has any f*cking sense at all.
All well, I don't give him any of my money.
And that the hell is with Soulja? I hate when people try to spell their words like their ignant asses speak. Let me ax you a question, jackass; what grade did you finish anyway? Fifth? Maybe even Sixth grade?
All well, I don't give him any of my money.
And that the hell is with Soulja? I hate when people try to spell their words like their ignant asses speak. Let me ax you a question, jackass; what grade did you finish anyway? Fifth? Maybe even Sixth grade?
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 7:28PM Mal F4cti0n said
I lost an ''s' there.
All's well, I don't give him any of my money.
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All's well, I don't give him any of my money.
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 7:50PM Saucepanman said
Where's natural selection when you need it
Posted: Sep 18th 2008 12:58AM The Blank Mage Returns said
It's busy at the moment, it'll probably get around to him when he wraps his car around a tree. Or has a cap popped in him by other rappers. Or overdoses. Or chainsaws his own head off in a desperate attempt to prove his masculinity. (But the latter-most won't be until he realizes he only has one song. That won't be for a while.) At least Hammer gave us that awesome dance, eh?
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Posted: Sep 17th 2008 7:51PM ashasaur said
Quick Soulja-Boy style review:
HHHHAHAYYYYYYYY!!!! Dis here iz Soulja Boy! Wat? You don know who I iz? Mannn, I a rappa! I rapped day song yah no? No? How bout dis....DOOOOO IT! Still naw? Shit....well, wanna check out my XBOX 360 EDITION SIDEKICK LX SOULJA BOY 360 EDITION SIDEKICK EDITION? Its da onli one in da world man! Yeh, I tellz yah man! I gots it baby! Oh yeah!
Wait? I wuz sposed to be reviewing a gaem? NAW TRICK NAW!!!
HHHHAHAYYYYYYYY!!!! Dis here iz Soulja Boy! Wat? You don know who I iz? Mannn, I a rappa! I rapped day song yah no? No? How bout dis....DOOOOO IT! Still naw? Shit....well, wanna check out my XBOX 360 EDITION SIDEKICK LX SOULJA BOY 360 EDITION SIDEKICK EDITION? Its da onli one in da world man! Yeh, I tellz yah man! I gots it baby! Oh yeah!
Wait? I wuz sposed to be reviewing a gaem? NAW TRICK NAW!!!
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 8:37PM (Unverified) said
I just wish his parents could go back in time and correct their biggest mistake.
Posted: Sep 17th 2008 10:23PM ClownX said
I just have a problem with anyone who would name a song after themselves. A self-titles album is cool, but just babbling nigh incoherently, then calling yourself something stupid, then name your album and only song after yourself? Who signed him anyway?
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I actually wanted to do this, i.e. start a band, and name the debut album and first single the same thing, to, if I got signed, screw with the music video hierarchy.
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I actually wanted to do this, i.e. start a band, and name the debut album and first single the same thing, to, if I got signed, screw with the music video hierarchy.
Posted: Sep 18th 2008 12:41AM The Blank Mage Returns said
I can't wait till the backlash hits, and we start getting raps about pleasant games of Scrabble and the joys that come from reading your favorite fantasy novel until well past when you ought have stopped, mayhaps giggling a- OH GOD, WHAT AM I TYPING?!
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Posted: Sep 18th 2008 2:53AM dphizz said
all i can say is:
YAHH TRICK YAHH
YAHH TRICK YAHH
Posted: Sep 19th 2008 8:46PM (Unverified) said
You know how the greatest rappers (Biggie, Big L, Tupac...) always get killed? Why can't some asshole just kill THIS guy????
Posted: Sep 20th 2008 5:25PM todzilla said
Does anybody find it funny that Soulja boy as gangsta as he thinks he is is wearing a Nestle Quik jacket and a polo shirt that is he obviously found laying in Screech's old locker. If it wasn't for the fact that lame suburban white boys buy his albums then nobody would listen to him. What the hell happened to good music?
Posted: Nov 1st 2008 5:12PM (Unverified) said
soulja boy should never touch a controller again, this guy is one of those asses that only get the madden series and is close minded on... well life LOL. I made a right choice on NEVER buy this dumbasses CDs, matter a fact im going to go use a peer to peer download and sell his shit on the street and make money off the shit so i can get the money hes to stupid to have. Soulja you lost all respect (If you ever had any in the first place)
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